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1950s
The Platters', "Only You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need you
Original Lyrics:
Only you
 
1960s
Elvis Presley's, "(Marie's the Name) His Latest Flame"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the recent name of his latest flame.
Original Lyrics:
And Marie's the name of his latest flame
 
1970s
Bachman-Turner Overdrive's, "You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet"
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't seen Smucker's jam
Original Lyrics:
You ain't seen nothin' yet
Chic's, "Dance, Dance, Dance (Yowsah, Yowsah, Yowsah)"
Misheard Lyrics:
That party heat
Original Lyrics:
That body heat
Diana Ross', "The Boss"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was tortured, tortured
Original Lyrics:
I was so sure, so sure
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
And not one of those you can easily hide
...
My gift is my song, yeah, this one's for you
And you can tell everybody this is the song
It may be quite 'symbuper', now that it's done
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind that I put down the words:
"How wonderful life is while you're in the world."
Original Lyrics:
I'm not one of those who can easily hide
...
My gift is my song, and this one's for you
And you can tell everybody this is your song
It may be quite simple, but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is while you're in the world
John Lennon's, "Imagine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Imagine all the people
Cheering all the world
Original Lyrics:
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world
Olivia Newton-John's, "A Little More Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
How, how was the young girl? No!
Original Lyrics:
How, how was a young girl to know?
Samantha Sang's, "Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Crimea River that leads to erosion
Original Lyrics:
And cry me a river that leads to your ocean
The Trammps', "Hold Back the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Read about you baby
Original Lyrics:
Dream about you baby
The Trammps', "That's Where the Happy People Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's where the acne pimples go
Original Lyrics:
That's Where the Happy People Go
Tommy James', "I'm Comin' Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sun is cold and rain is hot
Original Lyrics:
Sun is cold and rain is hard
 
1980s
10,000 Maniacs', "Trouble Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dramamine
Original Lyrics:
Trouble me
Big Country's, "One Great Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
But we are only sinners
Original Lyrics:
But we are only singers
Cameo's, "Single Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing it, sing it, sing it
Original Lyrics:
Single, single, single
Eurythmics', "Love Is a Stranger"
Misheard Lyrics:
It touches and it teases
As you stumble in the deep breeze
Original Lyrics:
It touches and it teases
As you stumble in the debris
Eurythmics', "Love Is a Stranger"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is a stranger
In another land
Original Lyrics:
Love is a stranger
In an open car
Evelyn 'Champagne' King's, "I'm in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had you overnight
Original Lyrics:
I had you on my mind
Genesis', "In Too Deep"
Misheard Lyrics:
So whisper, whisper to me
Original Lyrics:
So listen, listen to me
John Mellencamp's, "R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A."
Misheard Lyrics:
They come from the 60s
Original Lyrics:
They come from the cities
Junior's, "Mama Used to Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a small world once
Original Lyrics:
Said a small boy once
Marillion's, "Lavender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I heard the trojans singing
Original Lyrics:
Then I heard the children singing
Pet Shop Boys', "Suburbia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roman suburban boys
or
Rolling suburban boys
Original Lyrics:
Roaming suburban boys
Status Quo's, "In the Army Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Enemies flying over your head
Original Lyrics:
Hand grenades flying over your head
Sting's, "Spread a Little Happiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Freeze dried
Original Lyrics:
Please try
Tears for Fears', "Head Over Heels"
Misheard Lyrics:
And dreaming I’m a taco
or
And dreaming of a taco
Original Lyrics:
And dreaming I’m a doctor
 
1990s
Alice in Chains', "Down in a Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sand rains down, and here I sit....
Original Lyrics:
Sad rains down and here I sit.
Prefab Sprout's, "King Of Rock 'N' Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hotdog, jump in front, Albert Kirky
Original Lyrics:
Hotdog, jumping frog Albuquerque.
Rhythm Syndicate's, "Hey Donna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Mom
or
Mr. Mouth
Original Lyrics:
Listen up
Saw Doctors', "I Useta Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was all of fourteen, In her flask just water and black tea
Original Lyrics:
She was on a forty-eight hour fast just water and black tea
Sting's, "Demolition Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a three-mile width
Original Lyrics:
I'm a three line whip
Sting's, "Nothing 'bout Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my fingerprints if you have cable
Original Lyrics:
Take my fingerprints if you are able
Sting's, "Seven Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
To charity
Original Lyrics:
To challenge me
Sting's, "When We Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would walk away and shave
Original Lyrics:
I would walk away in shame
Sting's, "When We Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been a singer all my days
Original Lyrics:
I've been a sinner all my days
Type O Negative's, "Christian Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She needs
Cold roast beef steak
Original Lyrics:
She needs
The body of Christ
 
2000s
3 Doors Down's, "Here Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been a doctor, baby
or
I've been adopted, baby
Original Lyrics:
I'm here without you, baby
Eric Clapton's, "Superman Inside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even with a broken heart like mine
Original Lyrics:
Even with a broken heart I’m fine
Janet Jackson's, "Feedback"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause I'm sexting
or
'cause I'm 16
Original Lyrics:
'cause I'm sexy
Train's, "Calling All Angels"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carmen Sandiego
Original Lyrics:
Calling all angels
 
2010s
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish it wasn't so damn hard to please you
Original Lyrics:
I wish it wasn't so damn hard to leave you
 
xmas
Andy Williams', "Happy Holiday/The Holiday Season"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Tickety Tock
Original Lyrics:
And dickory dock
Fred Astaire's, "Put One Foot in Front of the Other"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put my boo in front of the other
Original Lyrics:
Put one foot in front of the other
George Friedric Handel's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it shall win forever and ever
Original Lyrics:
And he shall reign forever and ever
Gwen Stefani featuring Blake Shelton's, "You Make It Feel Like Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna f*** you, baby
Original Lyrics:
I wanna thank you, baby
Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton's, "I Believe in Santa Claus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in Emily
or
I believe in ebony
Original Lyrics:
I believe in family
Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton's, "Once Upon a Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the joy of Blue's Clues
Original Lyrics:
And the joyful news
Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton's, "The Greatest Gift of All"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chili's in the area
Original Lyrics:
Chill is in the air
The Kinks', "Father Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thought I knew it was my bad
Original Lyrics:
Thought I knew it was my dad
Videocraft Chorus', "There's Always Tomorrow"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's always Tallulah
Original Lyrics:
There's always tomorrow

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