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Song Parodies -> Lyrics

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Parody TitleOriginal TitlePerformerSubmitted
Somewhere Up My Cocained NoseSomewhere Over The RainbowJudy Garland2008-12-30
If I Only Had RogaineIf I Only Had A BrainScarecrow2009-01-15
I Walked To MilwaukeeI Want You To Want MeCheap Trick2009-02-11
Parody and MisanthropyEbony and IvoryPaul McCartney2009-02-23
Cream of WheatDream PoliceCheap Trick2009-03-11
If I Only Just Could FartIf I Only Had A HeartThe Wizard of Oz2009-03-17
Woo StoryLove StoryTaylor Swift2009-05-11
Tim Hortons ManitobaHotel CaliforniaThe Eagles2009-07-20
My CordobaMy SharonaThe Knack2009-08-09
I Need To MowI Need To KnowTom Petty2009-08-30
The Llama SongCountry RoadsJohn Denver2009-09-01
Stoolish FartFoolish HeartSteve Perry2009-09-22
I Can't Wipe MyselfI Can't Help MyselfTaylor Swift2010-03-08
When You Glove A BottomWhen You Love A WomanJourney2010-08-03
FireflyAmerican PieDon McLean2010-09-07
Diarrhea-villeMargaritavilleJimmy Buffett2011-02-24
Consultants At IngSultans of SwingDire Straits2011-03-16
IndyWindyThe Association2011-05-31
Blue Haired GranNew World ManRush2011-08-09
MudbloodedHot BloodedForeigner2011-08-19
Hey LeprosyHey JealousyGin Blossoms2011-09-07
Full BladderedHot BloodedForeigner2011-09-15
Mr. CleanDancing QueenABBA2011-10-26
Guys in Outer SpaceEyes Without a FaceBilly Idol2012-01-26
Chloe O'BrianLady MadonnaThe Beatles2012-01-31
Coulter, AnnNowhere ManThe Beatles2012-02-02
Bud NipperDay TripperThe Beatles2012-02-06
I Didn't Fart, You LiarWe Didn't Start The FireBilly Joel2012-04-25
AndyBrandy (You're A Fine Girl)Looking Glass2012-07-06
If This Is WitIf This Is ItHuey Lewis2013-03-26
I Wanna Pee GreenI Wanna Be FreeThe Monkees2013-06-05
Unearned Nobel PrizeSister Golden HairAmerica2013-09-09
Mister Roger's NeighborhoodSister Golden HairAmerica2013-09-23
Bud Light LimeLimelightRush2013-09-25
I've No Hair AnymoreI Don't Care AnymorePhil Collins2013-11-04
Ode to Yes FansTapioca TundraThe Monkees2013-12-16
I Am the Very Model of a Pedant Quite GrammaticalThe Major-General's SongGilbert & Sullivan2014-02-14
Took Spock's GyroJukebox HeroForeigner2015-03-18
Patrick SwayzeTake It EasyEagles2015-11-27
Scott TenormanPiano ManBilly Joel2016-03-28
He'll Always be NewmanShe's Always a WomanBilly Joel2018-06-22
Top of this TurdTop of the WorldThe Carpenters2019-06-21
Earl Just Wants to Drink BudGirls Just Want to Have FunCyndi Lauper2019-08-07
Loose StoolLucilleKenny Rogers2021-03-01
Quiche LorraineKing of PainThe Police2021-06-23
I Mow The LawnsI Write The SongsBarry Manilow2021-07-12
Last Plane from KabulLast Train to ClarksvilleThe Monkees2021-08-18
I Hate Myself For Huffing GlueI Hate Myself For Loving YouJoan Jett and the Blackhearts2022-07-04
Bantha PooXanaduRush2022-07-05
Sister's Golden HairSister Golden HairAmerica2022-07-22
Odor of Chipotle FartsOwner of a Lonely HeartYes2022-09-28
BactineJoleneDolly Parton2022-11-04
Lovin' Every Chicken NuggetLovin' Every Minute Of ItLoverboy2022-12-26
Thank God I'm Doctor McCoyThank God I'm A Country BoyJohn Denver2022-12-27
Redneck Names Are All Double-BarreledThe Wreck of the Edmund FitzgeraldGordon Lightfoot2023-05-03
Naked With A MidgetTake It To The LimitThe Eagles2024-04-11