Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for October 1, 2019

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1960s
Bobby "Boris" Pickett's, "Monster Mash" Misheard Lyrics: They did the molester man Original Lyrics: They did the Monster Mash	Lesley Gore's, "It's My Party" Misheard Lyrics: It's my party and I'll die if I want to Original Lyrics: It's my party and I'll cry if I want to
Marvin Gaye's, "I Heard it Through the Grapevine" Misheard Lyrics: Not much longer with a big 9 Original Lyrics: Not much longer would you be mine	The Beatles', "Here Comes the Sun" Misheard Lyrics: It's Paula Zahn Original Lyrics: Here Comes the Sun
The Beatles', "Penny Lane" Misheard Lyrics: Her prettiness is selling puppies from a tray Original Lyrics: A pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray.

1970s
ABBA's, "Fernando" Misheard Lyrics: Orlando Original Lyrics: Fernando	Arlo Guthrie's, "The City of New Orleans" Misheard Lyrics: I'm your native thunder or I'm your native sun or I'm your native song Original Lyrics: I'm your native son
Brotherhood of Man's, "United We Stand" Misheard Lyrics: For united we stand, divided we fall and if our pension ever be against the world we'll be together together you and I Original Lyrics: For united we stand, divided we fall and if our backs should ever be against the wall we'll be together, together you and I	Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer" Misheard Lyrics: Baby darlin’ she’s so blended Original Lyrics: Lay me down in sheets of linen
Johnny Cash's, "These Are My People" Misheard Lyrics: These are my feet Original Lyrics: These are my people	Kenny Nolan's, "I Like Dreamin’" Misheard Lyrics: I like Twitter Original Lyrics: I like dreamin’
Manfred Mann's Earth Band's, "Blinded By The Light" Misheard Lyrics: Little Early Birdy gave my anus girl a wirly and asked me I needed a ride Original Lyrics: And little Early Birdie came by in his curly whirly.	Morris Albert's, "Feelings" Misheard Lyrics: Tantrums going on MySpace Original Lyrics: Teardrops rolling down on my face
Schoolhouse Rock's, "The Great American Melting Pot" Misheard Lyrics: With her broken recipes Original Lyrics: With her book of recipes	Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck in the Middle with You" Misheard Lyrics: Stuffing the chicken with you Original Lyrics: Stuck in the middle with you
The Eagles', "Hotel California" Misheard Lyrics: There were forces down at Mardi Gras, I thought I heard them say, Welcome to the Hotel California. Original Lyrics: There were voices down the corridor, I thought I heard them say, Welcome to the Hotel California.	The Who's, "Baba O'Riley" Misheard Lyrics: The exigence is here. The happy won't come near. Original Lyrics: The exodus is here. The happy ones are near.

1980s
A-ha's, "Take On Me" Misheard Lyrics: take boobie Original Lyrics: take on me	Billy Idol's, "Dancing with Myself" Misheard Lyrics: Danson and myself Original Lyrics: Dancing with myself
Culture Club's, "It's a Miracle" Misheard Lyrics: It's America, It's America Original Lyrics: It's a Miracle, It's a Miracle	Howard Jones', "No One is to Blame" Misheard Lyrics: Hold on, hold on Original Lyrics: No one, no one
Howard Jones', "What is Love" Misheard Lyrics: What is lard anyway? Original Lyrics: What is love anyway?	Jackson Browne's, "That Girl Could Sing" Misheard Lyrics: Batgirl could swim Original Lyrics: That girl could sing
Seduction's, "Two to Make It Right" Misheard Lyrics: It takes two to make a thing go wrong Original Lyrics: It takes two to make a thing go right

