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1960s
Mamas and the Papas', "California Dreamin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
All that leaves are bras
And the sky is great
Original Lyrics:
All the leaves are brown
And the sky is gray.
The Beach Boys', "Surfer Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little surfer little whirl
Original Lyrics:
Little surfer, little one
 
1970s
Commodores', "Brick House"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a slick mouse
Original Lyrics:
She's a brick house
Commodores', "Just to Be Close to You"
Misheard Lyrics:
That I was a worrywart
Original Lyrics:
That I was a lonely man
Commodores', "Machine Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
This you must respect
Original Lyrics:
This you must expect
Commodores', "Still"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two people lost in a store
Original Lyrics:
Two people lost in a storm
Commodores', "Sweet Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mile high, so high
Original Lyrics:
Flying high, so high
Commodores', "Too Hot ta Trot"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the stranger's way
Original Lyrics:
In the strangest way
Commodores', "Too Hot ta Trot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then we can be more than just prayers
Original Lyrics:
That we can be more than just friends
Elton John's, "Rocket Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rakuten
Original Lyrics:
Rocket Man
Fleetwood Mac's, "Rhiannon (Will You Ever Win)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Rihannon
Marvin Gaye's, "What's Going On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Faggot lines and faggot signs
Original Lyrics:
Picket lines and picket signs
Parliament's, "Flash Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Josh Knight
Original Lyrics:
Flashlight
The Doobie Brothers', "China Grove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa, oh (whoa, oh)
Johnny Go!
Original Lyrics:
Whoa, oh (whoa, oh)
China Grove
The Doobie Brothers', "Listen to the Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some are healthy, some are sick
Original Lyrics:
Some are happy, some are sad
The Hollies', "Long Cool Woman (In a Black Dress)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get it on
Original Lyrics:
Had it all [repeat to fade]
 
1980s
Ashford & Simpson's, "Solid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Solid as a romp
Original Lyrics:
Solid as a rock
Bobby Brown's, "My Prerogative"
Misheard Lyrics:
All these strained relationships
Original Lyrics:
All these strange relationships.
Bobby Brown's, "My Prerogative"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hating girls is how I live
Original Lyrics:
Getting girls is how I live
Cinderella's, "Gypsy Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tootsie Roll
Original Lyrics:
Gypsy road
Commodores', "Old-Fashion Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Softly in rides of love she screams to me
Original Lyrics:
Softly in rhymes of love she sings to me
Commodores', "Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come into this water raft of mine
Original Lyrics:
Come into this wonderland of mine
Guns N' Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the Appetite City
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City
Lionel Richie's, "All Night Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're going to party, Come on and fiesta forever
Original Lyrics:
We're going to party, Karamu, Fiesta forever
Miami Sound Machine's, "Bad Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody would
Original Lyrics:
I knew you would
Nu Shooz's, "I Can't Wait"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, I-I-I can't live
Original Lyrics:
Baby, I-I-I can't wait
Wham!'s, "Last Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
This year, to save me frontiers
I'll give it to someone special
Original Lyrics:
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
Whodini's, "Freaks Come Out At Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Flintstones on at 9
Original Lyrics:
The freaks come out at night.
 
1990s
Bobby Brown's, "Humpin' Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't nobody up in your room
Original Lyrics:
Ain't nobody humping around
Harvey Danger's, "Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't even own MTV
Original Lyrics:
And I don't even own a TV
Lighthouse Family's, "Lifted"
Misheard Lyrics:
We could be ripped off
Original Lyrics:
We could be lifted
Marcy Playground's, "Sex and Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like distant memories
Original Lyrics:
Like disco lemonade
Pearl Jam's, "Not For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
All that's sacred comes from you
Dedication's not even true
Original Lyrics:
All that's sacred comes from youth
Dedications naive and true
Pearl Jam's, "Not for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is all for you.
Original Lyrics:
This is not for you.
Rusted Root's, "Send Me On My Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the way
Original Lyrics:
On my way
The Verve's, "Bitter Sweet Symphony"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't pick my nose
Original Lyrics:
I can't change my mold
The Verve's, "The Drugs Don't Work"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the drums don't work
Original Lyrics:
Now the drugs don't work
Tonic's, "If You Could Only See"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why I feel this late
Original Lyrics:
Why I feel this way
 
2000s
ATC's, "Around the World (La La La La La)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And everybody's staying
Original Lyrics:
And everybody's singing
Anastacia's, "I'm Outta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
And get me out of Missouri
Original Lyrics:
And let me out this misery
Baby Bash featuring Frankie J's, "Suga Suga"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suga suga how you get so high
Original Lyrics:
Suga suga how you get so fly
Britney Spears', "Toxic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your traffic jam slipping under
Original Lyrics:
Your toxic gun slipping under
Counting Crows', "Big Yellow Taxi"
Misheard Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a f***ing lot
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
Girls Aloud's, "Sound Of The Underground"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still an electric night
Original Lyrics:
Out to the electric night
Nickelback's, "If Today Was Your Last Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you leave obituaries in the past?
Original Lyrics:
Would you leave old pictures in the past?
Will Young's, "All Time Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause if everything were plain failing
Oh, tell me what would there be left to resolve
Original Lyrics:
'Cause if everything were plain sailing
Oh, tell me what would there be left to exalt
Zombie Nation's, "Kernkraft 400"
Misheard Lyrics:
Copy
Copy
Copy
Copy machine
Original Lyrics:
Zombie
Zombie
Zombie
Zombie Nation
 
2010s
Glee Cast's, "Empire State of Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
The beats will make you feel brand-new
These lights will spy you
Original Lyrics:
These streets will make you feel brand-new
Big lights will inspire you
 
xmas
Cliff Richard's, "Mistletoe & Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
A time for hating and biting to cease
Original Lyrics:
A time for hating and fighting to cease
Darlene Love's, "All Alone on Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where we're lost in hot snow
Original Lyrics:
Where do the lonely hearts go

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