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1950s
Bill Haley & His Comets', "See You Later, Alligator"
Misheard Lyrics:
See you later, alligator. In the wild crocodile.
Original Lyrics:
See you later alligator
After 'while, crocodile.
Fats Domino's, "Blueberry Hill"
Misheard Lyrics:
The wind in the willow pane, low sweet melody
Original Lyrics:
The wind in the willow played love's sweet melody
 
1960s
Theme Songs', "Gilligan's Island (Closing Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's and ups you'll find
Original Lyrics:
It's an uphill climb.
 
1970s
Barry Manilow's, "Looks Like We Made It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looks like we made it. Left each other on the way to Annapolis.
Original Lyrics:
Looks like we made it. Left each other on the way to another love
Dobie Gray's, "Drift Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know as a gay man, I hate to lose
Original Lyrics:
You know, that's a game, that I hate to lose
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got moon boots and a mole hair suit
And a big red pack of fajitas
Bennie and the Jets
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
Bennie and the Jets
Jackson 5's, "The Love You Save"
Misheard Lyrics:
Darling make it snow, or someday you'll be on your own
Original Lyrics:
Darling take it slow or someday you'll be on your own
Misheard Lyrics:
Summer heat morning to meet
Original Lyrics:
Summer heat
Boy and girl meet.
LaBelle's, "Lady Marmalade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Use a tube of toothpaste on my car. Cease war
Original Lyrics:
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
Neil Young's, "Cinnamon Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna live with a Syrian girl
Original Lyrics:
I wanna live with a cinnamon girl.
Theme Songs', "One Day at a Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold on tight. Don't know what Ms Romano might do,
One day at a time
Original Lyrics:
So hold on tight and we'll muddle through
One day at a time. (One day at a time)
Van Morrison's, "Blue Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jew's money, loose money
Original Lyrics:
Juice money, loose money
 
1980s
Bon Jovi's, "You Give Love a Bad Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shot through the heart, and you're to blame, puking blood on Batman.
Original Lyrics:
Shot throught the heart, and you're to blame, darling you give love a bad name
Elton John's, "Love Lies Bleeding"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was playing rock and roll and you were just a fan
But my guitar player came inside and s*** the bed
Original Lyrics:
I was playing rock and roll and you were just a fan
But my guitar couldn't hold you so I split the band
Escape Club's, "Wild Wild West"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love her ass and her wild, wild hair
Original Lyrics:
I love her eyes and her wild, wild hair
Genesis 's, "Who Dunnit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Was it A, Was it B? Or was it XTC?
Original Lyrics:
Was it A, Was it B? Or was it X or Z?
Joan Jett's, "I Love Rock 'n' Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
So put another dollar in the jukebox, baby
Original Lyrics:
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
Michael Jackson's, "Smooth Criminal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Indians are okay
Original Lyrics:
Annie, are you okay?
REO Speedwagon's, "Keep On Loving You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Instead you left stealing the grass, from a point up in Houston
Original Lyrics:
Instead you lay still in the grass, all coiled up and hissing
Robert Palmer's, "Addicted to Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another kiss, and you'll be nine.
A one track nine!
Original Lyrics:
Another kiss, and you'll be mine
A one track mind!
Robert Palmer's, "Addicted to Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Minus wear faces, you're a dik-dik to love.
Original Lyrics:
Might as well face it, you're addicted to love.
Robert Palmer's, "Addicted to Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no one kraut, you're Indie.
Original Lyrics:
There's no doubt, you're in deep.
Robert Palmer's, "Addicted to Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're mining, it's not your own.
Original Lyrics:
Your mind is not your own.
 
1990s
Boards of Canada's, "1969"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a devoted French Canadian
Original Lyrics:
She's a devoted Branch Davidian
Everclear's, "Santa Monica"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to be your down time , I don't want to be your stool pickin's ..
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be your down time I don't wanna be your stupid game
House of Pain's, "Jump Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got more rhymes than a bottle's got sauce.
Original Lyrics:
I got more rhymes than the Bible's got Psalms.
P. Diddy's, "I'll Be Missing You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Makin' love the day, when you went away
Original Lyrics:
Thinkin' of the day, when you went away
R. Kelly's, "She's Got That Vibe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anita's Got It
Original Lyrics:
Leonice has got it
R. Kelly's, "She's Got That Vibe"
Misheard Lyrics:
My niece has got it
Original Lyrics:
Leonice has got it
Robert Palmer's, "Addicted to Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no one down, you're in deep
Original Lyrics:
There's no doubt, you're in deep
Salt N' Pepa's, "Whatta Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatta mare, whatta mare, whatta mare, whatta mare. Whatta nightmare.
Original Lyrics:
What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good one.
The Roots', "Dynamite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a lego
Original Lyrics:
Gotta let go
Veruca Salt's, "Seether"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't fight receiver.
Original Lyrics:
Can't fight the seether.
 
2000s
Ben Folds', "Rockin' the Suburbs"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm rockin' the suburbs
Just like Michael Jackson did
I'm rockin' the suburbs
Except that he once hella did
Original Lyrics:
I'm rockin' the suburbs
Just like Michael Jackson did
I'm rockin' the suburbs
Except that he was talented
Britney Spears', "Toxic"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a new sugar warning
Original Lyrics:
A guy like you should wear a warning
Calvin Harris', "Sweet Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're giving me sexy gherkins
Original Lyrics:
You’re giving me such sweet nothing
Christina Aguilera's, "Fighter"
Misheard Lyrics:
After all of the stealing and cheating you probably think that I'm always coming for you
Original Lyrics:
After all of the stealing and cheating you probably think that I hold resentment for you
Creed's, "One Last Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hit the bottle when I heard thunder,
But I'm down to one last breath
Original Lyrics:
I yelled back when I heard thunder,
But I'm down to one last breath
Enrique Iglesias', "Do You Know?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Birds, flying saucers, never changes.
Original Lyrics:
If birds, flying south is, a sign of changes
Gorillaz's, "Dare"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bitch cut me off
Original Lyrics:
It's coming up
The Killers', "Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jealousy turning sinks into the sea
Original Lyrics:
Jealousy turning saints into the sea.
 
2010s
Alessia Cara's, "Scars to Your Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
She has dreams to be an N.B. associate
Original Lyrics:
She has dreams to be an envy so she
Anne-Marie's, "Ciao Adios"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me the horse, I'm done
Original Lyrics:
Ciao adios, I'm done
Commercial's, "Liberty Mutual"
Misheard Lyrics:
You tolled your brand new car
Original Lyrics:
You totaled your brand new car
Ed Sheeran's, "Castle on the Hill"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on my way
Driving at ninety down those country lanes
Singing to "Tony Danza"
Original Lyrics:
I'm on my way
Driving at ninety down those country lanes
Singing to "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bogus, fire a gun
Original Lyrics:
Blow a kiss, fire a gun
Misheard Lyrics:
Locust, fire a gun
Original Lyrics:
Blow a kiss, fire a gun
Sabaton 's, "The Ladt Stand"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a foe of a thousand souls
Original Lyrics:
There's a foe of a thousand swords
Vocaloid's, "Stomp the Enemy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good boy, great form
Original Lyrics:
Vocaloid Transform
 
misc
Traditional's, "When Johnny Comes Marching Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
The men will cry, the people shout
The ladies, they will all pass out
Original Lyrics:
The men will cheer, the boys will shout
The ladies they will all turn out

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