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1960s
Deep Purple's, "Hush"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fudge, fudge
Original Lyrics:
Hush, hush
Diana Ross and the Supremes', "Stop in the Name of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop in the neighborhood
Before you raid my home
Original Lyrics:
Stop in the name of love
Before you break my heart
The Beatles', "A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
So, why on Earth would I roam?
Original Lyrics:
So why on Earth should I moan?
The Doors', "Touch Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop and desert Stop for dessert
Original Lyrics:
Stronger than dirt
Traditional's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a wan whore’s oaken sleigh
Original Lyrics:
In a one horse open sleigh
 
1970s
Carroll O'Connor and Jean Stapleton's, "Those Were the Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all earned a salaried rate
Original Lyrics:
Gee, our old La Salle ran great
Eric Clapton's, "Layla"
Misheard Lyrics:
Save the World
Original Lyrics:
Layla
Heart's, "Crazy on You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm pouring gravy on you
Is Phil McRaven's gravy on you?
or
I'm craving on you
Is Phil McRaven craving on you?
Original Lyrics:
Crazy on you
Let me go crazy, crazy on you, oh
Steely Dan's, "Midnight Cruiser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thelonius my old friend
Original Lyrics:
Felonius, my old friend
Stevie Wonder's, "He's Mista Know It All"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dean's Lister Know It All
Original Lyrics:
He's Mistra Know It All
 
1980s
AC/DC's, "Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dur teedee san da dondachi
Original Lyrics:
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap.
Ashford & Simpson's, "Solid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sorted, sorted as a rock
And nothing's changed it
It's really still hot, hot, hot, hot
OR
You're really still hot, hot, hot, hot
Original Lyrics:
Solid, solid as a rock
And nothing's changed it
The thrill is still hot, hot, hot, hot
Band Aid's, "Do They Know It's Christmas?"
Misheard Lyrics:
The greatest gift they'll get this year is rice
Original Lyrics:
The greatest gift they'll get this year is life
Donna Summer's, "Sunset People"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soft Sense people
Original Lyrics:
Sunset people
Jona Lewie's, "Stop The Cavalry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bang goes another bomb on another town
While Le Czar and Jim have tea
If I get a lift up to the town
I'll run for all presidencies
Original Lyrics:
Bang! That's another bomb on another town
While the Tsar and Jim have tea
If I get home, live to tell the tale
I'll run for all presidencies
Jona Lewie's, "Stop the Cavalry"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he's gonna say, "Oh yes yet again
Can you stop the cavalry?"
Original Lyrics:
That is when I say, oh yes yet again
Can you stop the cavalry?
Jona Lewie's, "Stop the Cavalry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Mr. Churchill calm us over here
To say where this end will be
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Mr. Churchill comes over here
To say we're doing splendidly
Jona Lewie's, "Stop the Cavalry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary proudly waits at home
In the nuclear fall-out zone
Original Lyrics:
Mary Bradley waits at home
In the nuclear fall-out zone
Rhonda Vanderbildt's, "Racing Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
And no burning stops in my racing heart
Original Lyrics:
And nobody stops by racing heart
Rhonda Vanderbildt's, "Racing Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
He can light up through your titty tonight
Original Lyrics:
He can light up New York City tonight
Rhonda Vanderbildt's, "Racing Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like to beautify the look in his eyes
or
I liked a cutie by the look in his eyes
Original Lyrics:
Electrocuted by the look in his eyes
Run-DMC's, "It's Tricky"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think it's very viral.
Original Lyrics:
I think it's very vital.
 
