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1950s
Elvis Presley's, "Don't Be Cruel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be gruel, I got a car so true
Original Lyrics:
Don't be cruel, I got a heart so true
Elvis Presley's, "Love Me Tender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love September, loving June
Original Lyrics:
Love me tender, love me true
 
1960s
Monkees', "Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheer up Sweet Regine......
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up Sleepy Jean....
The Monkees', "Goin' Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you find me in the morning wettin’ the ground
Original Lyrics:
When you find me in the morning wet and drowned
 
1970s
America's, "Sister Golden Hair"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I knew poo-poo's hard to find
Original Lyrics:
And I've been too, too hard to find
Boney M's, "Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
They wanted his hair
Original Lyrics:
They wanted his head
Electric Light Orchestra's, "Fire On High"
Misheard Lyrics:
God bless, God bless, God bless, God bless
It's a Miata, Officer Frizzy.
Original Lyrics:
[Reversed] The music is reversible, but time is not!
Turn back! Turn back! Turn back! Turn back!
Elton John's, "Someone Saved My Life Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come and save my aftermath
Original Lyrics:
Someone saved my life tonight
Joe Walsh's, "Rocky Mountain Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time to change the platter
Original Lyrics:
Time to change the batter
Jose Feliciano's, "Chico and the Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can see the morning sun if you fly
Original Lyrics:
You can see the morning sun if you try
Loggins and Messina's, "Your Mama Don't Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
And your debit card rocks and rolls
Original Lyrics:
And your daddy don't rock and roll
Paul McCartney's, "Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little little Beatle, won't you get around? (Get around)
Get your feet up off the ground
Little little get around.
Original Lyrics:
Live a little, be a gypsy, get around (get around)
Get your feet up off the ground
Live a little, get around.
Player's, "Baby Come Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Any kind of two can see
Original Lyrics:
Any kind of fool can see
Player's, "Baby Come Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was robbed, and I just can't live without you
Original Lyrics:
I was wrong, and I just can't live without you
The Three Degrees', "When Will I See You Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Precious love
Original Lyrics:
Precious moments
 
1980s
Christopher Cross', "Say You'll Be Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
'79
Original Lyrics:
Say you'll be mine
Expose's, "Come Go with Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Taco meat
Original Lyrics:
Come Go with Me
Expose's, "Point of No Return"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're kidding me
Original Lyrics:
You're taking me
Expose's, "Seasons Change"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been long on 5th Avenue
Original Lyrics:
It's been so long since I found you
Joy Division's, "Dead Souls"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're figures from the past I'm told (Or, where figures from the past unfold)
And mocking voices ring the bold
Original Lyrics:
Where figures from the past stand tall
And mocking voices ring the halls
Matthew Wilder's, "Break My Stride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't nothing but a drink last night
Original Lyrics:
Ain't nothing gonna break my stride
Mel and Kim's, "Respectable"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get out of view, we just don't have the time
Original Lyrics:
Get out of here, we just don't have the time
Mr. Mister's, "Kyrie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Humiliation down the road that I must travel
Humiliation through the darkness of the night
Humiliation where I'm going, will you follow?
Humiliation on a highway in the night
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie Eleison down the road that I must travel
Kyrie Eleison through the darkness of the night
Kyrie Eleison where I'm going, will you follow?
Kyrie Eleison on a highway in the night
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave her, leave her
Original Lyrics:
Leave it, leave it
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll just say that there's no other
Till she finds another.
Original Lyrics:
For she'll say that there's no other
Till she finds another.
Sade's, "Smooth Operator"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coast to coast, L.A. to Chicago, Western Bell
Original Lyrics:
Coast to coast, L.A. to Chicago, western male.
The Jets', "Crush on You"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's always talking when she should be whispering
Original Lyrics:
She's always talking when she should be listening
 
1990s
Ace of Base's, "All That She Wants"
Misheard Lyrics:
All that she wants is a normal baby
Original Lyrics:
All that she wants is another baby
Bryan Adams', "Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman?"
Misheard Lyrics:
She needs her mommy
Original Lyrics:
She needs somebody
DJ Luck and MC Neat's, "A Little Bit of Luck"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a Machu Picchu Machu Picchu Machu through the night.
Original Lyrics:
With a little bit of luck, we can make it through the night.
Elton John's, "Believe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love has no bounty
Original Lyrics:
Love has no boundaries
Jennifer Lopez's, "Waiting for Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gone are the days where the song used to sing
Original Lyrics:
Gone are the days when the sun used to set
Massive Attack's, "One Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some men don't feel secure Unless they have a woman on their tongue They have to play the field To prove they have charm
Original Lyrics:
Some men don't feel secure Unless they have a woman on each arm They have to play the field Prove they have charm
Michael Penn's, "No Myth"
Misheard Lyrics:
What if I were rolling up your black jeans?
Original Lyrics:
What if I were Romeo in black jeans?
Rednex's, "Cotton Eye Joe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fiddlin' out for Cotton Eye Joe
Original Lyrics:
If I hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe
Spice Girls', "2 Become 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
One big love to ya, baby
Such a spirit free, it's the only way to be
Silly games that you were playing
Empty words we'd both forsaken
Original Lyrics:
Wanna make love to you, baby
Set your spirit free, it's the only way to be
Silly games that you were playing
Empty words we both were saying
The Tragically Hip's, "Ahead by a Century"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are an egocentric mess.
Original Lyrics:
You are ahead by a century.
Underworld's, "Cowgirl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bat and a raisin ruler
Original Lyrics:
An eraser of love
Usher's, "You Make Me Wanna..."
Misheard Lyrics:
You need me
Original Lyrics:
You make me
 
2000s
Montell Jordan's, "Get it On Tonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Oh really?)
Original Lyrics:
(I'm ready)
Sonique's, "It Feels So Good"
Misheard Lyrics:
It ain't the public eye
Original Lyrics:
It ain't the job you got
Misheard Lyrics:
I knew that she was found
Original Lyrics:
A new life she has found
 
2010s
Cee-Lo Green's, "Forget You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Although they’re playing in my church
Original Lyrics:
Although there’s pain in my chest
Fates Warning's, "Begin Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, lamenting all those retarded, over
And pretending that the world would change retarded
And even though I know you've waited so retarded
You never thought that it would end like this
Like this
Original Lyrics:
Oh, lamenting all those yesterdays
And pretending that the world would change, it goes on
And even though I know you've waited so long
You never thought that it would end like this
Like this
Portugal. The Man's, "Feel It Still"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm 11 just for kicks
Original Lyrics:
I'm a rebel just for kicks
XXXtentacion's, "R.I.P. Roach"
Misheard Lyrics:
R.I.P I'm wrong
Original Lyrics:
R.I.P. my soul
 
country
Sugarland's, "Stuck Like Glue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stuck like you
Original Lyrics:
Stuck like glue
 
misc
Jennifer Lopez's, "In the Morning"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say it with a warning
Original Lyrics:
Say it in the morning
SAINt JHN's, "Roses (Imanbek Remix)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing on the table, Rosé, Rosé, f**k the walls
Original Lyrics:
Standing on the table, Rosé, Rosé, f**k the waters
 
xmas
Wham!'s, "Last Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
A face on a lover with a fart in his heart
Original Lyrics:
A face on a lover with a fire in his heart

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