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Change one letter out of a song title to change it's meaning. The addition of the letter should still form a word, and the title should be humorous as a result.

For example: Midnight Oil's "Blue Sky Mine" would become "Blue Sky Mime"

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Entries Beginning with H, Page 23

Entries starting with H are split into multiple pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25

"How Do I Peel," Hoku originally "How Do I Feel"
Yvette Bristle
"How Do I Heel," Hoku originally "How Do I Feel"
Yvette Bristle
"How Do I Jive?," LeAnn Rimes originally "How Do I Live?"
Mia
"How Do I Dive?," LeAnn Rimes originally "How Do I Live?"
Natasha
"How Do I Give?," LeAnn Rimes originally "How Do I Live?"
Serafina
"How Do I Wake You," Linda Ronstadt originally "How Do I Make You"
Candy Welty
"How Do I Mate You," Linda Ronstadt originally "How Do I Make You"
In chess, that would be to trap the king.
Jake
"How Do I Take You?," Linda Ronstadt originally "How Do I Make You?"
Laura
"How Do I Bake You?," Linda Ronstadt originally "How Do I Make You?"
Captain Irk
"How Do I Rake You?," Linda Ronstadt originally "How Do I Make You?"
To be sung to the grass.
Mark Richardson
"How Do You Go?," Mouth And MacNeal originally "How Do You Do?"
Louisa Ferncliff
"How Do You Bleep? ," John Lennon originally "How Do You Sleep?"
Didn't know John Lennon used expletives?
Peter
"How Do You Sweep?," John Lennon originally "How Do You Sleep?"
Nick
"How Do You Solve A Problem Like Marla?," Cast of 'The Sound Of Music' originally "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria?"
Ferragamo
"How Do You Solve A Problem Like Mania?," Cast of 'The Sound Of Music' originally "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria?"
Bridget Andrews
"How Do You Solve A Problem Like Mafia?," Cast of 'The Sound Of Music' originally "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria?"
Bridget Andrews
"Now Do You Talk To An Angel," The Heights originally "How Do You Talk To An Angel"
Samantha Wayland
"How Do You Walk To An Angel," The Heights originally "How Do You Talk To An Angel"
Getting to heaven might help.
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"How Do You Balk To An Angel?," The Heights originally "How Do You Talk To An Angel?"
Brittany James
"How Do You Tank To An Angel?," The Heights originally "How Do You Talk To An Angel?"
Brittany James
"How Does It Peel," Avril Lavigne originally "How Does It Feel"
Peter
"How Does It Feed," Avril Lavigne originally "How Does It Feel"
Peter
"How Does It Peel To Be Back?," Hall And Oates originally "How Does It Feel To Be Back?"
Candy Welty
"How Does It Feel To Be Jack?," Hall And Oates originally "How Does It Feel To Be Back?"
Candy Welty
"How Does It Reel To Be Back?," Hall And Oates originally "How Does It Feel To Be Back?"
Candy Welty
"How Does It Feel To Be Beck?," Hall And Oates originally "How Does It Feel To Be Back?"
Candy Welty
"How Does It Feel To Be Buck?," Hall And Oates originally "How Does It Feel To Be Back?"
Candy Welty
"How Does It Feed To Be Back?," Hall And Oates originally "How Does It Feel To Be Back?"
Candy Welty
"How Does It Feel To Be Bark?," Hall And Oates originally "How Does It Feel To Be Back?"
Like a tree?
Candy Welty
"How Does It Feel To Be Rack?," Hall And Oates originally "How Does It Feel To Be Back?"
Candy Welty
"How Does It Feel To Be Tack?," Hall And Oates originally "How Does It Feel To Be Back?"
Candy Welty
"How Does It Feel To Be Mack?," Hall And Oates originally "How Does It Feel To Be Back?"
Candy Welty
"How Fat?," Martina McBride originally "How Far?"
Candy Welty
"How Great Is Our Goo," Chris Tomlin originally "How Great Is Our God"
Ruby Spinel
"How Greed Was My Valley," Harry Belafonte originally "How Green Was My Valley"
Peter
"Now Green Was My Valley," Harry Belafonte originally "How Green Was My Valley"
Yvette Bristle
"How Green Was My Volley," Harry Belafonte originally "How Green Was My Valley"
Naomi Swanson
"Hot Green Was My Valley," Harry Belafonte originally "How Green Was My Valley"
Yvette Bristle
"How Greek Was My Valley," Harry Belafonte originally "How Green Was My Valley"
Naomi Swanson
"How I Reel," Martina McBride originally "How I Feel"
Amber Wayland
"How I Peel," Martina McBride originally "How I Feel"
Amber Wayland
"Now I Miss You Baby," Bobby Womack originally "How I Miss You Baby"
Serafina
"How I Kiss You Baby," Bobby Womack originally "How I Miss You Baby"
Serafina
"Hop Long," Ace originally "How Long"
Would be tiring to hop a long time.
Lauren Overstreet
"Now Long," Ace originally "How Long"
Anita Corning
"Hew Long," Ace originally "How Long"
Barry Amassa Tate
"Cow Long," Ace originally "How Long"
Guess some cows are longer than others?
