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Song Parodies -> "Full Bladdered"

Original Song Title:

"Hot Blooded"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Foreigner

Parody Song Title:

"Full Bladdered"

Parody Written by:

Dr. Oliver Clozoff

The Lyrics

Well, I'm full bladdered, check it and see
I got a feeling like I gotta go pee
I think maybe, I might go in my pants
I'm full bladdered, I'm full bladdered

You don't have to read my mind, to know that I'm in a bind
Sonny, I gotta go!
Now I'm out of time, let me lay it on the line
I wanna know, why you're drivin' so friggin' slow

Now I'm overdue, better take the next exit or two
Don't have to poo, so just a urinal or tree will do

That's why, I'm full bladdered, please believe me
Back teeth are floatin', gonna break the levee
Come on, asshole, can you pull off perchance?
I'm full bladdered, I'm full bladdered

If I seem uptight, maybe somewhat impolite
Shall you please excuse me?
But you must expect me to whine, when I wait such a long time
You drive just like my grandma, but hit each pothole you see

Can't we stop midcourse? I gotta piss like a Russian racehorse
Does my whining bite? Are you torturing me out of spite?

Yeah, I'm full bladdered, please excuse me
Gonna whip it out right now and go pee
Hope your car the urine smell will enhance
I'm full bladdered, I'm full bladdered.

Now it's up to you, you can bid your new car smell adieu
And after I do, you'll have to hire yourself a cleaning crew

Well, I'm full bladdered, check it and see
To piss will feel as good as to go number three
Bladder's bigger than a grown elephant's
I'm full bladdered, I'm full bladdered

Full bladdered, stomach's stretched tight
Full bladdered, my skin's turning white
Full bladdered, you're pissin me off
Full bladdered, better hope I don't cough
Full bladdered, now I'm just semi-dry
Full bladdered, feel a leak down my thigh
Full bladdered, I'm ready to blow
Full bladdered, here's that warm wet flow
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Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec - May 30, 2016 - Report this comment
Definitely one of the best on this site for this risible, usable OS. 5s (sec code 5QK)

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