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Change one letter out of a song title to change it's meaning. The addition of the letter should still form a word, and the title should be humorous as a result.

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Entries Beginning with H, Page 23

Entries starting with H are split into multiple pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24

"How Much Do You Pant?," Jens Bader originally "How Much Do You Want?"
Candy Welty
"How Much I Feed," Ambrosia originally "How Much I Feel"
Ed
"How Much I Fell," Ambrosia originally "How Much I Feel"
Jamie Burke
"How Much I Reel," Ambrosia originally "How Much I Feel"
Sonia Rinzaimayor
"How Much I Peel," Ambrosia originally "How Much I Feel"
Jamie Burke
"Now My Heart Sings," Bill Evans originally "How My Heart Sings"
Jessica Childress
"How My Heart Rings," Bill Evans originally "How My Heart Sings"
A heart could come as near ringing as singing!
Jessica Childress
"How My Heart Sinks," Bill Evans originally "How My Heart Sings"
Jessica Childress
"How Odd Are You?," Miko Mission originally "How Old Are You?"
Alison Runyon
"How Sweet It Is (To Be Moved By You)," Marvin Gaye originally "How Sweet It Is (To Be Loved By You)"
Mr. X
"How Sweet It Is (To Be Lived By You)," Marvin Gaye originally "How Sweet It Is (To Be Loved By You)"
Mr. X
"How Sweat It Is (To Be Loved By You)," Marvin Gaye originally "How Sweet It Is (To Be Loved By You)"
Mr. X
"How The Lonely Pry," Amanda Scott originally "How The Lonely Cry"
Peter
"How The Lovely Cry," Amanda Scott originally "How The Lonely Cry"
Peter
"Now The Lonely Cry," Amanda Scott originally "How The Lonely Cry"
Yvette Bristle
"How The Lonely Dry," Amanda Scott originally "How The Lonely Cry"
Peter
"How The Lonely Try," Amanda Scott originally "How The Lonely Cry"
Yvette Bristle
"How The Lonely Fry," Amanda Scott originally "How The Lonely Cry"
Yvette Bristle
"How The Pest Was Won," Shaye originally "How The West Was Won"
Who would want to win a pest?!
Yvette Bristle
"How The Rest Was Won," Shaye originally "How The West Was Won"
Yvette Bristle
"How The Test Was Won," Shaye originally "How The West Was Won"
Yvette Bristle
"How The Vest Was Won," Shaye originally "How The West Was Won"
Yvette Bristle
"How The Best Was Won," Shaye originally "How The West Was Won"
Yvette Bristle
"How The West Has Won ," Shaye originally "How The West Was Won "
Yvette Bristle
"How To Be A Billionaire," ABC originally "How To Be A Millionaire"
nally
"Sow To Be A Millionaire," ABC originally "How To Be A Millionaire"
When Miss Piggy wins the lottery?
Peter
"Hog To Be A Millionaire," ABC originally "How To Be A Millionaire"
Remarkable hog!
Lauren Overstreet
"Cow To Be A Millionaire," ABC originally "How To Be A Millionaire"
That's one lucky bovine!
Peter
"How To Be A Zillionaire," ABC originally "How To Be A Millionaire"
The name of the album on which it appears!
nally
"Now To Be A Millionaire," ABC originally "How To Be A Millionaire"
A very hopeful song.
Regina Olsen
"Vow To Be Your Guy," Keith Green originally "How To Be Your Guy"
Now it's about a promise.
Duncan Moore
"Hoe To Be Your Guy," Keith Green originally "How To Be Your Guy"
Remarkable hoe if it can do that?
Duncan Moore
"How To Be Your Gun," Keith Green originally "How To Be Your Guy"
Peter
"Cow To Be Your Guy," Keith Green originally "How To Be Your Guy"
But a cow isn't a male entity,so it can't be a guy
Duncan Moore
"How To Be Dour Guy," Keith Green originally "How To Be Your Guy"
Alyssa Jayne
"Haw To Be Your Guy," Keith Green originally "How To Be Your Guy"
How? Haw is a shrub.
Duncan Moore
"How To Be Your Buy," Keith Green originally "How To Be Your Guy"
Check the price first.
Peter
"Sow To Be Your Guy," Keith Green originally "How To Be Your Guy"
Alyssa Jayne
"Now To Be Your Guy," Keith Green originally "How To Be Your Guy"
Peter
"How To Be Sour Guy," Keith Green originally "How To Be Your Guy"
Alyssa Jayne
"Hot To Be Your Guy," Keith Green originally "How To Be Your Guy"
Peter
"How To Be Tour Guy," Keith Green originally "How To Be Your Guy"
Sung by men working in museums, etc.
Peter
"Hog To Be Your Guy," Keith Green originally "How To Be Your Guy"
Kermit's way to woo Miss Piggy?
Peter
"How To Be Your Gut," Keith Green originally "How To Be Your Guy"
Wendy Torrance
"Hop To Be Your Guy," Keith Green originally "How To Be Your Guy"
Behave like a kangaroo (or bunny rabbit)?
Peter
"How To Handle A Rape," Queens Of The Stone Age originally "How To Handle A Rope"
More useful info, don't you think?
Aaron Saraco
"How To Handle A Dope," Queens Of The Stone Age originally "How To Handle A Rope"
Naomi Swanson
"How To Handle A Role," Queens Of The Stone Age originally "How To Handle A Rope"
