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Take one letter out of a song title to change it's meaning. The removal of the letter should still form a word, and the title should be humorous as a result.

For example: Steve Winwood's "Split Decision" would become "Spit Decision"

Thanks to Philip Eno for the inspiration on this one!

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Entries Beginning with B, Page 4

Entries starting with B are split into multiple pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

"Believe Me If All Those Endearing Young Harms," John McDermott originally "Believe Me If All Those Endearing Young Charms"
Liberty Anderson
"Believe Hat You Say," Ricky Nelson originally "Believe What You Say"
Candy Welty
"The Ell," First Aid Kit originally "The Bell"
Ell = archaic length unit, 45 inches
Laura Wilkins
"Bell Bottom Pant," Loudon Wainwright III originally "Bell Bottom Pants"
If one lets out a pant while wearing those pants?
Carolyn Morgenstern
"Bell Bottom Pans," Loudon Wainwright III originally "Bell Bottom Pants"
Candy Welty
"Bell Bottom Ants," Loudon Wainwright III originally "Bell Bottom Pants"
Candy Welty
"Bell Bottom Pats," Loudon Wainwright III originally "Bell Bottom Pants"
Candy Welty
"The Bell Hat Couldn't Jingle," Herb Alpert originally "The Bell That Couldn't Jingle"
Alyssa Jayne
"Bell," Al Green originally "Belle"
Candy Welty
"Elle," Al Green originally "Belle"
As in model Elle Macpherson, or Elle Magazine
Candy Welty
"Bell Buttons," Brian Regan originally "Belly Buttons"
Camilla Talking Bird
"Bell Of The Whale," Burning Sensations originally "Belly Of The Whale"
Ashley Nicole Hendershot-Wetherington
"Bet Of Orion," Belle Brigade originally "Belt Of Orion"
Christy Blanchard
"Be," Michael Jackson originally "Ben"
Freddy
"Be Carson," Brockhampton originally "Ben Carson"
Corinne Auterlehr
"Ben Arson," Brockhampton originally "Ben Carson"
Corinne Auterlehr
"End And Not Break," Dashboard Confessional originally "Bend And Not Break"
Valerie Cameron
"Bed and Not Break," Dashboard Confessional originally "Bend and Not Break"
Lizzie
"Bend and Not Beak," Dashboard Confessional originally "Bend and Not Break"
Lizzie
"End It," Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich originally "Bend It"
Angela
"Bed Me, Shape Me," American Breed originally "Bend Me, Shape Me"
Drew Scarymore
"End Me, Shape Me," American Breed originally "Bend Me, Shape Me"
Drew Scarymore
"Beneath The Sin," Memphis May Fire originally "Beneath The Skin"
Agnostimo
"Beneath The Ski," Memphis May Fire originally "Beneath The Skin"
Regina Olsen
"Beneath The Kin," Memphis May Fire originally "Beneath The Skin"
Regina Olsen
"Bet," Matchbox 20 originally "Bent"
Serafina
"Ben," Matchbox 20 originally "Bent"
Serafina
"Bet Cold Sidewalk," Tangerine Dream originally "Bent Cold Sidewalk"
Daisy Pappus
"Bent Old Sidewalk," Tangerine Dream originally "Bent Cold Sidewalk"
Daisy Pappus
"Bent Cod Sidewalk," Tangerine Dream originally "Bent Cold Sidewalk"
Whole thought of cod using sidewalk is kinda bent.
Wanda Ruppendown
"Bernadine," Pat Boone originally "Bernardine"
Variant spelling of the name
Candy Welty
"The Bet," Tina Turner originally "The Best"
Serafina
"Best Beat In Tow," Switch originally "Best Beat In Town"
Alyssa Jayne
"Best Eat In Town," Switch originally "Best Beat In Town"
Alyssa Jayne
"Best Bat In Town," Switch originally "Best Beat In Town"
Alyssa Jayne
"Best Bet In Town," Switch originally "Best Beat In Town"
Alyssa Jayne
"Best Bea In Town," Switch originally "Best Beat In Town"
Alyssa Jayne
"The Best Day Of My Lie," American Authors originally "The Best Day Of My Life"
LouAnn Watts
"Bet Day Of My Life," American Authors originally "Best Day Of My Life"
Ashley Nicole Hendershot-Wetherington
"The Best Disc In Town," Ritchie Family originally "The Best Disco In Town"
Connie Brady
"Best Fried," Brandy originally "Best Friend"
What some foods are if you don't mind the fat.
Cliff Adair
"Best Fiend," Brandy originally "Best Friend"
It's best to know your enemies.
George Straitjacket
"Bet I Ever Had," Drake originally "Best I Ever Had"
Hilary Nevis
"The Bet Is Yet To Come," Frank Sinatra originally "The Best Is Yet To Come"
Serafina
"The Best Ma In The World," Ann Wilson originally "The Best Man In The World"
Lydia Helton
"The Best Man In The Word," Ann Wilson originally "The Best Man In The World"
Lydia Helton
"Bet Mistake," Ariana Grande originally "Best Mistake"
Someone bet on wrong horse, team, or whatever?
Duncan Moore
"Best Of Both Words," Hannah Montana originally "Best Of Both Worlds"
