-> "Last Plane from Kabul"
Original Song Title:
"Last Train to Clarksville"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Last Plane from Kabul"
The Lyrics
Take the last plane from Kabul
Without any hesitation
You can hop a C-one-thirty
And depart that failing nation
Don’t be slow
Oh, no, no, no
Oh, no, just go
‘Cause the Taliban is coming
Things won’t be the same again
You’ve got one more night at most so
Get your ass aboard that plane
And you must go
Oh, no, no, no
It’s time to go
And I don’t know
If you’re ever going home
Take the last plane from Kabul
You’ll be joining the migration
And the brand new housing at Fort Bliss is
Probably your destination
Oh, no, no, no
Oh, no, no, no
Take the last plane from Kabul
‘Cause the gov’s been overthrown
You’ll be packed in like sardines
The most in any plane that’s flown
We’re feelin’ low
Oh, no, no, no
Oh, man this blows
And I don’t know
If you’re ever going home
Take the last plane from Kabul
‘Cause the new administration
Said to pull out quick and dirty
It's an utter abdication
Yeah, this blows
Oh, no, no, no
It’s time to go
And I don’t know
If you’re ever going home
Take the last plane from Kabul
Take the last plane from Kabul
Take the last plane from Kabul
Take the last plane from Kabul
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