Bizarre image. I'm deathly afraid of large dogs, myself. No particular fear of llamas, but then they are not normally seen running in packs along the streets of Kansas City. By the way, Llama is also the brand name of a Spanish handgun. Which would come in handy if you were ever attacked by a herd of llamas.

Quite a unique, dark humored tale..

Strange and funny tale; I never would have thought of llamas as vicious creatures.

I always thought Sophie Tucker was "The Last Of The Red Hot Llamas." Maybe I'm just confusing her with Fernando Llamas. ;D

This is Crazy & ~CABO -WABO~ for sure, Sir !

I Love this Crazy Cast of Characters, Sir ! Gunfire . . . unZipped Pajamas . . . Llamas . . . Cowboys . . . Midnite . . . . Alpacas, Even !

Thanks for the props, guys! Yes, this one did turn out a bit bizarre. I started with the "gun reload" replacement for "country road," then "mountain llama" and the rest kind of wrote itself from that.

Shen an .do ..ah Ri ....ver.
In ... .my ..pa ..ja mas .. one short.

grow in..' like ...a....... breeze. .
My... life ..from these pack...... beasts ... one over.

Miner's lady, stranger to blue water ... 10 .
Unzipped the tent flap, and staggered off to pee ... 11 - one over, and the stresses are in diferent places. Couldn't sing to OS.

Dark and dusty, painted on the sky .... 9
Then rabid llamas attacked me, don't know why .... 11 .. two over, and stress is off from the beginning::

DARK and DUS
then RAB id

Enough ragging. A little more attention to pacing and stress, and you'd have something good here.
May I humbly suggest TT's Guide To Perfect Parody Pacing? Only two pages, and a sure-fire method to *nail* every song you ever do.

http://www.geocities.com/tommythedancingturtle/Pacing_Page_1.html

Hope it helps, and keep working and growing. Good raw talent there, for sure. -- and I hope you take the above in the constructive spirit in which it was intended. Cheers! Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
9 Then rabid llamas attacked me, don't know why

11 .. two over, and strss off from the beginning:

DARK and DUS
then RAB id

Enough ragging. A little more attention to pacing and stress, and you'd have something good here.
May I humbly suggest TT's Guide To Perfect Parody Pacing? Only two pages, and a sure-fire method to *nail* every song you ever do.

http://www.geocities.com/tommythedancingturtle/Pacing_Page_1.html

Hope it helps, and keep working and growing. Good raw talent there, for sure. -- and I hope you take the above in the constructive spirit in which it was intended. Cheers!

You can dock me for duping part of the above analysis -- it was written in wordpad and pasted -- erroneously, obviously. Which is why I wish we had a preview pane for comments, as we do for parodies - so that one can see what the posted result will look like, and catch such errors before submitting.

Killing llamas? That's something you don't see on this site everyday. 555

A very allaming parody.. will they start wearing llama armour, I wonder ;-)

Incidentally, Dr Clozoff - you might enjoy this one (even if I did spell your name wrong):- http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/noelcoward1.shtml

Ha ha, nicely done, Phil! (Or should I say, Phillip McCrack?)

No, you shouldn't.

..."Philip" should only ever have one "l" ;-)