Yvette Bristle
"Bet Of Both Worlds," Hannah Montana originally "Best Of Both Worlds"
Shelley Potts
"Bet Of Intentions," Travis Tritt originally "Best Of Intentions"
Alyssa Jayne
"Bet Of Intentions," Travis Tritt originally "Best Of Intentions"
Whatever you want to call me
"The Bet Of Me," Starting Line originally "The Best Of Me"
Alyssa Jayne
"The Best Par," Blues Traveler originally "The Best Part"
Like the best par in a golf game.
Peter
"The Bet Part," Blues Traveler originally "The Best Part"
Alyssa Jayne
"The Best Pat," Blues Traveler originally "The Best Part"
Alyssa Jayne
"Best Son Ever," One Direction originally "Best Song Ever"
Candy Welty
"The Best Thing (That Ever Happened)," We Are The In Crowd originally "The Best Thing (That Never Happened)"
Sylvia Curruca
"Bet Years," Whitesnake originally "Best Years"
Yvette Bristle
"Best Ears," Whitesnake originally "Best Years"
Yvette Bristle
"Be On It," Zac Efron originally "Bet On It"
Carmen Nunki
"Bet," Kiss originally "Beth"
Serafina
"Better Be Goo To Me," Tina Turner originally "Better Be Good To Me"
Olga Ruiz
"Bette Be Good To Me," Tina Turner originally "Better Be Good To Me"
Tina Turner sings to Bette Midler?
George Straitjacket
"Better Be God To Me," Tina Turner originally "Better Be Good To Me"
Olga Ruiz
"Bette Be Home Soon," Crowded House originally "Better Be Home Soon"
Ode to Bette Midler, perhaps?
Regina Olsen
"Better Be Home Son," Crowded House originally "Better Be Home Soon"
Carmen Nunki
"Better Bet Forgotten," Steps originally "Better Best Forgotten"
Sylvia Curruca
"Better By The Pond," Funkadelic originally "Better By The Pound"
Joanna Hawthorne
"Bette By The Pound," Funkadelic originally "Better By The Pound"
Bette Midler's not that fat!
Peter
"A Better Lass Of Losers," Randy Travis originally "A Better Class Of Losers"
Sabrina Flowe
"Better Get A Layer," The Cruel Sea originally "Better Get A Lawyer"
Yvette Bristle
"Bette In Stereo," Dove Cameron originally "Better In Stereo"
Regina Olsen
"Bette In Time," Leona Lewis originally "Better In Time"
it means: you'll see Ms. Davis in time
Ed
"Better In Tie," Leona Lewis originally "Better In Time"
As in telling a guy he looks better in a tie
Serafina
"Bette Tell Him No," The Starlets originally "Better Tell Him No"
Boy George Michael Payton Place Matt Lauer
"Better Tan Me," Hinder originally "Better Than Me"
Regina
"Better Tan You Left Me," Mickey Guyton originally "Better Than You Left Me"
Regina Olsen
"Better Than You Let Me," Mickey Guyton originally "Better Than You Left Me"
Regina Olsen
"Betty In Bermuda," The Dovells originally "Betty In Bermudas"
Note: This is NOT a singularization
Candy Welty
"Betty Lou Got A New Pair Of Hoes," Bobby Freeman originally "Betty Lou Got A New Pair Of Shoes"
Yvette Bristle
"Betty Lou Got A New Pair Of Hoes," Bobby Freeman originally "Betty Lou Got A New Pair Of Shoes"
Candy Welty
"Betty's Got A Bass Bat," Pam Tillis originally "Betty's Got A Bass Boat"
A fish-nocturnal flying mammal hybrid? Weird!
Edward
"Betty's Got A Bass Boa," Pam Tillis originally "Betty's Got A Bass Boat"
Hmmmm... A fish / snake hybrid??
Sabrina Flowe
"Betty, Don't Use Hat Gun," Eddie From Ohio originally "Betty, Don't Use That Gun"
Christina Caraway
"Between Her Goodbye And My Hell," Gladys Knight & The Pips originally "Between Her Goodbye And My Hello"
Candy Welty
"The Bile Tells Me So," Don Cornell originally "The Bible Tells Me So"
Kristin Hadley's Boyfriend
"Bicycle Ace," Queen originally "Bicycle Race"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Big Ad Love," Alanis Morissette originally "Big Bad Love"
Candy Welty
"Big Big Word," Johnny Burnette originally "Big Big World"
Candy Welty
"Big Boss Ma," Elvis Presley originally "Big Boss Man"
Mothers are many times the boss.
Peter
"Bi Boy Toys," Aaron Tippin originally "Big Boy Toys"
Jessica Childress
"Big Bother," Stevie Wonder originally "Big Brother"
Candy Welty
"Big Brown Ear," Kashmir originally "Big Brown Bear"
Candy Welty
"Big Brown Bar," Kashmir originally "Big Brown Bear"
Candy Welty
"The Big Rash," Eddie Money originally "The Big Crash"
Yvonne Sindri
"Big Do," Lyle Lovett originally "Big Dog"
As in a Hairdo
Alyssa Jayne
"The Big Drat," The Four Preps originally "The Big Draft"
Regina Olsen
"The Bi Draft," The Four Preps originally "The Big Draft"
Regina Olsen
"The Big Raft," The Four Preps originally "The Big Draft"
Yvette Bristle
"The Big Daft," The Four Preps originally "The Big Draft"
Regina Olsen

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