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Change one letter out of a song title to change it's meaning. The addition of the letter should still form a word, and the title should be humorous as a result.

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Entries Beginning with H, Page 24

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"Hog To Be A Millionaire," ABC originally "How To Be A Millionaire"
Remarkable hog!
Lauren Overstreet
"Cow To Be A Millionaire," ABC originally "How To Be A Millionaire"
That's one lucky bovine!
Peter
"How To Be A Zillionaire," ABC originally "How To Be A Millionaire"
The name of the album on which it appears!
nally
"Now To Be A Millionaire," ABC originally "How To Be A Millionaire"
A very hopeful song.
Regina Olsen
"Hoe To Be Your Guy," Keith Green originally "How To Be Your Guy"
Remarkable hoe if it can do that?
Duncan Moore
"Haw To Be Your Guy," Keith Green originally "How To Be Your Guy"
How? Haw is a shrub.
Duncan Moore
"Sow To Be Your Guy," Keith Green originally "How To Be Your Guy"
Alyssa Jayne
"Vow To Be Your Guy," Keith Green originally "How To Be Your Guy"
Now it's about a promise.
Duncan Moore
"How To Be Your Gut," Keith Green originally "How To Be Your Guy"
Wendy Torrance
"Cow To Be Your Guy," Keith Green originally "How To Be Your Guy"
But a cow isn't a male entity,so it can't be a guy
Duncan Moore
"Hog To Be Your Guy," Keith Green originally "How To Be Your Guy"
Kermit's way to woo Miss Piggy?
Peter
"How To Be Sour Guy," Keith Green originally "How To Be Your Guy"
Alyssa Jayne
"How To Be Dour Guy," Keith Green originally "How To Be Your Guy"
Alyssa Jayne
"How To Be Your Buy," Keith Green originally "How To Be Your Guy"
Check the price first.
Peter
"Now To Be Your Guy," Keith Green originally "How To Be Your Guy"
Peter
"Hop To Be Your Guy," Keith Green originally "How To Be Your Guy"
Behave like a kangaroo (or bunny rabbit)?
Peter
"How To Be Your Gun," Keith Green originally "How To Be Your Guy"
Peter
"How To Be Tour Guy," Keith Green originally "How To Be Your Guy"
Sung by men working in museums, etc.
Peter
"Hot To Be Your Guy," Keith Green originally "How To Be Your Guy"
Peter
"How To Handle A Rape," Queens Of The Stone Age originally "How To Handle A Rope"
More useful info, don't you think?
Aaron Saraco
"How To Handle A Dope," Queens Of The Stone Age originally "How To Handle A Rope"
Naomi Swanson
"How To Handle A Role," Queens Of The Stone Age originally "How To Handle A Rope"
Like if you're an actor?
Regina Haniger
"How To Handle A Pope," Queens Of The Stone Age originally "How To Handle A Rope"
Natalie Cole Slaw
"How To Handle A Robe," Queens Of The Stone Age originally "How To Handle A Rope"
Regina Haniger
"Cow To Handle A Rope," Queens Of The Stone Age originally "How To Handle A Rope"
Natalie Cole Slaw
"How To Handle A Rose," Queens Of The Stone Age originally "How To Handle A Rope"
Not by the thorns, that's for sure!
Natalie Cole Slaw
"How To Handle A Roman," Johnny Mathis originally "How To Handle A Woman"
Candy Welty
"How To Save A Wife," The Fray originally "How To Save A Life"
Polly Warner-Kracker
"How To Pave A Life," The Fray originally "How To Save A Life"
Now, it's a song about road kill.
Polly Warner-Kracker
"Vow To Save A Life," The Fray originally "How To Save A Life"
Pam Tabor
"Cow To Save A Life," The Fray originally "How To Save A Life"
Pam Tabor
"Hop To Save A Life," The Fray originally "How To Save A Life"
Pam Tabor
"Hog To Save A Life," The Fray originally "How To Save A Life"
Pam Tabor
"Wow To Touch A Girl," JoJo originally "How To Touch A Girl"
Tiffany Furlong
"Sow To Touch A Girl," JoJo originally "How To Touch A Girl"
Tiffany Furlong
"Hot To Touch A Girl," JoJo originally "How To Touch A Girl"
Tiffany Furlong
"Bow To Touch A Girl," JoJo originally "How To Touch A Girl"
Tiffany Furlong
"How To Torch A Girl," JoJo originally "How To Touch A Girl"
Tiffany Furlong
"Cow To Touch A Girl," JoJo originally "How To Touch A Girl"
Tiffany Furlong
"How Will I Snow," Whitney Houston originally "How Will I Know"
The main question on the mind of politicians?
Veruca Pepper
"How You Gonna Sue Me Now," Alice Cooper originally "How You Gonna See Me Now"
stonegargoyle
"How You Gonna See Me Cow," Alice Cooper originally "How You Gonna See Me Now"
Alice playing hide and seek again with the cow!
Rafeal De La Ghetto
"Now You Remind Me," Nickelback originally "How You Remind Me"
Naomi Swanson
"How You Rewind Me," Nickelback originally "How You Remind Me"
Hollajuku
"How Your Dove Makes Me Feel," Diamond Rio originally "How Your Love Makes Me Feel"
Wolley
"How Your Love Makes Me Reel," Diamond Rio originally "How Your Love Makes Me Feel"
Heidi Sharpe
"How Your Love Makes Me Peel," Diamond Rio originally "How Your Love Makes Me Feel"
Heidi Sharpe
"Howard's Tape," Sick Puppies originally "Howard's Tale"
Holly Stefan
