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Change one letter out of a song title to change it's meaning. The addition of the letter should still form a word, and the title should be humorous as a result.
For example: Midnight Oil's "Blue Sky Mine" would become "Blue Sky Mime"
Entries Beginning with H, Page 25
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"Now To Be Your Guy," Keith Green originally "How To Be Your Guy"
Peter
"Hot To Be Your Guy," Keith Green originally "How To Be Your Guy"
Peter
"How To Be Tour Guy," Keith Green originally "How To Be Your Guy"
Sung by men working in museums, etc.
Peter
"Hog To Be Your Guy," Keith Green originally "How To Be Your Guy"
Kermit's way to woo Miss Piggy?
Peter
"How To Be Your Gut," Keith Green originally "How To Be Your Guy"
Wendy Torrance
"Hop To Be Your Guy," Keith Green originally "How To Be Your Guy"
Behave like a kangaroo (or bunny rabbit)?
Peter
"How To Handle A Rape," Queens Of The Stone Age originally "How To Handle A Rope"
More useful info, don't you think?
Aaron Saraco
"How To Handle A Dope," Queens Of The Stone Age originally "How To Handle A Rope"
Naomi Swanson
"How To Handle A Rose," Queens Of The Stone Age originally "How To Handle A Rope"
Not by the thorns, that's for sure!
Natalie Cole Slaw
"How To Handle A Role," Queens Of The Stone Age originally "How To Handle A Rope"
Like if you're an actor?
Regina Haniger
"Cow To Handle A Rope," Queens Of The Stone Age originally "How To Handle A Rope"
Natalie Cole Slaw
"How To Handle A Robe," Queens Of The Stone Age originally "How To Handle A Rope"
Regina Haniger
"How To Handle A Pope," Queens Of The Stone Age originally "How To Handle A Rope"
Natalie Cole Slaw
"How To Handle A Roman," Johnny Mathis originally "How To Handle A Woman"
Candy Welty
"How To Save A Wife," The Fray originally "How To Save A Life"
Polly Warner-Kracker
"How To Pave A Life," The Fray originally "How To Save A Life"
Now, it's a song about road kill.
Polly Warner-Kracker
"Vow To Save A Life," The Fray originally "How To Save A Life"
Pam Tabor
"Hog To Save A Life," The Fray originally "How To Save A Life"
Pam Tabor
"Hop To Save A Life," The Fray originally "How To Save A Life"
Pam Tabor
"Cow To Save A Life," The Fray originally "How To Save A Life"
Pam Tabor
"Wow To Touch A Girl," JoJo originally "How To Touch A Girl"
Tiffany Furlong
"Bow To Touch A Girl," JoJo originally "How To Touch A Girl"
Tiffany Furlong
"Cow To Touch A Girl," JoJo originally "How To Touch A Girl"
Tiffany Furlong
"Sow To Touch A Girl," JoJo originally "How To Touch A Girl"
Tiffany Furlong
"Hot To Touch A Girl," JoJo originally "How To Touch A Girl"
Tiffany Furlong
"How To Torch A Girl," JoJo originally "How To Touch A Girl"
Tiffany Furlong
"How Will I Snow," Whitney Houston originally "How Will I Know"
The main question on the mind of politicians?
Veruca Pepper
"How You Gonna Sue Me Now," Alice Cooper originally "How You Gonna See Me Now"
stonegargoyle
"How You Gonna See Me Cow," Alice Cooper originally "How You Gonna See Me Now"
Alice playing hide and seek again with the cow!
Rafeal De La Ghetto
"Now You Remind Me," Nickelback originally "How You Remind Me"
Naomi Swanson
"How You Rewind Me," Nickelback originally "How You Remind Me"
Hollajuku
"How Your Dove Makes Me Feel," Diamond Rio originally "How Your Love Makes Me Feel"
Wolley
"How Your Love Makes Me Reel," Diamond Rio originally "How Your Love Makes Me Feel"
Heidi Sharpe
"How Your Love Makes Me Peel," Diamond Rio originally "How Your Love Makes Me Feel"
Heidi Sharpe
"Howard's Tape," Sick Puppies originally "Howard's Tale"
Holly Stefan
"Howard's Talc," Sick Puppies originally "Howard's Tale"
Earl York
"Howard's Tame," Sick Puppies originally "Howard's Tale"
Oh, I thought he was wild.
Rhonda Blankenship
"Howard's Talk," Sick Puppies originally "Howard's Tale"
Patricia McClure
"Coward's Tale," Sick Puppies originally "Howard's Tale"
Hayley Spalding
"Howard's Tall," Sick Puppies originally "Howard's Tale"
The possessive becomes a contraction!
Hayley Spalding
"Huckleberry Pig," Bonnie Lou originally "Huckleberry Pie"
Dana Thompkins
"The Hula Hoop Sang," Teresa Brewer originally "The Hula Hoop Song"
But how can a hula hoop sing?
