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1960s
The Box Tops', "Cry Like a Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I call me a baby
Original Lyrics:
I cry like a baby
 
1970s
ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you shave your arm
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind
AC/DC's, "Highway To Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seasoned Digger on a one way ride
Original Lyrics:
Season ticket for a one-way ride.
Cher's, "Dark Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clean as a breeze
Original Lyrics:
Queen and a 3
Eric Burdon and War's, "Spill the Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spill the wine and date that girl
Original Lyrics:
Spill the wine and take that pearl
Gordon Lightfoot's, "Sundown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow down, you better take care
Original Lyrics:
Sundown, you better take care
Linda Ronstadt's, "You're No Good"
Misheard Lyrics:
Broken car
Original Lyrics:
Broke a heart
Orleans', "Still the One"
Misheard Lyrics:
You’re still the one, it cuts my bed in half
Original Lyrics:
You’re still the one, that’s my better half
The Police's, "Roxanne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Noxzema
Original Lyrics:
Roxanne
The Police's, "So Lonely"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baloney
Original Lyrics:
So lonely
 
1980s
Boz Scaggs', "Heart of Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
What’s the use in crying?
Original Lyrics:
What’s the use in trying?
Commercial's, "Zayre"
Misheard Lyrics:
We’d like to make way for more
Original Lyrics:
We’d like to make Zayre your store
Debbie Gibson's, "Shake Your Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just deccicate your love
Original Lyrics:
I just can't shake your love
Def Leppard's, "Hysteria"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's something magical, mysterious
Original Lyrics:
It's such a magical mysteria
Misheard Lyrics:
Come out of your Chevy
Original Lyrics:
Come out of your shell, boy
Jesse Frederick's, "Everywhere You Look"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatever happened to Denise Nickerson?
Original Lyrics:
Whatever happened to the predictability?
Joe Esposito's, "You're the Best"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the best in town
Original Lyrics:
You're the best around
Kenny Rogers', "Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
You’re Greg Brady
Original Lyrics:
You’re my lady
Michael McDonald's, "Sweet Freedom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Toss me, Felix
Original Lyrics:
Shine, sweet freedom
Midnight Oil's, "Beds are Burning"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're gonna give me that
Original Lyrics:
We're gonna give it back
Movie Scripts', "The Karate Kid (1984)"
Misheard Lyrics:
House revenge
Original Lyrics:
How's revenge?
Movie Scripts', "The Karate Kid Part II"
Misheard Lyrics:
Man who catch fly with Chapstick...
Original Lyrics:
Man who catch fly with chopstick...
Patti Austin and James Ingram's, "Baby, Come to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't touch anymore
Original Lyrics:
Don't talk anymore
Pebbles', "Mercedes Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you want karate in my Mercedes, boy?
Original Lyrics:
Do you wanna ride in my Mercedes, boy?
Peter Gabriel's, "In Your Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Above the rural purge
Original Lyrics:
Of all the fruitless searches
Peter Gabriel's, "Sledgehammer"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s a joke for me
Original Lyrics:
Won’t you show for me?
Peter Gabriel's, "Sledgehammer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welsh rarebit
Original Lyrics:
Sledgehammer
The Police's, "King of Pain"
Misheard Lyrics:
But it's not being easy to be the king of pain
Original Lyrics:
But it's my destiny to be the king of pain
The Specials', "Too Much Too Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dickie the Bird's controlling, we don't want no cricket
Original Lyrics:
Gi we de birth control, we no want no pickni
 
1990s
Bruce Hornsby and the Range's, "Across the River"
Misheard Lyrics:
Signs, signs everywhere
Original Lyrics:
Some fine day
Cast of Rent's, "Seasons of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the life of France
Original Lyrics:
In the life of friends
Commercial's, "PayDay"
Misheard Lyrics:
PayDay is almost in a bust!
Original Lyrics:
PayDay is almost totally nuts!
Dave Matthews Band's, "Crash Into Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a boy sings
Original Lyrics:
In a boy's dream
En Vogue's, "Don’t Let Go (Love)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I lived in Missouri
Original Lyrics:
I lived in misery
Goo Goo Dolls', "Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a weekend in your heart
Original Lyrics:
I wanna wake up where you are
Meat Loaf's, "I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anything you've been thinking of
Original Lyrics:
Anything you've been dreaming of
Movie Scripts', "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II "
Misheard Lyrics:
The missing week!
Original Lyrics:
The missing link!
R.E.M.'s, "Man on the Moon"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you believe there's nothing up their sleeve
Then nothing is cool
Original Lyrics:
If you believe there's nothing up there to see, and nothing is cool.
R.E.M.'s, "Nightswimming"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mice swimming deserves a silent night
Original Lyrics:
Nightswimming deserves a quiet night
Rockapella's, "Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Steal their stuff in South Korea
Original Lyrics:
Steal their Seoul in South Korea
Tina Turner's, "I Don't Wanna Fight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't care now who's to say
Original Lyrics:
Don't care now who's to blame
Ziggy Marley's, "Believe in Yourself (theme from Arthur)"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a single message
Original Lyrics:
It's a simple message
 
2000s
Barenaked Ladies', "The Big Bang Theory Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our home computer was in a goddamn stink
Original Lyrics:
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state
Coldplay's, "The Scientist"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell you a story
Original Lyrics:
Tell you I'm sorry
Empire of the Sun's, "Walking on a Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking on a dream
How can I explain?
Original Lyrics:
Walking on a dream
Hope he likes butt
Empire of the Sun's, "Walking on a Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking on a dream
Humping Mike's butt
Original Lyrics:
Walking on a dream
How can I explain?
Jesse McCartney's, "Beautiful Soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't let another miracle way
Original Lyrics:
I won't let another minute go to waste
Kellie Pickler's, "Don't You Know You're Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dirt you doe you clear the pool
Original Lyrics:
Don't you know you're beautiful?
Lady Gaga's, "Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walk walk fashion baby
Work it
Move that bitch crazy
Original Lyrics:
Walk walk fashion baby
Work it
Move that bit crazy
 
country
Shania Twain's, "(If You're Not In It for Love) I'm Outta Here!"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're not ready for love
Original Lyrics:
If you're not in it for love

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