"Howard's Talc," Sick Puppies originally "Howard's Tale"
Earl York
"Howard's Talk," Sick Puppies originally "Howard's Tale"
Patricia McClure
"Howard's Tame," Sick Puppies originally "Howard's Tale"
Oh, I thought he was wild.
Rhonda Blankenship
"Howard's Tall," Sick Puppies originally "Howard's Tale"
The possessive becomes a contraction!
Hayley Spalding
"Coward's Tale," Sick Puppies originally "Howard's Tale"
Hayley Spalding
"The Hula Hoop Sang," Teresa Brewer originally "The Hula Hoop Song"
But how can a hula hoop sing?
Candy Welty
"The Hula Loop Song," Teresa Brewer originally "The Hula Hoop Song"
Candy Welty
"Numan," Human League originally "Human"
As in British singer Gary Numan
Serafina
"Hunan," Human League originally "Human"
Hunan= a Chinese province, or its revered cuisine
Joanna Whitmire
"Hunan Behaviour," Bjork originally "Human Behaviour"
Behavior in the Chinese province of Hunan
Naomi Swanson
"Human Egg," Chaos Of Brutality originally "Human Ego"
Pepsi's Hartebeest
"Luman Error," Unseen Terror originally "Human Error"
Now it's about singer Bob Luman.
Justin B. Burr
"Haman Error," Unseen Terror originally "Human Error"
Haman = antagonist in Biblical book of Esther
Gretchen Wieners
"Hunan Error," Unseen Terror originally "Human Error"
Error in the Chinese province of Hunan
Gretchen Wieners
"Hunan Nature," Michael Jackson originally "Human Nature"
Nature in the Chinese province of Hunan
Naomi Swanson
"Human Rage," Red Rider originally "Human Race"
Peter
"Hunan Race," Red Rider originally "Human Race"
Takes place in China?
Peter
"Human Mace," Red Rider originally "Human Race"
Peter
"Human Lace," Red Rider originally "Human Race"
Peter
"Human Pace," Red Rider originally "Human Race"
Peter
"Human Rate," Red Rider originally "Human Race"
They have different rates for other species?
Peter
"Human Face," Red Rider originally "Human Race"
Peter
"Human Torch," Rick Springfield originally "Human Touch"
A salute to the fiery guy of The Fantastic Four.
Ed
"Hunan Touch," Bruce Springsteen originally "Human Touch"
There actually WAS a parody under this title
Bob Oldhart
"Human Pouch," Rick Springfield originally "Human Touch"
Alyssa Jayne
"Human Couch," Rick Springfield originally "Human Touch"
Alyssa Jayne
"A Hundred Pounds Of Claw," Gene McDaniels originally "A Hundred Pounds Of Clay"
Ed
"A Hundred Pounds Of Clam," Gene McDaniels originally "A Hundred Pounds Of Clay"
That would make for one big oyster!
who cares what my name is
"A Hundred Pounds Of Play," Gene McDaniels originally "A Hundred Pounds Of Clay"
Three or four kiddies, perhaps?
Conan O'Barbarien
"A Hundred Hounds Of Clay," Gene McDaniels originally "A Hundred Pounds Of Clay"
Naomi Swanson
"A Hundred Pounds Of Olay," Gene McDaniels originally "A Hundred Pounds Of Clay"
As in Oil of Olay. Still, that'd be a lot!
baa
"Hang Up With Summer," Big Star originally "Hung Up With Summer"
Sutch
"Hanger In John," Rachel Sage originally "Hunger In John"
Jessica Childress
"Hanger Of The Young," Attack In Black originally "Hunger Of The Young"
Pam Tabor
"Hanger Strike," Temple Of The Dog originally "Hunger Strike"
Whatever THAT would mean
Jessica Childress
"Hunter Strike," Temple Of The Dog originally "Hunger Strike"
And it's not even hunting season!
Joe Siebert
"Hunger Stroke," Temple Of The Dog originally "Hunger Strike"
Kinda sad...
Cassandra
"Hungry Boss," Blue Oester Cult originally "Hungry Boys"
Ihavenoname
"The Hungry Dolly," Bob Crewe Generation originally "The Hungry Dolls"
Donna Gelpigi
"The Hungry Polls," The Bob Crewe Generation originally "The Hungry Dolls"
Yvette Bristle
"The Hungry Dalls," The Bob Crewe Generation originally "The Hungry Dolls"
Dall sheep in a feeding frenzy
Donna Gelpigi
"The Hungry Tolls," The Bob Crewe Generation originally "The Hungry Dolls"
Yvette Bristle
"The Hungry Dolly," The Bob Crewe Generation originally "The Hungry Dolls"
Yvette Bristle
"The Hungry Molls," The Bob Crewe Generation originally "The Hungry Dolls"
Yvette Bristle
"The Hungry Dills," The Bob Crewe Generation originally "The Hungry Dolls"
Dill pickles could get as hungry as dolls could.
Donna Gelpigi
"The Hungry Dolts," The Bob Crewe Generation originally "The Hungry Dolls"
Yvette Bristle
"The Hungry Dells," The Bob Crewe Generation originally "The Hungry Dolls"
Dells could get as hungry as dolls could.
Donna Gelpigi
"Tie Hungry Dolls," The Bob Crewe Generation originally "The Hungry Dolls"
Yvette Bristle
"Hungry Ewes," Eric Carmen originally "Hungry Eyes"
Makes literal sense, unlike the original title.
Thessaly Danes
"Hungry Like Thy Wolf," Duran Duran originally "Hungry Like The Wolf"
mandylee
"The Hungry Dears," Neil Sedaka originally "The Hungry Years"
Karen Smith
"The Hungry Yeats," Neil Sedaka originally "The Hungry Years"
Sedaka expresses his admiration for the Irish poet
Peter

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