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1960s
Dionne Warwick's, "You'll Never Get to Heaven (If You Break My Heart)"
Misheard Lyrics:
So be very careful not to make a car
Original Lyrics:
So be very careful not to make us part
Steppenwolf's, "Magic Carpet Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
You should go
Original Lyrics:
You should know
The Yardbirds', "For Your Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Egg Foo Young
Original Lyrics:
For your love
 
1970s
Andrea True Connection's, "More, More, More"
Misheard Lyrics:
No, no, no
Original Lyrics:
More, more, more
Beach Boys', "Funky Pretty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't throw up on my floor
Original Lyrics:
Glow, glow, glow, c'mon glow
Bee Gees', "Lonely Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where would I be without my moron?
Original Lyrics:
Where would I be without my woman?
Helen Reddy's, "Delta Dawn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Downpour dawn
Original Lyrics:
Delta Dawn
Manfred Mann's Earth Band's, "Blinded by the Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blinded by the light
Racked up like a dooshin of the runner of the night
Original Lyrics:
Blinded by the light
Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.
Neil Diamond's, "Solitary Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Belinda was mine 'til the time that I found her
Ballin' Jim and lovin' him
Original Lyrics:
Melinda was mine 'til the time that I found her
Holdin' Jim and lovin' him
Olivia Newton-John's, "I Honestly Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm all yours
Original Lyrics:
I love you
Queen's, "Fat Bottomed Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got stiffness in my balls.
Original Lyrics:
I got stiffness in ma' bones.
Stevie Wonder's, "Don't You Worry 'Bout a Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't worry, a powder thin.
Original Lyrics:
Don't worry about a thing.
The Archies', "Sugar, Sugar"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just can't believe the love I get for loving you
(I just can't believe it's true).
Original Lyrics:
I just can't believe the loveliness of loving you
(I just can't believe it's true).
The Doobie Brothers', "Minute by Minute"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little by little
Original Lyrics:
Minute by minute
The Spinners', "I'll Be Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not allowed
Original Lyrics:
I'll be around
 
1980s
ABC's, "When Smokey Sings"
Misheard Lyrics:
When smoke begins, I hear firings.
Original Lyrics:
When Smokey sings, I hear violins.
Belinda Carlisle's, "Mad About You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bustin' your ass
Original Lyrics:
Lost in your eyes
Bon Jovi's, "You Give Love A Bad Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jabba the Hutt
Attacking your name
You can run a bad thing
Original Lyrics:
Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
You give love a bad name
Debbie Gibson's, "Shake Your Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm under a spell on you
But boy, I'm wondering why
This is not a game or love but
An emotional tie
Original Lyrics:
I'm under a spell again
Boy, I'm wondering why
This is not a game of love but
An emotional tie
Devo's, "Working in the Coal Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Murky goalie
Original Lyrics:
Working, going
Eddy Grant's, "Electric Avenue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out in the speech
Original Lyrics:
Out in the street
Kajagoogoo's, "Too Shy"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're too shy, too shy
Hush, hush, eye to eye
Original Lyrics:
You're too shy, shy
Hush hush, eye to eye.
Queen's, "Another One Bites the Dust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eleven fights Dustin
Original Lyrics:
Another one bites the dust.
Run-DMC's, "It's Tricky"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's tricky to rock around
Rock around this right old town
Original Lyrics:
It's tricky to rock a rhyme
To rock a rhyme that's right on time.
Thomas Dolby's, "She Blinded Me with Science"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sinus!
Original Lyrics:
Science!
Tommy Tutone's, "867-5309/Jenny"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I lost my turn
Original Lyrics:
But I lost my nerve
Toto's, "I'll Be Over You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goggles alone
Original Lyrics:
God knows how long
Wang Chung's, "Everybody Have Fun Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't tell me on the bottom line
Original Lyrics:
Don't hang me on the borderline
Was (Not Was)'s, "Walk the Dinosaur"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boom, boom! Shag a yak, a boom, boom.
Original Lyrics:
Boom, Boom! Acka lacka boom, boom.
 
1990s
House of Pain's, "Jump Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll bust 'em in the eye, and then I'll take the punk OUT
Original Lyrics:
I'll bust 'em in the eye, and then I'll take the punk's ho
(my version is better)
Lego Island Soundtrack's, "Brick by Brick"
Misheard Lyrics:
f**k my t**s
Original Lyrics:
tock by tick
Pearl Jam's, "Dissident"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uh, this event is here
Original Lyrics:
A dissident is here.
Phats & Small's, "Turn Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to our settee
Original Lyrics:
Listen to what I say
Powerman 5000's, "When Worlds Collide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you ready to go get spaghetti to go?
Original Lyrics:
Are you ready to go? 'Cause I'm ready to go
Train's, "Hey Soul Sister"
Misheard Lyrics:
The way you can't cuddle rub
Original Lyrics:
The way you can cut a rug
 
2000s
Bowling For Soup's, "1985"
Misheard Lyrics:
Miss Stacy, Madonna
I'm waiting for Nirvana
There was YouTube, and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Original Lyrics:
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance, Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Last dance
Last dance
Last dance
Last dance
Original Lyrics:
Dance, dance
Dance, dance
Dance, dance
Dance, dance
Train's, "Hey Soul Sister"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want the world to see you beep, with me
Original Lyrics:
I want the world to see you be, with me
Train's, "Hey Soul Sister"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watching use the drongo need
Original Lyrics:
Watching you is the only drug I need
Wamdue Project's, "King of My Castle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Must be the reason why the Queen mud wrestles
Original Lyrics:
Must be the reason
Why I'm freeing my trapped soul.
 
2010s
Misheard Lyrics:
There was a time when I felt so gay.
Original Lyrics:
There was a time when I felt OK.
Justin Bieber's, "Boyfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep you on my otter
Original Lyrics:
Keep you on my arm girl
Justin Bieber's, "Boyfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Voice going crazy and I sound like a werewolf swacky
Original Lyrics:
Voice going crazy on this look like a whirl wind swaggie
Major Lazer's, "Lean On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Echo, echo
or
Eggo, Eggo
Original Lyrics:
Let go, let go
Maroon 5's, "What Lovers Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo
I'm Michelle for you.
Original Lyrics:
Oh OH OH OH
Oh been wishin' for you
Miley Cyrus', "Wrecking Ball"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I wanted was to break you off
Original Lyrics:
All I wanted was to break your walls
Pinkfong's, "Baby Shark"
Misheard Lyrics:
Noddy Shop
Original Lyrics:
Mommy Shark
Sia's, "Chandelier"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just hold an old butter knife
Original Lyrics:
I'm just holding on for tonight
Taylor Swift's, "Bad Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sat in the womb like, you’re laughing right at me
Original Lyrics:
Salt in the wound, like you're laughing right at me
The 1975's, "Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're just girls, breaking hearts
And I spy a tight chest girl
Original Lyrics:
They're just girls, breaking hearts
Eyes bright, uptight, just girls

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