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Song Parodies -> "Mudblooded"

Original Song Title:

"Hot Blooded"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Dr. Oliver Clozoff

The Lyrics

Well, I'm mudblooded, slight and mousey
Overachiever, my name's Hermione
Compensating for my muggle-born roots
I'm mudblooded, I'm mudblooded

You don't need no sorting hat, to know where I should be at
Honey, I'm Gryffendor
Now you think it's fine, to insult, mock, and malign
You better know, my reply will be apropos

I could poison you, I can make a secret potion brew
Or else in lieu, I could could come gunning with my mad spell-foo

That's why, I'm mudblooded -- don't call it me
I get hurt feelings, it's derogatory
Hope you maybe meet a basilisk's glance
I'm mudblooded, mudblooded

It's so impolite, maybe you should not incite
Must you be so douchey?
Why you always with Crabbe and Goyle? What's that smell -- anal lube oil?
Tell me, are you queer* Malfoy? You sure look that way to me

Do you like it rough? Are you their little prison bitch, cream puff?
Did I guess it right? Will their snakes be Slytherin' tonight?

Yeah, I'm mudblooded, check it and see
Gotta wonder if I'm an adoptee
Or just maybe, I got magic by chance?
I'm mudblooded, I'm mudblooded

Harry, and Ron too -- want to go and get a butter brew?
But before we do, we'll have to get away from You-Know-Who

Well I'm, mudblooded, by pedigree
I didn't get my magic genetic'ly
Unless maybe, mom had a dalliance?
I'm mudblooded, I'm mudblooded

Mudblooded, clever and bright
Mudblooded, I study all night
Mudblooded, aced my O.W.L.'s today
Mudblooded, check out my GPA
Mudblooded, I've an IQ that's high
Mudblooded, and a smile that's wry
Mudblooded, mad skillz at magic
Mudblooded, watch me swish and flick
* not that there's anything wrong with that ;-) Copyright (C) 2011 by The Parody Files. All rights reserved.

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