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Song Parodies -> "Diarrhea-ville"

Original Song Title:

"Margaritaville"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jimmy Buffett

Parody Song Title:

"Diarrhea-ville"

Parody Written by:

Dr. Oliver Clozoff

The Lyrics

Nibblin on cheesecake
Way past its sell date
Though it smelled off, I didn't recoil
Clenching my o-ring
Guessin it will sting
Run to loo, stomach startin' to roil

Wastin the day away in diarrhea-ville
Squirting forth my hot liquid assault
Wasn't my aim to get my ass hole aflame
Or have my guts do somersaults

I'm horny's the reason
It's girl-watching season
Thinkin I'm well, head to bar for a brew
I talk up a beauty
But then have to doodie
Head for men's room, I bid her adieu

Blastin away again in diarrhea-ville
Spurting from my poor aching ass vault
For a fun game, this jet of shit I could aim
And spell out:
"Who the hell is John Galt?"

Listenin' to turds plop
Hummin' some hip-hop
Feet: can't feel, they've long since gone all numb
While my anus, quite tender
Persists to engender
That liquid concoction that squirts from my bum

It's bombs away today in diarrhea-ville
Perching for so long here on the pot
Farts sound like vowels as they propel from my bowels
I know I... ate what I ought not
Yes, it wasn't my aim to ass-shoot hot liquid flames
But I know, it's my own damn fault
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Old Man Ribber - February 24, 2011 - Report this comment
Doc - Unstoppable work here...loose and free-flowing! ;D
Seymour Butz - February 24, 2011 - Report this comment
Probably the first poo parody ever to reference Ayn Rand. Out poos Poopie Longstocking by a buttload. 555 doses of Pepto Bismal.
Belle - February 24, 2011 - Report this comment
Disgusting and comical!! ; D 5's
mmdjs - January 22, 2015 - Report this comment
this is funny s***...pun intended.

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