-> "Lovin' Every Chicken Nugget"
Original Song Title:
"Lovin' Every Minute Of It"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Lovin' Every Chicken Nugget"
The Lyrics
I'm not thin, I'm not lean
I weigh in at three eighteen
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I smell food, yeah tallyho
Point me buffet-ward and let me go
Whoa, oh, whoa, whoa
So feed me, now don't deprive
Put the kitchen in overdrive
Sarah Lee and Boy-Ar-Dee
Hungry (hungry)
Man (man)
DINNER
Touch that dial
Turn it on
Heat up that deep fryer, dunk 'em down
Lovin' every chicken nugget (Lovin')
Lovin' every chicken nugget
Fill that fryer, all the way
Give me that Hot Pocket, feed my face
Lovin' every chicken nugget
Lovin' every chicken nugget
Lovin' every chicken nugget
C'mon
I got fudge, you want some?
Here's some Cadbery, and Mars Dove
Whoa, oh, whoa, whoa
Need more butter, for this roll
My diet seems like outta control
Whoa, oh, whoa, whoa
Burger King, now has a deal
Let's hit the drive through, what a steal
Lots of sides, like chicken fries
Double (double) cheese (cheese)
WHOPPER
Touch that dial
Turn it on
Serve me up some hotdogs
With Dijon
Lovin' every chicken nugget
Lovin' every chicken nugget
Fill that fryer, all the way
Gimme 5-piece bucket, feed my face
Lovin' every chicken nugget
Lovin' every chicken nugget
Lovin' every chicken nugget, all right
The maitre 'd, I just bribed
He'll have me at a table in five
Fine hors 'd oeuvres and wine reserves
Chutney (chutney), fig (fig)
FOIE GRAS
Brunch-o-phile
Frittata
Salmon on a bagel
Mimosa
Stuffin' every western omelette (Stuffin')
Stuffin' every western omelette
Feed me ham, and some cheese
I'm gonna need bigger dungarees
Shovin' every western omelette
(Shovin' every western omelette)
Shovelin' every western omelette
(Shovelin' every western omelette)
Graspin' at a hurt in my chest
Gaspin' out my maybe last breath
C'mon and touch that dial
9-1-1
Charging up the paddles
Think he's done
EKG, line is flat
Holy freaking crap, this bastard's fat
Chargin' his insurance for it
Chargin' his insurance for it
Whoah, oh, whoa, who
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