1990s
Belle and Sebastian's, "Fox in the Snow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Farts in the snow
Original Lyrics:
Fox in the snow
Blur's, "Let's All Go Down the Strand"
Misheard Lyrics:
One night, half a dozen Tories
Met together in Trafalgar Square
Original Lyrics:
One night, half a dozen tourists
Met together in Trafalgar Square
Chris Isaak's, "Wicked Game"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I wanna fall in love
Original Lyrics:
No, I don't wanna fall in love
Erasure's, "Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
The power wrapped in your poncho to me
Hit them with your rapping thunder
Original Lyrics:
The power wrapped in your palm, show it to me
Hit them with your wrath and thunder
Erasure's, "Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
We must go to Mars
The universe is falling down
Original Lyrics:
From Moscow to Mars
Universe falling down
Macy Gray's, "I Try"
Misheard Lyrics:
Try to walk away in a Starbucks
Original Lyrics:
Try to walk away and I stumble
Metallica's, "Holier Than Thou"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poison arrow
Original Lyrics:
Holier than thou
Metallica's, "The Unforgiven II"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay beside me, under wicked skies
Through black of day, dark of night, we share this pair of lives
Original Lyrics:
Lay beside me, under wicked skies
Through black of day, dark of night, we share this, paralyzed
Nirvana's, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, incontagious
I feel scared bit and contagious
Here we are now incontagious
I'm a lot dough
An albi no
I'm a skittle
My a meeto
Original Lyrics:
With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an albino
A mosquito, my libido
 
2000s
Gorillaz's, "5/4"
Misheard Lyrics:
She made me chill myself
Original Lyrics:
She made me kill myself
Gorillaz's, "Clint Eastwood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love for long
Original Lyrics:
Not for long
Gorillaz's, "Re-Hash"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s the money and stall
Original Lyrics:
It’s the money or stop
Gorillaz's, "Rock the House"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock your sauce, yeah
Original Lyrics:
Rock your saucer
Gorillaz's, "Rock the House"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won’t you all just get, damn
Original Lyrics:
Won’t you all just get down
Taproot's, "Mirror's Reflection"
Misheard Lyrics:
A life so bland, an orang-utan
Original Lyrics:
A life so bland and boring, uncontent
 
2010s
Ariana Grande's, "Thank U, Next"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baking eggs
Original Lyrics:
Thank you, next
George Ezra's, "Blame It on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wonky wading home
Original Lyrics:
What you waiting for?
Gorillaz's, "Revolving Doors"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fu**ing doors, fu**ing day
Original Lyrics:
Revolving doors, foggy day
Imagine Dragons', "Monster"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm only a man with a chamber who got me
Original Lyrics:
I'm only a man with a candle to guide me.
Lil Nas X's, "Old Town Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna take my nose to the old town home,
I'm gonna ride till I can no more.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road,
Gonna ride till I can't no more.
 
misc
Gilbert and Sullivan's, "We Sail the Ocean Blue (from HMS Pinafore)"
Misheard Lyrics:
We sail the ocean blue
In our tall sea ships of beauty
As we sail the ocean blue
We attempt to do our duty
Original Lyrics:
We sail the ocean blue
And our saucy ship's a beauty
We're sober men and true
And attentive to our duty
Taylor Swift's, "Willow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wreck my plants, that's my man
OR
Make my plants, that's my man
Original Lyrics:
Wreck my plans, that's my man
 
xmas
Chris Rea's, "Driving Home for Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get my feet on holy grail
Original Lyrics:
Get my feet on holy ground
Christina Rossetti's, "In the Bleak Midwinter"
Misheard Lyrics:
If not for him whom cherubim
Worship night and day
Original Lyrics:
Enough for him whom cherubim
Worship night and day
Emma Bunton's, "Coming Home for Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Snow is foreign
Original Lyrics:
Snow is falling
Mavis Staples', "Christmas Vacation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give back time
Original Lyrics:
It's that time
Peggy Lee's, "Christmas Carousel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Christmas is a Ferris wheel
Original Lyrics:
Christmas is a carousel
Slade's, "Merry Xmas Everybody"
Misheard Lyrics:
What will your daddy do
When he sees your mama kissing Santa's balls?
Original Lyrics:
What will your daddy do
When he sees your mama kissing Santa Claus?

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