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Change one letter out of a song title to change it's meaning. The addition of the letter should still form a word, and the title should be humorous as a result.

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Entries Beginning with H, Page 22

Entries starting with H are split into multiple pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24

"Hog Bizarre," OMC originally "How Bizarre"
What a bizarre swine!
Eileen Wright
"Now Bizarre," OMC originally "How Bizarre"
But previously wasn't bizarre
Eileen Wright
"Hop Bizarre," OMC originally "How Bizarre"
What a bizarre way of hopping!
Eileen Wright
"Hod Bizarre," OMC originally "How Bizarre"
What a bizarre brick or mortar container!
Eileen Wright
"Now Can I Be Sure?," The Young Rascals originally "How Can I Be Sure?"
Serafina
"How Can I Be Pure?," The Young Rascals originally "How Can I Be Sure?"
Serafina
"How Can I Be Sore?," The Young Rascals originally "How Can I Be Sure?"
Jen
"Wow Can I Fall?," Breathe originally "How Can I Fall?"
Peter
"How Can I Fail?," Breathe originally "How Can I Fall?"
George Straitjacket
"How Can I Call?," Breathe originally "How Can I Fall?"
George Straitjacket
"Now Can I Fall?," Breathe originally "How Can I Fall?"
George Straitjacket
"Now Can I Forget," Marvin Gaye originally "How Can I Forget"
Yvette Bristle
"Now Can I Forget You," Elisa Fiorillo originally "How Can I Forget You"
Candy Welty
"How Can I Melt Her?," The Everly Brothers originally "How Can I Meet Her?"
Candy Welty
"How Can I Meet Hen?," The Everly Brothers originally "How Can I Meet Her?"
Regina Olsen
"Now Can I Meet Her?," The Everly Brothers originally "How Can I Meet Her?"
Regina Olsen
"How Can I Melt Her?," The Everly Brothers originally "How Can I Meet Her?"
Regina Olsen
"How Can I Sell You," Cat Stevens originally "How Can I Tell You"
Alan the Ottoman
"How Can We Be Losers," Michael Bolton originally "How Can We Be Lovers"
Peter
"How Can We Be Movers," Michael Bolton originally "How Can We Be Lovers"
Peter
"How Can We Be Livers," Michael Bolton originally "How Can We Be Lovers"
Peter
"How Can You Vend A Broken Heart," The Bee Gees originally "How Can You Mend A Broken Heart"
Jessica Childress
"How Can You Send A Broken Heart," The Bee Gees originally "How Can You Mend A Broken Heart"
Jessica Childress
"How Can You Meld A Broken Heart," The Bee Gees originally "How Can You Mend A Broken Heart"
Jessica Childress
"How Can You Tend A Broken Heart," The Bee Gees originally "How Can You Mend A Broken Heart"
Jessica Childress
"How Can You Rend A Broken Heart," The Bee Gees originally "How Can You Mend A Broken Heart"
Jessica Childress
"How Do I Dial," Jennifer Love Hewitt originally "How Do I Deal"
Easy: just pick up the phone and push the numbers!
Ed
"How Do I Heal," Jennifer Love Hewitt originally "How Do I Deal"
Connie Brady
"How Do I Peal," Jennifer Love Hewitt originally "How Do I Deal"
I wouldn't know unless she's a bell.
Connie Brady
"How Do I Reel," Hoku originally "How Do I Feel"
Yvette Bristle
"How Do I Peel," Hoku originally "How Do I Feel"
Yvette Bristle
"How Do I Heel," Hoku originally "How Do I Feel"
Yvette Bristle
"How Do I Give?," LeAnn Rimes originally "How Do I Live?"
Serafina
"How Do I Jive?," LeAnn Rimes originally "How Do I Live?"
Mia
"How Do I Dive?," LeAnn Rimes originally "How Do I Live?"
Natasha
"How Do I Wake You," Linda Ronstadt originally "How Do I Make You"
Candy Welty
"How Do I Mate You," Linda Ronstadt originally "How Do I Make You"
In chess, that would be to trap the king.
Jake
"How Do I Take You?," Linda Ronstadt originally "How Do I Make You?"
Laura
"How Do I Bake You?," Linda Ronstadt originally "How Do I Make You?"
Captain Irk
"How Do I Rake You?," Linda Ronstadt originally "How Do I Make You?"
To be sung to the grass.
Mark Richardson
"How Do You Go?," Mouth And MacNeal originally "How Do You Do?"
Louisa Ferncliff
"How Do You Bleep? ," John Lennon originally "How Do You Sleep?"
Didn't know John Lennon used expletives?
Peter
"How Do You Sweep?," John Lennon originally "How Do You Sleep?"
Nick
"How Do You Solve A Problem Like Marla?," Cast of 'The Sound Of Music' originally "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria?"
Ferragamo
"How Do You Solve A Problem Like Mania?," Cast of 'The Sound Of Music' originally "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria?"
Bridget Andrews
"How Do You Solve A Problem Like Mafia?," Cast of 'The Sound Of Music' originally "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria?"
Bridget Andrews
"Now Do You Talk To An Angel," The Heights originally "How Do You Talk To An Angel"
Samantha Wayland
"How Do You Walk To An Angel," The Heights originally "How Do You Talk To An Angel"
