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1960s
Little Peggy March's, "I Will Follow Him"
Misheard Lyrics:
He'll always be my tulip, my tulip, my tulip, from now until forever, forever, forever.
Original Lyrics:
He'll always be my true love, my true love, my true love, from now until forever, forever, forever.
Petula Clark's, "Round Every Corner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strawberry Corner
Original Lyrics:
round every corner
The Hollies', "On a Carousel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Still so violate
or
Still so fly away
Original Lyrics:
Still so far away
 
1970s
AC/DC 's, "Highway To Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Satan, Hitler's Jews!
Original Lyrics:
Hey Satan, paid my dues!
AC/DC's, "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dirty Steve and the Thunder Chief
Original Lyrics:
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Barry White's, "What Am I Gonna Do with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Video baby
Original Lyrics:
Baby, oh baby
Misheard Lyrics:
Violate
Original Lyrics:
Fire Lake
Creedence Clearwater Revival's, "Up Around the Bend"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're going up around again
Original Lyrics:
We're going up around the bend
Eric Clapton's, "Hello Old Friend"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw a flower growing in the dark
Original Lyrics:
I saw a flower glowing in the dark
Eric Clapton's, "Let It Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I go to Sea Girt
Original Lyrics:
Now I know the secret
Gregg Allman's, "Midnight Rider"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the road goes to Paramus
Original Lyrics:
And the road goes on forever
Lou Reed's, "Walk on the Wild Side"
Misheard Lyrics:
Candy came from out of Long Island
or
Candy came from Coney Island
Original Lyrics:
Candy came from out on the Island
Paul Simon's, "Slip Slidin' Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know the nearer to your vacation
Original Lyrics:
You know the nearer your destination
Queen's, "You're My Best Friend"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a pen pal that I ever had
Original Lyrics:
You're the best friend that I ever had
Rare Earth's, "Get Ready"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get ready 'til Xena comes
Original Lyrics:
Get ready 'cause here I come
Rod Stewart's, "(I Know) I'm Losing You"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just not insane
Original Lyrics:
It's just not the same
Stevie Wonder's, "Sir Duke"
Misheard Lyrics:
You keep feeling our love,
You keep feeling our love now people
Original Lyrics:
You can feel it all over,
You can feel it all over people
The Carpenters', "Yesterday Once More"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where they get to the part, where he's breaking apart
Original Lyrics:
When they get to the part, where he's breaking her heart
The Carpenters', "Yesterday Once More"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where they get to the part, where she's breaking apart
Original Lyrics:
When they get to the part, where he's breaking her heart
The Carpenters', "Yesterday Once More"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where they get to the part, where she's breaking apart
Original Lyrics:
When they get to the part, where he's breaking her heart
The Staple Singers', "Let's Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like human beings, baby
Original Lyrics:
Like you and me, baby
Tony Orlando and Dawn's, "Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'Round the Ole Oak Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been three to four years
Original Lyrics:
It's been three long years
 
1980s
Barbra Streisand's, "Kiss Me in the Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come join me in my family
Original Lyrics:
Come join me in my fantasy
Dan Fogelberg's, "Longer"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll fly through the frozen summers
Original Lyrics:
We'll fly through the falls and summers
Def Leppard's, "Love Bites"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Love bites, love bleeds)
It's playin’ a joke on me
Original Lyrics:
(Love bites, love bleeds).
It's bringing me to my knees
George Michael's, "Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I gotta play bingo
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I gotta have faith
INXS's, "Devil Inside"
Misheard Lyrics:
The demolition
Original Lyrics:
The devil inside
INXS's, "New Sensation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you ready for a Buick sensation?
Original Lyrics:
Are you ready for a new sensation?
John Mellencamp's, "Pink Houses"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause the sinful man, baby, pays the bills, the bills, the bills that kill
Original Lyrics:
'Cause the simple man, baby, pays for the thrills, the bills, the pills that kill
John Parr's, "St. Elmo's Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm caught in a lie
Original Lyrics:
I'm coming alive
Mercyful Fate's, "Come to the Sabbath"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now kill each other!
Original Lyrics:
Now here we come!
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like a leopress [female leopard] above the Serengeti.
Original Lyrics:
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti.
ZZ Top's, "I Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I thank Seuss
Original Lyrics:
And I thank you
 
1990s
Bush's, "Glycerine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bitchery
Original Lyrics:
Glycerine
Collective Soul's, "Shine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hitler, let your light shine down.
or
Stalin, let your light shine down.
Original Lyrics:
Heaven, let your light shine down.
Michael Bolton's, "Can I Touch You… There?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I touch your a**e the way you're touching mine?
Original Lyrics:
Can I touch your heart the way you're touching mine?
Oasis', "Live Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the pouring rain
Original Lyrics:
In the morning rain
Powerman 5000's, "When Worlds Collide"
Misheard Lyrics:
That’s the end of our day
Original Lyrics:
That’s the end of all time
Rage Against The Machine's, "Bulls on Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Weapons of food and homes and shoes
Original Lyrics:
Weapons not food, not homes, not shoes
Sting's, "All This Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw a ribbiting frog
Original Lyrics:
Saw a city in the fog
The Offspring's, "Gone Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe in another round
Original Lyrics:
Maybe in another life
 
2000s
Anastacia's, "Sick and Tired"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love is all a lie
Original Lyrics:
My love is on the line
Blink-182's, "All the Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn the lights down
Original Lyrics:
Turn the lights off
Daddy Yankee's, "Gasolina"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aspirin-a
Original Lyrics:
Gasolina
Nickelback's, "If Today Was Your Last Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
If this grave was your last grave
Original Lyrics:
If today was your last day
Rihanna's, "S.O.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not guilty
Original Lyrics:
It's not healthy
The Cranberries', "Ode to My Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
Does anyone dare?
Original Lyrics:
Does anyone care?
Trick Daddy's, "Let's Go (Radio Edit)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's gooooo! (Let's gooooo!)
If you want it, you can get it
Let me know (let me know)
I'm 'bout ta f*** wit ya cup
Let's gooooo! (Let's gooooo!)
Original Lyrics:
Let's gooooo! (Let's gooooo!)
If you want it, you can get it
Let me know (let me know)
I'm 'bout to f*** a n**** up
Let's gooooo! (Let's gooooo!)
Tyrese's, "How You Gonna Act Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
How you gonna drink?
Original Lyrics:
How you gonna trip?
 
2010s
Imagine Dragons', "Thunder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Panda panda
Panda panda panda
Panda, feel the panda
Original Lyrics:
Thunder, thunder, thun-
Thunder, th-th-thunder, thunder
Thunder, feel the thunder

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