Candy Welty
"The Hula Loop Song," Teresa Brewer originally "The Hula Hoop Song"
Candy Welty
"Hunan," Human League originally "Human"
Hunan= a Chinese province, or its revered cuisine
Joanna Whitmire
"Hunan Behaviour," Bjork originally "Human Behaviour"
Behavior in the Chinese province of Hunan
Naomi Swanson
"Human Egg," Chaos Of Brutality originally "Human Ego"
Pepsi's Hartebeest
"Haman Error," Unseen Terror originally "Human Error"
Haman = antagonist in Biblical book of Esther
Gretchen Wieners
"Hunan Error," Unseen Terror originally "Human Error"
Error in the Chinese province of Hunan
Gretchen Wieners
"Hunan Nature," Michael Jackson originally "Human Nature"
Nature in the Chinese province of Hunan
Naomi Swanson
"Human Pace," Red Rider originally "Human Race"
Peter
"Human Face," Red Rider originally "Human Race"
Peter
"Human Rage," Red Rider originally "Human Race"
Peter
"Human Mace," Red Rider originally "Human Race"
Peter
"Human Lace," Red Rider originally "Human Race"
Peter
"Human Torch," Rick Springfield originally "Human Touch"
A salute to the fiery guy of The Fantastic Four.
Ed
"Hunan Touch," Bruce Springsteen originally "Human Touch"
There actually WAS a parody under this title
Bob Oldhart
"Human Pouch," Rick Springfield originally "Human Touch"
Alyssa Jayne
"Human Couch," Rick Springfield originally "Human Touch"
Alyssa Jayne
"Humpty Lance," Digital Underground originally "Humpty Dance"
Lucinda Blair
"Humpty Dunce," Digital Underground originally "Humpty Dance"
Lucinda Blair
"Hundred More Tears," Francesca Battistelli originally "Hundred More Years"
Yvette Bristle
"Hundred More Fears," Francesca Battistelli originally "Hundred More Years"
Yvette Bristle
"Hundred Sore Years," Francesca Battistelli originally "Hundred More Years"
Yvette Bristle
"Hundred More Pears," Francesca Battistelli originally "Hundred More Years"
Yvette Bristle
"Hundred More Gears," Francesca Battistelli originally "Hundred More Years"
Yvette Bristle
"Hundred More Bears," Francesca Battistelli originally "Hundred More Years"
Yvette Bristle
"Hundred Lore Years," Francesca Battistelli originally "Hundred More Years"
Yvette Bristle
"Hundred Core Years," Francesca Battistelli originally "Hundred More Years"
Yvette Bristle
"Hundred More Sears," Francesca Battistelli originally "Hundred More Years"
Yvette Bristle
"Hundred Pore Years," Francesca Battistelli originally "Hundred More Years"
Yvette Bristle
"Hundred Mole Years," Francesca Battistelli originally "Hundred More Years"
Yvette Bristle
"Hundred Mare Years," Francesca Battistelli originally "Hundred More Years"
Yvette Bristle
"Hundred More Rears," Francesca Battistelli originally "Hundred More Years"
Yvette Bristle
"A Hundred Pounds Of Claw," Gene McDaniels originally "A Hundred Pounds Of Clay"
Ed
"A Hundred Pounds Of Clam," Gene McDaniels originally "A Hundred Pounds Of Clay"
That would make for one big oyster!
who cares what my name is
"A Hundred Pounds Of Play," Gene McDaniels originally "A Hundred Pounds Of Clay"
Three or four kiddies, perhaps?
Conan O'Barbarien
"A Hundred Hounds Of Clay," Gene McDaniels originally "A Hundred Pounds Of Clay"
Naomi Swanson
"A Hundred Pounds Of Olay," Gene McDaniels originally "A Hundred Pounds Of Clay"
As in Oil of Olay. Still, that'd be a lot!
baa
"Hang Up With Summer," Big Star originally "Hung Up With Summer"
Sutch
"Hanger In John," Rachel Sage originally "Hunger In John"
Jessica Childress
"Hanger Of The Young," Attack In Black originally "Hunger Of The Young"
Pam Tabor
"Hanger Strike," Temple Of The Dog originally "Hunger Strike"
Whatever THAT would mean
Jessica Childress
"Hunter Strike," Temple Of The Dog originally "Hunger Strike"
And it's not even hunting season!
Joe Siebert
"Hangry," Paul Revere & The Raiders originally "Hungry"
Hangry: a portmanteau of 'hungry' and 'angry'
Angela Hormel
"Hungry Boss," Blue Oester Cult originally "Hungry Boys"
Ihavenoname
"The Hungry Dolly," Bob Crewe Generation originally "The Hungry Dolls"
Donna Gelpigi
"The Hungry Tolls," The Bob Crewe Generation originally "The Hungry Dolls"
Yvette Bristle
"The Hungry Dalls," The Bob Crewe Generation originally "The Hungry Dolls"
Dall sheep in a feeding frenzy
Donna Gelpigi
"The Hungry Molls," The Bob Crewe Generation originally "The Hungry Dolls"
Yvette Bristle
"The Hungry Dolly," The Bob Crewe Generation originally "The Hungry Dolls"
Yvette Bristle
"The Hungry Dells," The Bob Crewe Generation originally "The Hungry Dolls"
Dells could get as hungry as dolls could.
Donna Gelpigi
"The Hungry Polls," The Bob Crewe Generation originally "The Hungry Dolls"
Yvette Bristle
"The Hungry Dills," The Bob Crewe Generation originally "The Hungry Dolls"
Dill pickles could get as hungry as dolls could.
Donna Gelpigi
"Tie Hungry Dolls," The Bob Crewe Generation originally "The Hungry Dolls"
Yvette Bristle
"The Hungry Dolts," The Bob Crewe Generation originally "The Hungry Dolls"
Yvette Bristle
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