Getting to heaven might help.
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"How Do You Balk To An Angel?," The Heights originally "How Do You Talk To An Angel?"
Brittany James
"How Do You Tank To An Angel?," The Heights originally "How Do You Talk To An Angel?"
Brittany James
"How Does It Peel," Avril Lavigne originally "How Does It Feel"
Peter
"How Does It Feed," Avril Lavigne originally "How Does It Feel"
Peter
"How Does It Feel To Be Jack?," Hall And Oates originally "How Does It Feel To Be Back?"
Candy Welty
"How Does It Peel To Be Back?," Hall And Oates originally "How Does It Feel To Be Back?"
Candy Welty
"How Does It Feel To Be Beck?," Hall And Oates originally "How Does It Feel To Be Back?"
Candy Welty
"How Does It Feed To Be Back?," Hall And Oates originally "How Does It Feel To Be Back?"
Candy Welty
"How Does It Feel To Be Buck?," Hall And Oates originally "How Does It Feel To Be Back?"
Candy Welty
"How Does It Feel To Be Bark?," Hall And Oates originally "How Does It Feel To Be Back?"
Like a tree?
Candy Welty
"How Does It Reel To Be Back?," Hall And Oates originally "How Does It Feel To Be Back?"
Candy Welty
"How Does It Feel To Be Mack?," Hall And Oates originally "How Does It Feel To Be Back?"
Candy Welty
"How Does It Feel To Be Rack?," Hall And Oates originally "How Does It Feel To Be Back?"
Candy Welty
"How Does It Feel To Be Tack?," Hall And Oates originally "How Does It Feel To Be Back?"
Candy Welty
"How Fat?," Martina McBride originally "How Far?"
Candy Welty
"How Glam I Am," Kiki Dee originally "How Glad I Am"
Yvette Bristle
"How Clad I Am," Kiki Dee originally "How Glad I Am"
Yvette Bristle
"Now Glad I Am," Kiki Dee originally "How Glad I Am"
Yvette Bristle
"Hot Glad I Am," Kiki Dee originally "How Glad I Am"
Yvette Bristle
"How Great Is Our Goo," Chris Tomlin originally "How Great Is Our God"
Ruby Spinel
"How Greed Was My Valley," Harry Belafonte originally "How Green Was My Valley"
Peter
"How Green Was My Volley," Harry Belafonte originally "How Green Was My Valley"
Naomi Swanson
"Hot Green Was My Valley," Harry Belafonte originally "How Green Was My Valley"
Yvette Bristle
"Now Green Was My Valley," Harry Belafonte originally "How Green Was My Valley"
Yvette Bristle
"How Greek Was My Valley," Harry Belafonte originally "How Green Was My Valley"
Naomi Swanson
"How I Reel," Martina McBride originally "How I Feel"
Amber Wayland
"How I Peel," Martina McBride originally "How I Feel"
Amber Wayland
"How I Kiss You Baby," Bobby Womack originally "How I Miss You Baby"
Serafina
"Now I Miss You Baby," Bobby Womack originally "How I Miss You Baby"
Serafina
"Hew Long," Ace originally "How Long"
Barry Amassa Tate
"Now Long," Ace originally "How Long"
Anita Corning
"Hop Long," Ace originally "How Long"
Would be tiring to hop a long time.
Lauren Overstreet
"Cow Long," Ace originally "How Long"
Guess some cows are longer than others?
Lauren Overstreet
"How Long Do I Have To Wail?," Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings originally "How Long Do I Have To Wait?"
Wendy Torrance
"How Long Do I Have To Bait?," Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings originally "How Long Do I Have To Wait?"
Wendy Torrance
"How Lonely Is Christmas?," Bing Crosby originally "How Lovely Is Christmas?"
Candy Welty
"How Many More Tiles," Led Zeppelin originally "How Many More Times"
Serafina
"Hop Many More Times," Led Zeppelin originally "How Many More Times"
Serafina
"How Many More Bears," Howlin' Wolf originally "How Many More Years"
Julia Cox
"How Many More Tears," Howlin' Wolf originally "How Many More Years"
Julia Cox
"How Many Years," Helloween originally "How Many Tears"
Angela
"How Many Gears," Helloween originally "How Many Tears"
Candy Welty
"How Many Pears," Helloween originally "How Many Tears"
Candy Welty
"How Many Bears," Helloween originally "How Many Tears"
Candy Welty
"How Many Fears," Helloween originally "How Many Tears"
Candy Welty
"Now Mercy Looks From Here," Amy Grant originally "How Mercy Looks From Here"
Jessica Childress
"How Marcy Looks From Here," Amy Grant originally "How Mercy Looks From Here"
Jessica Childress
"How Merry Looks From Here," Amy Grant originally "How Mercy Looks From Here"
Jessica Childress
"How Much A Collar Cost," Kendrick Lamar originally "How Much A Dollar Cost"
A less trivial question than the original
Marilyn Westbury
"How Much Can A Lovely Heart Stand," Skeeter Davis originally "How Much Can A Lonely Heart Stand"
Candy Welty
"How Much Do You Rant?," Jens Bader originally "How Much Do You Want?"
Candy Welty
"How Much Do You Pant?," Jens Bader originally "How Much Do You Want?"
Candy Welty

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