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Change one letter out of a song title to change it's meaning. The addition of the letter should still form a word, and the title should be humorous as a result.

For example: Midnight Oil's "Blue Sky Mine" would become "Blue Sky Mime"

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Entries Beginning with H, Page 6

Entries starting with H are split into multiple pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

"Have And War," The Clash originally "Hate And War"
War between the haves and have-nots?
Peter
"Date And War," The Clash originally "Hate And War"
Beginning of a horrible relationship.
Peter
"Kate And War," The Clash originally "Hate And War"
Allie, on Kate & Allie, was a bit annoying.
Peter
"Mate And War," The Clash originally "Hate And War"
Dick Cheney's favorite thing to see.
Peter
"Date Me," Blue October originally "Hate Me"
Captain Irk
"Mate Me," Blue October originally "Hate Me"
Norman Cornelius
"Rate Me," Blue October originally "Hate Me"
The Piano Minstrel
"Have Me," Blue October originally "Hate Me"
The Skuz
"Kate Me Now," Nas originally "Hate Me Now"
I doubt Kate was really so transformed!
Jessica Childress
"Hate Me Not," Nas originally "Hate Me Now"
Peter
"Have Me Now," Nas originally "Hate Me Now"
Peter
"Rate Me Now," Nas originally "Hate Me Now"
Peter
"Date Me Now," Nas originally "Hate Me Now"
Peter
"Hate Me Sow," Nas originally "Hate Me Now"
Might not want to get Miss Piggy riled up!
Peter
"Mate Me Now," Nas originally "Hate Me Now"
Peter
"Hate Me Cow," Nas originally "Hate Me Now"
When you eat a hamburger in front of a bovine?
Peter
"Rate My Life," Theory of a Deadman originally "Hate My Life"
On what scale?
Peter
"Mate My Life," Theory of a Deadman originally "Hate My Life"
I don't think that's how that works.
Peter
"Have My Life," Theory of a Deadman originally "Hate My Life"
No, thank you, I already have one of my own.
Peter
"Date My Life," Theory of a Deadman originally "Hate My Life"
But don't date the rest of me.
Peter
"Hate My Wife," Theory of a Deadman originally "Hate My Life"
Then why did you marry her?
Peter
"Hate My Lift," Theory of a Deadman originally "Hate My Life"
He doesn't like getting in that elevator?
Peter
"Mate That I Love You," Rihanna originally "Hate That I Love You"
Good reason to mate someone, as well.
Peter
"Hate That I Lose You," Rihanna originally "Hate That I Love You"
Yes, you should keep track of me, better.
Peter
"Hate That I Move You," Rihanna originally "Hate That I Love You"
Yes, you should be moving yourself.
Peter
"Date That I Love You," Rihanna originally "Hate That I Love You"
A good reason for going on a date.
Peter
"Have This Place," Goo Goo Dolls originally "Hate This Place"
Peter
"Rate This Place," Goo Goo Dolls originally "Hate This Place"
Peter
"Date This Place," Goo Goo Dolls originally "Hate This Place"
You should date the person, not the place.
Peter
"Have To Say I Told You So," Hives originally "Hate To Say I Told You So"
Sonia Rinzaimayor
"Hate To Say I Told You Go," The Hives originally "Hate To Say I Told You So"
Peter
"Hate To Say I Told You Go," Hives originally "Hate To Say I Told You So"
Sonia Rinzaimayor
"Mate To Say I Told You So," The Hives originally "Hate To Say I Told You So"
An interesting reason to mate someone as well.
Peter
"Hate To Say I Told You No," Hives originally "Hate To Say I Told You So"
Sonia Rinzaimayor
"Date To Say I Told You So," The Hives originally "Hate To Say I Told You So"
Interesting reason to date someone.
Peter
"Hate To Say I Told You No," The Hives originally "Hate To Say I Told You So"
Peter
"Hate To Say I Mold You So," The Hives originally "Hate To Say I Told You So"
Hope that's about clay sculptures?
Peter
"Have To Say I Told You So," The Hives originally "Hate To Say I Told You So"
Peter
"Hate To Say I Sold You So," The Hives originally "Hate To Say I Told You So"
Peter
"Hate To Say I Fold You So," The Hives originally "Hate To Say I Told You So"
Speaking to your clothes?
Peter
"Mate Your Friends," Lemonheads originally "Hate Your Friends"
Peter
"Have Your Friends," Lemonheads originally "Hate Your Friends"
Peter
"Date Your Friends," Lemonheads originally "Hate Your Friends"
A much better title than the original.
Peter
"Rate Your Friends," Lemonheads originally "Hate Your Friends"
Why not? They do it to you as well.
Peter
"Oats Off To (Roy) Harper," Led Zeppelin originally "Hats Off To (Roy) Harper"
