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Song Parodies -> "I Didn't Fart, You Liar"

Original Song Title:

"We Didn't Start The Fire"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"I Didn't Fart, You Liar"

Parody Written by:

Dr. Oliver Clozoff

The Lyrics

I'm pretty sure someone already did a parody like this one, but I'm posting mine anyway. You can never have too many fart parodies.
Hiney thunder, air buffet, rip snorter, bombs away
Start the Harley, barking spider, pyroclastic flow

Jersey jetwash, knicker ripper, sputter-squeaker, carpet slipper
Airy missile, sphincter whistle, rattle the window

Room clearer, butt bomb, S.B.D., pocket frog
Break wind, the scutter slide, and fartrogen dioxide

Cauliflower, three-octave, bilabial fricative
Morning thunder, lingerer, Cincinnati cyanide

I didn't fart, you liar
You're the one who's squirming
Man, my eyes are burning
I didn't fart, you liar
It was he who smelt it
That's the one who dealt it

Jockey stainer, crack one off, nose death, and trouser cough
Gas expeller, crap propeller, toxic ass honks

Butt wind, cut the cheese, tommy sqeaker, back breeze
Let one, duck call, rumble in the Bronx

Hiney whine, jet trail, seven on the Rectum scale
Launch a rocket, thunder bun, jockey jelly, gatling gun

Beer fart, eau de poo, drop a comma, stinkeroo
Vent to space, crank the bass, and Chanel No. 2

I didn't fart, you liar
Though I'm not discerning
Man, my stomach's churning
I didn't fart, you liar
It was you who smelt it
You're the one who dealt it

Aftershock, air attack, snickerdoodle, bottom quack
Strike mud, let one fly, seam splitting sphincter sigh

Loud but proud, butt guffaw, demonstrating Boyle's Law
Taint ripper, something died, expelling anal oxide

Smelly jelly, ordure, raspberry, let it purr
Rim shot, pootie, colonic calliope

Tail wind, stink monkey, killing off the canary
Cushion creeper, let one go, fire stink torpedo

I didn't fart, you liar
Man, my lungs are burning
Some fresh air I'm yearning
I didn't fart, you liar
But we should ignite it
I dare you to light it

Isothermal gas expand, one man jazz band
Flame thrower, bum blower, rotting vegetation

Ass flapper, launch a wifter, mud slapper, floorboard lifter,
Cut loose, deflate, lentil liberation

Backfire, butt cocktail, letting Polly out of jail
Thunderspray, bombs away, what more do I have to say

I didn't fart, you liar
Saw your cheek start turning
You'd think I'd be learning
I didn't fart, you liar
It was you who smelt it
So it's you who dealt it
Copyright (C) 2012 by Dr. Oliver Clozoff and The Parody Files.

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Porfle Popnecker - April 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Truly amazing.
Puto - April 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Made me laugh! 5s!
Callmelennie - April 25, 2012 - Report this comment
555!! I'd be proud to break wind with you, anytime, Dr Clozoff
MrMacphisto - April 25, 2012 - Report this comment
LMAO (but hopefully without any gas) 555
Dr. Oliver Clozoff - April 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks all for the kind words!
Smeg And The Heads - April 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Wow! Of all the fart songs on this site, this has to be one of the very best.
Claude Prez - July 04, 2017 - Report this comment
Stuff like this is why I still come here. Great job man

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