Like if you're an actor?
Regina Haniger
"Cow To Handle A Rope," Queens Of The Stone Age originally "How To Handle A Rope"
Natalie Cole Slaw
"How To Handle A Robe," Queens Of The Stone Age originally "How To Handle A Rope"
Regina Haniger
"How To Handle A Pope," Queens Of The Stone Age originally "How To Handle A Rope"
Natalie Cole Slaw
"How To Handle A Rose," Queens Of The Stone Age originally "How To Handle A Rope"
Not by the thorns, that's for sure!
Natalie Cole Slaw
"How To Handle A Roman," Johnny Mathis originally "How To Handle A Woman"
Candy Welty
"How To Save A Wife," The Fray originally "How To Save A Life"
Polly Warner-Kracker
"How To Pave A Life," The Fray originally "How To Save A Life"
Now, it's a song about road kill.
Polly Warner-Kracker
"Vow To Save A Life," The Fray originally "How To Save A Life"
Pam Tabor
"Cow To Save A Life," The Fray originally "How To Save A Life"
Pam Tabor
"Hop To Save A Life," The Fray originally "How To Save A Life"
Pam Tabor
"Hog To Save A Life," The Fray originally "How To Save A Life"
Pam Tabor
"Wow To Touch A Girl," JoJo originally "How To Touch A Girl"
Tiffany Furlong
"Hot To Touch A Girl," JoJo originally "How To Touch A Girl"
Tiffany Furlong
"Sow To Touch A Girl," JoJo originally "How To Touch A Girl"
Tiffany Furlong
"How To Torch A Girl," JoJo originally "How To Touch A Girl"
Tiffany Furlong
"Bow To Touch A Girl," JoJo originally "How To Touch A Girl"
Tiffany Furlong
"Cow To Touch A Girl," JoJo originally "How To Touch A Girl"
Tiffany Furlong
"How Will I Snow," Whitney Houston originally "How Will I Know"
The main question on the mind of politicians?
Veruca Pepper
"How You Gonna Sue Me Now," Alice Cooper originally "How You Gonna See Me Now"
stonegargoyle
"How You Gonna See Me Cow," Alice Cooper originally "How You Gonna See Me Now"
Alice playing hide and seek again with the cow!
Rafeal De La Ghetto
"Now You Remind Me," Nickelback originally "How You Remind Me"
Naomi Swanson
"How You Rewind Me," Nickelback originally "How You Remind Me"
Hollajuku
"How Your Dove Makes Me Feel," Diamond Rio originally "How Your Love Makes Me Feel"
Wolley
"How Your Love Makes Me Peel," Diamond Rio originally "How Your Love Makes Me Feel"
Heidi Sharpe
"How Your Love Makes Me Reel," Diamond Rio originally "How Your Love Makes Me Feel"
Heidi Sharpe
"Howard's Talc," Sick Puppies originally "Howard's Tale"
Earl York
"Howard's Tape," Sick Puppies originally "Howard's Tale"
Holly Stefan
"Howard's Talk," Sick Puppies originally "Howard's Tale"
Patricia McClure
"Howard's Tame," Sick Puppies originally "Howard's Tale"
Oh, I thought he was wild.
Rhonda Blankenship
"Howard's Tall," Sick Puppies originally "Howard's Tale"
The possessive becomes a contraction!
Hayley Spalding
"Coward's Tale," Sick Puppies originally "Howard's Tale"
Hayley Spalding
"The Hula Loop Song," Teresa Brewer originally "The Hula Hoop Song"
Candy Welty
"The Hula Hoop Sang," Teresa Brewer originally "The Hula Hoop Song"
But how can a hula hoop sing?
Candy Welty
"Numan," Human League originally "Human"
As in British singer Gary Numan
Serafina
"Hunan," Human League originally "Human"
Hunan= a Chinese province, or its revered cuisine
Joanna Whitmire
"Hunan Behaviour," Bjork originally "Human Behaviour"
Behavior in the Chinese province of Hunan
Naomi Swanson
"Human Egg," Chaos Of Brutality originally "Human Ego"
Pepsi's Hartebeest
"Luman Error," Unseen Terror originally "Human Error"
Now it's about singer Bob Luman.
Justin B. Burr
"Haman Error," Unseen Terror originally "Human Error"
Haman = antagonist in Biblical book of Esther
Gretchen Wieners
"Hunan Error," Unseen Terror originally "Human Error"
Error in the Chinese province of Hunan
Gretchen Wieners
"Hunan Nature," Michael Jackson originally "Human Nature"
Nature in the Chinese province of Hunan
Naomi Swanson
"Human Rage," Red Rider originally "Human Race"
Peter
"Human Lace," Red Rider originally "Human Race"
Peter
"Hunan Race," Red Rider originally "Human Race"
Takes place in China?
Peter
"Human Mace," Red Rider originally "Human Race"
Peter
"Human Rate," Red Rider originally "Human Race"
They have different rates for other species?
Peter
"Human Pace," Red Rider originally "Human Race"
Peter
"Human Face," Red Rider originally "Human Race"
Peter
"Human Torch," Rick Springfield originally "Human Touch"
A salute to the fiery guy of The Fantastic Four.
Ed
"Hunan Touch," Bruce Springsteen originally "Human Touch"
There actually WAS a parody under this title
Bob Oldhart
"Human Pouch," Rick Springfield originally "Human Touch"
Alyssa Jayne
"Human Couch," Rick Springfield originally "Human Touch"
Alyssa Jayne

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