Alan the Ottoman
"Hats Off To Barry," Del Shannon originally "Hats Off To Larry"
after he hit homerun #756?
Bruce
"Hats Off To Lorry," Del Shannon originally "Hats Off To Larry"
In England, a lorry is a motortruck.
Jen
"Hams Off To Larry," Del Shannon originally "Hats Off To Larry"
Jen
"Mats Off To Larry," Del Shannon originally "Hats Off To Larry"
Jen
"Huts Off To Larry," Del Shannon originally "Hats Off To Larry"
Jen
"Tats Off To Larry," Del Shannon originally "Hats Off To Larry"
Tats: Popular abbreviation for Tattoos.
Jen
"Cats Off To Larry," Del Shannon originally "Hats Off To Larry"
Jen
"Hots Off To Larry," Del Shannon originally "Hats Off To Larry"
Jen
"Fats Off To Larry," Del Shannon originally "Hats Off To Larry"
Jen
"Rats Off To Larry," Del Shannon originally "Hats Off To Larry"
Jen
"Bats Off To Larry," Del Shannon originally "Hats Off To Larry"
Jen
"Hits Off To Larry," Del Shannon originally "Hats Off To Larry"
Jen
"Vats Off To Larry," Del Shannon originally "Hats Off To Larry"
Jen
"Daunted," Evanescence originally "Haunted"
thelastaurora
"Haunted Horse," Jumpin' Gene Simmons originally "Haunted House"
Jessica Childress
"Haunted Louse," Bee Gees originally "Haunted House"
Sometimes they can haunt.
Mike
"Haunted Mouse," Jumpin' Gene Simmons originally "Haunted House"
Jessica Childress
"Haunted Mouse," Bee Gees originally "Haunted House"
Yvette Bristle
"Haunted Louse," Jumpin' Gene Simmons originally "Haunted House"
Jessica Childress
"Haunted Horse," Bee Gees originally "Haunted House"
Yvette Bristle
"Taunted House," Jumpin' Gene Simmons originally "Haunted House"
Jessica Childress
"Daunted House," Jumpin' Gene Simmons originally "Haunted House"
Jessica Childress
"Haunted Whores," Cradle Of Filth originally "Haunted Shores"
Natalie Snortman
"Haunted Smores," Cradle Of Filth originally "Haunted Shores"
It depends on how you make them.
Yvonne Sindri
"Taunted Shores," Cradle Of Filth originally "Haunted Shores"
Yvonne Sindri
"Haunted Snores," Cradle Of Filth originally "Haunted Shores"
Yvonne Sindri
"Haunting Ma," Stabbing Westward originally "Haunting Me"
Millie Henry
"Daunting Me," Stabbing Westward originally "Haunting Me"
Millie Henry
"Daunting Me," Stabbing Westward originally "Haunting Me"
Jessica Childress
"Taunting Me," Stabbing Westward originally "Haunting Me"
Millie Henry
"Taunting Me," Stabbing Westward originally "Haunting Me"
Jessica Childress
"Savana," Camila Cabello originally "Havana"
Variant spelling of the name Savannah
Joe
"Kavana," Camila Cabello originally "Havana"
British male singer; real last name Kavanagh
Joe
"Habana," Camila Cabello originally "Havana"
The Spanish spelling of the city name
Jeffrey
"Save A Cigar," Pink Floyd originally "Have A Cigar"
Timmy O'Toole
"Have A Drink Or Me," AC/DC originally "Have A Drink On Me"
Salvador Dali Parton
"Have A Drink Of Me," AC/DC originally "Have A Drink On Me"
Salvador Dali Parton
"Hate A Heart," Bonnie Raitt originally "Have A Heart"
Miley Cyrus McCormick
"Wave A Heart," Bonnie Raitt originally "Have A Heart"
Joe
"Gave A Heart," Bonnie Raitt originally "Have A Heart"
Joe
"Save A Heart," Bonnie Raitt originally "Have A Heart"
Joe
"Have A Bolly Jolly Christmas," Burl Ives originally "Have A Holly Jolly Christmas"
How they celebrate Christmas in India?
Kris Kringle Applegate
"Have A Lice Day," Bon Jovi originally "Have A Nice Day"
Ewww!!!
Maddie's The Boss
"Hate A Nice Day," Bon Jovi originally "Have A Nice Day"
Some will find something to hate about anything!
Daisy Pappus
"Have Faith In Ye," A Day To Remember originally "Have Faith In Me"
Sardine Taylor
"Have Faith In Ma," A Day To Remember originally "Have Faith In Me"
Sardine Taylor
"Have I The Tight?," The Honeycombs originally "Have I The Right?"
Roxanne Drake
"Have I The Might?," The Honeycombs originally "Have I The Right?"
Candy Welty
"Have I The Sight?," The Honeycombs originally "Have I The Right?"
Candy Welty
"Have I The Night?," The Honeycombs originally "Have I The Right?"
Candy Welty
"Have I The Fight?," The Honeycombs originally "Have I The Right?"
Candy Welty
"Have I The Light?," The Honeycombs originally "Have I The Right?"
Candy Welty
"Have I Sold You Lately," Rod Stewart originally "Have I Told You Lately"
Eac Zeffron
"Have Mercy On Ma," The Black Keys originally "Have Mercy On Me"
Shannon Ingrid Travis
"Have Percy On Me," The Black Keys originally "Have Mercy On Me"
Shannon Ingrid Travis

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