Lauren Overstreet
"How Long Do I Have To Bait?," Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings originally "How Long Do I Have To Wait?"
Wendy Torrance
"How Long Do I Have To Wail?," Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings originally "How Long Do I Have To Wait?"
Wendy Torrance
"How Lonely Is Christmas?," Bing Crosby originally "How Lovely Is Christmas?"
Candy Welty
"How Many More Tiles," Led Zeppelin originally "How Many More Times"
Serafina
"Hop Many More Times," Led Zeppelin originally "How Many More Times"
Serafina
"How Many More Bears," Howlin' Wolf originally "How Many More Years"
Julia Cox
"How Many More Tears," Howlin' Wolf originally "How Many More Years"
Julia Cox
"How Many Years," Helloween originally "How Many Tears"
Angela
"How Many Bears," Helloween originally "How Many Tears"
Candy Welty
"How Many Gears," Helloween originally "How Many Tears"
Candy Welty
"How Many Pears," Helloween originally "How Many Tears"
Candy Welty
"How Many Fears," Helloween originally "How Many Tears"
Candy Welty
"Now Mercy Looks From Here," Amy Grant originally "How Mercy Looks From Here"
Jessica Childress
"How Marcy Looks From Here," Amy Grant originally "How Mercy Looks From Here"
Jessica Childress
"How Merry Looks From Here," Amy Grant originally "How Mercy Looks From Here"
Jessica Childress
"How Much A Collar Cost," Kendrick Lamar originally "How Much A Dollar Cost"
A less trivial question than the original
Marilyn Westbury
"How Much Can A Lovely Heart Stand," Skeeter Davis originally "How Much Can A Lonely Heart Stand"
Candy Welty
"How Much Do You Rant?," Jens Bader originally "How Much Do You Want?"
Candy Welty
"How Much Do You Pant?," Jens Bader originally "How Much Do You Want?"
Candy Welty
"How Much Do You Wait?," Jens Bader originally "How Much Do You Want?"
Candy Welty
"How Much I Feed," Ambrosia originally "How Much I Feel"
Ed
"How Much I Fell," Ambrosia originally "How Much I Feel"
Jamie Burke
"How Much I Reel," Ambrosia originally "How Much I Feel"
Sonia Rinzaimayor
"How Much I Peel," Ambrosia originally "How Much I Feel"
Jamie Burke
"Now My Heart Sings," Bill Evans originally "How My Heart Sings"
Jessica Childress
"How My Heart Rings," Bill Evans originally "How My Heart Sings"
A heart could come as near ringing as singing!
Jessica Childress
"How My Heart Sinks," Bill Evans originally "How My Heart Sings"
Jessica Childress
"Now Nice It Is," Billy Stewart originally "How Nice It Is"
Candy Welty
"How Odd Are You?," Miko Mission originally "How Old Are You?"
Alison Runyon
"How Sweat It Is (To Be Loved By You)," Marvin Gaye originally "How Sweet It Is (To Be Loved By You)"
Mr. X
"How Sweet It Is (To Be Lived By You)," Marvin Gaye originally "How Sweet It Is (To Be Loved By You)"
Mr. X
"How Sweet It Is (To Be Moved By You)," Marvin Gaye originally "How Sweet It Is (To Be Loved By You)"
Mr. X
"How The Lonely Pry," Amanda Scott originally "How The Lonely Cry"
Peter
"How The Lonely Dry," Amanda Scott originally "How The Lonely Cry"
Peter
"Now The Lonely Cry," Amanda Scott originally "How The Lonely Cry"
Yvette Bristle
"How The Lovely Cry," Amanda Scott originally "How The Lonely Cry"
Peter
"How The Lonely Try," Amanda Scott originally "How The Lonely Cry"
Yvette Bristle
"How The Lonely Fry," Amanda Scott originally "How The Lonely Cry"
Yvette Bristle
"How The Pest Was Won," Shaye originally "How The West Was Won"
Who would want to win a pest?!
Yvette Bristle
"How The Vest Was Won," Shaye originally "How The West Was Won"
Yvette Bristle
"How The Best Was Won," Shaye originally "How The West Was Won"
Yvette Bristle
"How The Test Was Won," Shaye originally "How The West Was Won"
Yvette Bristle
"How The Rest Was Won," Shaye originally "How The West Was Won"
Yvette Bristle
"How The West Has Won ," Shaye originally "How The West Was Won "
Yvette Bristle
"Now To Be A Millionaire," ABC originally "How To Be A Millionaire"
A very hopeful song.
Regina Olsen
"Sow To Be A Millionaire," ABC originally "How To Be A Millionaire"
When Miss Piggy wins the lottery?
Peter
"How To Be A Zillionaire," ABC originally "How To Be A Millionaire"
The name of the album on which it appears!
nally
"Cow To Be A Millionaire," ABC originally "How To Be A Millionaire"
That's one lucky bovine!
Peter
"Hog To Be A Millionaire," ABC originally "How To Be A Millionaire"
Remarkable hog!
Lauren Overstreet
"How To Be A Billionaire," ABC originally "How To Be A Millionaire"
nally
"Hoe To Be Your Guy," Keith Green originally "How To Be Your Guy"
Remarkable hoe if it can do that?
Duncan Moore
"Haw To Be Your Guy," Keith Green originally "How To Be Your Guy"
How? Haw is a shrub.
Duncan Moore
"How To Be Your Gut," Keith Green originally "How To Be Your Guy"
Wendy Torrance

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