1990s
Cast of Barney & Friends', "I Love You" Misheard Lyrics: We’re an unhappy family Original Lyrics: We’re a happy family	Cast of Barney & Friends', "The Barney Bag" Misheard Lyrics: Buzzing in Original Lyrics: Odds and ends
Collective Soul's, "Shine" Misheard Lyrics: Haven’t let your light shine down Original Lyrics: Heaven let your light shine down	Elton John's, "Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" Misheard Lyrics: Can you feel alarmed tonight? Original Lyrics: Can You Feel the Love Tonight?
Live's, "Dolphin's Cry" Misheard Lyrics: I was lost in a swarm of bees. Original Lyrics: I was lost in a song of peace	Nirvana's, "Smells Like Teen Spirit" Misheard Lyrics: And we die young, and we die young, and we die young, and we die young, and we die young, and we die... young. Original Lyrics: A denial, a denial, a denial, a denial, a denialA denial, a denial, a denial, a denial
Puff Daddy featuring Gaith Evans and 112's, "I’ll Be Missing You" Misheard Lyrics: I know you’re still leaving your life half to death Original Lyrics: I know you’re still living your life after death	Roxette's, "Spending My Time" Misheard Lyrics: This silly game of love you play, your playing with only two Original Lyrics: This silly game of love you play, you only win to lose
Smashing Pumpkins', "Bullet with Butterfly Wings" Misheard Lyrics: Despite all my rage, I am still just a redheaded cage Original Lyrics: Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage.	Weezer's, "El Scorcho" Misheard Lyrics: Hello. I'm here. I'm weird. Original Lyrics: Hello. I'm here. I'm waiting.
Wiggles', "Food Food Food (Oh How I Love My Food)" Misheard Lyrics: An Apple, A Bourborn And Red Strawberries. Original Lyrics: An Apple, A Paw Paw, And Red Strawberries.

2000s
Bob the Builder's, "Can We Fix It?" Misheard Lyrics: Candy d***head Original Lyrics: Can we dig it?	MGMT's, "Kids" Misheard Lyrics: Show yourself, take only what you need from me Original Lyrics: Control yourself, take only what you need from it
Mick Moloney's, "The Regular Army O" Misheard Lyrics: There was Sergeant Tom McJackery And Captain Donahue Original Lyrics: There was Sergeant John McCaffery And Captain Donahue	Movie Scripts', "Dinosaur" Misheard Lyrics: SPAM together! Original Lyrics: Stand together!
My Chemical Romance's, "To the End" Misheard Lyrics: To the lives you take Original Lyrics: To the vows you take	Paolo Nutini's, "New Shoes" Misheard Lyrics: Slowly strolling in the streets of China Original Lyrics: Slowly strolling in the sweet sunshine

2010s
Britney Spears', "Womanizer" Misheard Lyrics: I call 'em like a seal Original Lyrics: I call 'em like I see 'em	Caitie Hurst's, "All the Things" Misheard Lyrics: As you're doing all the things that f**king can't be done. Original Lyrics: As you're doing all the things I thought could not be done.
Charlie Puth's, "Attention" Misheard Lyrics: Throwing the turtle at my knee Original Lyrics: Throwing that dirt all on my name	David Guetta's, "Titanium (ft. Sia)" Misheard Lyrics: You shoot me down, but I won't bow. Original Lyrics: You shoot me down, but I won't fall.
Taylor Swift's, "Bad Blood" Misheard Lyrics: Because now we got bad luck Original Lyrics: Because now we got bad blood	Taylor Swift's, "Wildest Dreams" Misheard Lyrics: Say you'll remember me standing in an ice chest staring at the sunset, babe. Original Lyrics: Say you'll remember me standing in a nice dress staring at the sunset, babe.
The Growlers', "Dull Boy" Misheard Lyrics: I'm a dough boy Original Lyrics: I'm a dull boy	The Noisy Freaks & Wicked City's, "Get Down" Misheard Lyrics: We say, looking in the face of noise, "Step aside, step aside, it's a choice, a choice" Original Lyrics: We stay wicked with the freaks of noise Synthesize, up the side, it's our choice of toys
Twenty One Pilots', "Stressed Out" Misheard Lyrics: My name's Burnley face and I care what you think. Original Lyrics: My name's Blurryface and I care what you think.
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