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1950s
Misheard Lyrics:
Going mad, shooting stars into space.
Original Lyrics:
Going mad, shooting sparks into space.
 
1960s
The Band's, "The Weight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I saw Carmen and the terrible Vulcan, side by side.
Original Lyrics:
Then I saw Carmen and the Devil walkin' side by side.
The Beatles', "Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
JoJo was a man who thought he was alone-a.
Original Lyrics:
JoJo was a man who thought he was a loner.
The Beatles', "Hello Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
You save less
Original Lyrics:
You say yes
 
1970s
David Essex's, "Stardust"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a starburst fling
Original Lyrics:
In a stardust fling
David Soul's, "Going In with My Eyes Open"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't go alone
Original Lyrics:
Don't fall in love
George Harrison's, "Ding Dong, Ding Dong"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ring out the balls
Original Lyrics:
Ring out the false
Michael Nesmith's, "Rio"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm hearing the sound of the sea
Original Lyrics:
I'm seeing the sound of the sea
Sailor's, "A Glass of Champagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got the music, I've got the nights
Original Lyrics:
I've got the music, I've got the lights
Slade's, "Everyday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Except for me too
Original Lyrics:
Except for we two
The Cars', "Just What I Needed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess you're just wanted, needed
Original Lyrics:
I guess you're just what I needed
The Chi-Lites', "Homely Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
You looked better in the car
Original Lyrics:
You looked better in the dark
The Glitter Band's, "Angel Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess you're Rex
Original Lyrics:
I kiss your legs
The Tymes', "Ms. Grace"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saturday perfume and lace
Original Lyrics:
Satin and perfume and lace
 
1980s
Men Without Hats', "Where Do the Boys Go?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sing:
Original Lyrics:
I say:
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my son
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son
S-Express', "Superfly Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sugar fly pie
Original Lyrics:
Superfly Guy
Sinitta's, "Toy Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hang out with my toy boy
Original Lyrics:
I'm out with my toy boy
Steve Earle's, "Copperhead Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
We got string like back over there
Original Lyrics:
Wake up screaming like I'm back over there.
 
1990s
Boyzone's, "A Different Beat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let Human League become
Original Lyrics:
Let unity become
Britney Spears', "Gimme More"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s pretty, b*tch!
Original Lyrics:
It’s Britney B*tch!
Depeche Mode's, "Barrel Of A Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatever you've begged from me, I'm not the one.
Original Lyrics:
Whatever you've planned for me, I'm not the one.
Eiffel 65's, "Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm blue, Fry with Leela, Fry, Fry with Leela...
Original Lyrics:
I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di
Faith No More's, "Epic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a movie
Original Lyrics:
It's so groovy
Gary Barlow's, "Love Won't Wait"
Misheard Lyrics:
You lead me on
Original Lyrics:
You leave me on
James', "She's a Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
She builds up a world
Original Lyrics:
She builds up a wall
Jane's Addiction's, "Been Caught Stealing"
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll go and get her a skirt
Original Lyrics:
She'll go and get her a shirt
Kula Shaker's, "Hush"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I've got two little girls all on my mind
Look at a wood, makes me feel so fine
(Later)
Hush, hush, you broke my heart but not in the evening
Original Lyrics:
Well I got a silly little girl, she's on my mind
Look at her, she looks so fine
(Later)
Hush, hush, you broke my heart but that was a dream now
Paul McCartney's, "Hope of Deliverance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pooping, pooping
Original Lyrics:
Hoping, hoping
S-Express', "Nothing to Lose"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you think they're gay
Original Lyrics:
If you play their game
Seduction's, "Two to Make It Right"
Misheard Lyrics:
It takes two to make a vinegar wine
Original Lyrics:
It takes two to make a thing go right
Stereo MC's', "Step It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Science ain't in season
Original Lyrics:
Silence ain't in season
The B-52's', "Roam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take it back to back
Original Lyrics:
Take it hip to hip
 
2000s
Blink 182's, "I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't waste your time on me
You're already the voice inside my ed
Original Lyrics:
Don't waste your time on me
You're already the voice inside my head
(Miss you, miss you).
Blue's, "Breathe Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crude to the eye
Original Lyrics:
Cruel to the eye
Britney Spears', "Piece of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
A Mrs. Oman God and Britain is Sheamus
(You want a piece of me)
And this is extra textra, it is just in it
Original Lyrics:
I'm Mrs. Oh my god, that Britney's shameless!
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Extra! Extra! This just in!
Girls Aloud's, "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel it when you're happy
Original Lyrics:
I can feel it in your heartbeat
Jamelia's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
The vibes
Original Lyrics:
The fights
Kylie Minogue's, "I Believe in You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I only mind to blame
Original Lyrics:
Are only mine to blame
Kylie Minogue's, "Red Blooded Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause I get vocals
Original Lyrics:
'cause I can't focus
RBD's, "Nuestro Amor"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s got more
Original Lyrics:
Nuestro Amor
Scissor Sisters', "Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just to face the fast
Original Lyrics:
Just to face the facts
Scissor Sisters', "Filthy/Gorgeous"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the people that you need
Original Lyrics:
And the people that you meet
Sugababes', "Overload"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jacobs, I don't know this crusty mission
Original Lyrics:
Train comes, I don't know its destination
 
2010s
Ed Sheeran's, "Perfect"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whistling to our favourite songs
Original Lyrics:
Listening to our favourite song
Good Charlotte's, "Like It's Her Birthday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mike, it's your birthday
Original Lyrics:
Like it's her birthday
Rita Ora's, "Anywhere"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your pain in me, a dream that I wanna belong in
Original Lyrics:
You're painting me a dream that I wanna belong in
 
misc
Shawn Mendes', "Wonder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Right before I close my a**
Original Lyrics:
Right before I close my eyes
TV Theme Song's, "Candid Camera "
Misheard Lyrics:
It's etonic
Original Lyrics:
It's a tonic
TV Theme Song's, "Candid Camera "
Misheard Lyrics:
Where's your sense of humor, there's a rumor
It's along its way
Original Lyrics:
How's your sense of humor, there's a rumor<
Laughter's on its way

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