Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for December 11, 2020

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1960s
The Beach Boys', "I Get Around" Misheard Lyrics: Round, round, kid around, I kid around Original Lyrics: Round, round, get around, I get around	The Beatles', "Wait" Misheard Lyrics: I won't be late Original Lyrics: I won't delay
The Beatles', "Yesterday" Misheard Lyrics: All my devils seemed so far away Original Lyrics: All my troubles seemed so far away	The Byrds', "Mr. Tambourine Man" Misheard Lyrics: Hey, Mr. Angry Man Original Lyrics: Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man

1970s
Andrea True Connection's, "More, More, More" Misheard Lyrics: How do you like your nose? Original Lyrics: How do you like your love?	Electric Light Orchestra's, "10538 Overture" Misheard Lyrics: Did you catch is fate? Original Lyrics: Did you catch his face?
Electric Light Orchestra's, "Last Train to London" Misheard Lyrics: Underneath a stormy sky Original Lyrics: Underneath a starry sky	Electric Light Orchestra's, "Roll Over Beethoven" Misheard Lyrics: Gonna mail it to my local BJ Original Lyrics: Gonna mail it to my local DJ
John Denver's, "Take Me Home, Country Roads" Misheard Lyrics: Almost Heaven West Virginia Blue Ridge Mountains Shining through the river. Original Lyrics: Almost Heaven West Virginia Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River.	Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome" Misheard Lyrics: Mama, don't take my protocol Original Lyrics: Mama, don't take my Kodachrome
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson" Misheard Lyrics: Where have you gone? You're imaginable Original Lyrics: Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?	Thin Lizzy's, "The Boys Are Back in Town" Misheard Lyrics: That night over at the pharmacy Original Lyrics: That night over at Johnny's Place
White Plains', "My Baby Loves Lovin'" Misheard Lyrics: My baby loves drugs My baby loves druggies She's got lots to take And she knows she's a user Original Lyrics: My baby loves love My baby loves lovin' She's got what it takes And she know how to use it

1980s
Belinda Carlisle's, "Heaven Is a Place On Earth" Misheard Lyrics: As they inherit, love comes first Original Lyrics: They say in heaven, "Love comes first"	Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes', "(I've Had) The Time Of My Life" Misheard Lyrics: Now there's passion in Iraq Original Lyrics: Now there's passion in our eyes
Commercial's, "Depend" Misheard Lyrics: Get back into life in Japan Original Lyrics: Get back into life with Depend	Electric Light Orchestra's, "Four Little Diamonds" Misheard Lyrics: Gave her a diaper bag Original Lyrics: Gave her a diaper ring
Fates Warning's, "The Arena" Misheard Lyrics: F*** the rule. Original Lyrics: Without thoughts to rule.	Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana" Misheard Lyrics: Dirty piano Original Lyrics: Dirty Diana
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana" Misheard Lyrics: I need Mylanta Original Lyrics: Dirty Diana	Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana" Misheard Lyrics: I'm in Atlanta Original Lyrics: Dirty Diana
Motley Crue's, "Save Our Souls" Misheard Lyrics: Save a*seholes for the heavens Original Lyrics: Save our souls for the heavens	Rod Stewart's, "Some Guys Have All the Luck" Misheard Lyrics: Oh, let him see me Original Lyrics: Lord, let it be me
The Rolling Stones', "Hang Fire" Misheard Lyrics: We hang five Original Lyrics: We hang fire

1990s
Blur's, "Country House" Misheard Lyrics: He doesn't drink, smoke, laugh, takes horrible baths in the country Original Lyrics: He doesn't drink, smoke, laugh, takes herbal baths in the country	Brooks and Dunn's, "Hard Workin' Man" Misheard Lyrics: I can't get to Heaven no matter how hard I try Original Lyrics: I can't get ahead no matter how hard I try
Coolio's, "Gangsta's Paradise" Misheard Lyrics: Got my gin in my hand and a glint in my eye Original Lyrics: Got my ten in my hand and a gleam in my eye	Jewel's, "Who Will Save Your Soul" Misheard Lyrics: Go and save yourself Original Lyrics: Who will save your soul?
Madonna's, "Hanky Panky" Misheard Lyrics: Hank and Frankie Original Lyrics: Hanky panky	Madonna's, "Vogue" Misheard Lyrics: What a funky cat! OR What a funky hat! Original Lyrics: What are you looking at!
Michael Jackson's, "Man in the Mirror" Misheard Lyrics: and no mustache could have been any clearer Original Lyrics: And no message could've been any clearer.	R.E.M.'s, "Losing My Religion" Misheard Lyrics: It's said and done Original Lyrics: I've said enough

2000s
Alcazar's, "Crying at the Discotheque" Misheard Lyrics: Those phony days are out Original Lyrics: Those lonely days are out	Cage the Elephant's, "Back Against the Wall" Misheard Lyrics: F***in' between these shadows of my yesterday Original Lyrics: Stuck here in between these shadows of my yesterday
Daughtry's, "Feels Like Tonight" Misheard Lyrics: And it feels like a knife Original Lyrics: And it feels like tonight	Jewel's, "Standing Still" Misheard Lyrics: But am I seven pills? Original Lyrics: But am I standing still?
Justin Timberlake's, "Rock Your Body" Misheard Lyrics: I wanna rock your Furby Original Lyrics: I wanna rock your body	Madonna's, "Hung Up" Misheard Lyrics: Waiting for your song, baby, night and day Original Lyrics: Waiting for your call, baby, night and day

2010s
Justin Timberlake's, "Can't Stop the Feeling" Misheard Lyrics: Such a legend Original Lyrics: Just imagine

country
Miranda Lambert's, "Bluebird" Misheard Lyrics: Yeah, and I'm still giving him help Original Lyrics: Yeah, and I'm still giving 'em hell

misc
Commercial's, "Little Caesars Pepperoni Cheeser" Misheard Lyrics: Pizza! Pizza! Pepperoni pizza! Original Lyrics: Cheeser! Cheeser! Pepperoni Cheeser!

xmas
Carpenters', "(There's No Place Like) Home for the Holidays" Misheard Lyrics: I met a man who lives in Paris, France Original Lyrics: I met a man who lives in Tennessee	Johnny Mathis', "Sleigh Ride" Misheard Lyrics: Let's look at the snow Original Lyrics: Let's look at the show
NewSong's, "The Christmas Shoes" Misheard Lyrics: I knew like autographs of heaven's Lord Original Lyrics: I knew like autographs of heaven's love	NewSong's, "The Christmas Shoes" Misheard Lyrics: If mama needs Jesus tonight Original Lyrics: If mama meets Jesus tonight
NewSong's, "The Christmas Shoes" Misheard Lyrics: They counted panties for what it seemed like years Original Lyrics: They counted pennies for what it seemed like years	Paul McCartney's, "Wonderful Christmastime" Misheard Lyrics: Sydney's having a wonderful Christmastime. Original Lyrics: Simply having a wonderful Christmas time.
Shakin' Stevens', "Merry Christmas Everyone" Misheard Lyrics: Have a p*ss-up everyone Original Lyrics: Merry Christmas everyone	Slade's, "Merry Xmas Everybody" Misheard Lyrics: It's only just a gun Original Lyrics: It's only just begun
The Four Seasons', "Carol of the Bells" Misheard Lyrics: Don't care anyway Original Lyrics: Throw care anyway
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