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Song Parodies -> "Stoolish Fart"

Original Song Title:

"Foolish Heart"

Original Performer:

Steve Perry

Parody Song Title:

"Stoolish Fart"

Parody Written by:

Dr. Oliver Clozoff

The Lyrics

I need to let one blow
I don't want to unleash a flow
With each passing blast
Some brown gets past
What a scare
Stained underwear

I need to squeeze one off
I'll disguise it like I had to cough
But will I only fart
At the start
Then pass stool again
Much to my chagrin

Stoolish fart
Hear me tootin'
Smell the air
I'm pollutin'
Stoolish fart
Now poop's shootin'
Out of my back door
Won't try that anymore

Feelin' a greasy rear end
I've gambled and lost once again
One's buildin' up to roar
Out of my back door
Think I'll let her rip
Hope poop doesn't slip

Stoolish fart
Smell's apallin'
Stop before
Poop comes crawlin'
Stoolish fart
Logs are fallin'
Out my thong they pour
To fall splat on the floor
Stoolish fart

Stoolish, stoolish fart
Wish dark clothes I'd wore

(Lamest. Keyboard. Solo. Ever.)

Stoolish fart
Hear me barkin'
Stop this turd
From departin'
Stoolish fart
Can't stop shartin'
Hear my sphincter snore
And splatter brown gore
Stoolish fart

Oh, stoolish, stoolish fart
Won't try that no more
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TJC - September 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Still digesting your veritable quease'inart of ailimentary humor, each stanza excrementally sur'passing' the next! 5 extra-extra-strength Imodiums for ya!
Christie Marie M - September 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Tooting ya 5's! Toot-toot!
Tommy Turd-le - September 23, 2009 - Report this comment
There's something strange in the AIR tonight -- multiple flatulence parodies. Floating Fives your way, and if you know TOS,
"Foolish LIttle Girl", =
"Stoolish Little Hurl"

Oh, no need to thank me -- I do this in my sleep. (Write parodies and come up with title switches, but yeah, occasionally rip one in my sleep as well.)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/franksinatra76.shtml
The Nerd - October 08, 2009 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but this song parody is funny.

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