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Change one letter out of a song title to change it's meaning. The addition of the letter should still form a word, and the title should be humorous as a result.

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Entries Beginning with B, Page 12

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"Dell Bottom Blues," Eric Clapton originally "Bell Bottom Blues"
Like when Dell's customer service line is slow.
Dobbs
"Ball Bottom Blues," Bobby Whitlock originally "Bell Bottom Blues"
Yvette Bristle
"Bull Bottom Blues," Eric Clapton originally "Bell Bottom Blues"
Clint Westwood
"Bell Bottom Clues," Bobby Whitlock originally "Bell Bottom Blues"
Yvette Bristle
"Hell Bottom Blues," Eric Clapton originally "Bell Bottom Blues"
Ed
"Bell Bottom Glues," Bobby Whitlock originally "Bell Bottom Blues"
Yvette Bristle
"Bill Bottom Blues," Eric Clapton originally "Bell Bottom Blues"
Eric is broke!
Clint Westwood
"Bull Bottom Blues," Bobby Whitlock originally "Bell Bottom Blues"
Yvette Bristle
"Ball Bottom Blues," Eric Clapton originally "Bell Bottom Blues"
Clint Westwood
"Belt Bottom Blues," Bobby Whitlock originally "Bell Bottom Blues"
Yvette Bristle
"Bell Bottom Parts," Loudon Wainwright III originally "Bell Bottom Pants"
Duncan Moore
"Bell Bottom Punts," Loudon Wainwright III originally "Bell Bottom Pants"
By football players wearing bell bottom pants
Penny Nichols
"Ball Bottom Pants," Loudon Wainwright III originally "Bell Bottom Pants"
Candy Welty
"Belt Bottom Pants," Loudon Wainwright III originally "Bell Bottom Pants"
Strange -- usually belt is at top of pants!
Naomi Swanson
"Belt Bottom Pants," Loudon Wainwright III originally "Bell Bottom Pants"
Candy Welty
"Bell Bottom Pints," Loudon Wainwright III originally "Bell Bottom Pants"
Beer in strange shaped cans?
Penny Nichols
"Bell Bottom Rants," Loudon Wainwright III originally "Bell Bottom Pants"
Candy Welty
"Bell Bottom Panes," Loudon Wainwright III originally "Bell Bottom Pants"
For some strange shaped windows!
Penny Nichols
"Bull Bottom Pants," Loudon Wainwright III originally "Bell Bottom Pants"
Penny Nichols
"The Bell That Wouldn't Jingle," Herb Alpert originally "The Bell That Couldn't Jingle"
Melissa
"The Well That Couldn't Jingle," Herb Alpert originally "The Bell That Couldn't Jingle"
Alyssa Jayne
"The Bell That Couldn't Jiggle," Herb Alpert originally "The Bell That Couldn't Jingle"
Mark Chestnut Roasting On A Open Fire
"The Bell That Couldn't Jiggle," Herb Alpert originally "The Bell That Couldn't Jingle"
Kris Kringle Aguilera
"The Ball That Couldn't Jingle," Herb Alpert originally "The Bell That Couldn't Jingle"
Mary Ann Brite
"The Bill That Couldn't Jingle," Herb Alpert originally "The Bell That Couldn't Jingle"
Alyssa Jayne
"The Belt That Couldn't Jingle," Herb Alpert originally "The Bell That Couldn't Jingle"
Mary Ann Brite
"The Boll That Couldn't Jingle," Herb Alpert originally "The Bell That Couldn't Jingle"
As in a cotton boll
Kris Kringle Aguilera
"The Bell That Couldn't Mingle," Herb Alpert originally "The Bell That Couldn't Jingle"
Mary Ann Brite
"The Bull That Couldn't Jingle," Herb Alpert originally "The Bell That Couldn't Jingle"
Alyssa Jayne
"The Bell That Couldn't Tingle," Herb Alpert originally "The Bell That Couldn't Jingle"
Mary Ann Brite
"Thy Bell That Couldn't Jingle," Herb Alpert originally "The Bell That Couldn't Jingle"
Kris Kringle Aguilera
"The Bell That Wouldn't Jingle," Herb Alpert originally "The Bell That Couldn't Jingle"
Mary Ann Brite
"Belie," Al Green originally "Belle"
Candy Welty
"The Belly Of St. Mark," Sheila E. originally "The Belle Of St. Mark"
Transparent Mermaid
"The Belle Of St. Mack," Sheila E. originally "The Belle Of St. Mark"
If there is a St. Mack
Regina Olsen
"Bully Of The Whale," Burning Sensations originally "Belly Of The Whale"
nally
"Bells Of The Whale," Burning Sensations originally "Belly Of The Whale"
Tiffany
"Den," Michael Jackson originally "Ben"
Alina
"Hen," Michael Jackson originally "Ben"
Serafina
"Bin," Michael Jackson originally "Ben"
Frank
"Ten," Michael Jackson originally "Ben"
Serafina
"Bev," Michael Jackson originally "Ben"
Yet another change in gender! (short for Beverly)
Peter
"Bee," Michael Jackson originally "Ben"
Serafina
"Ban," Michael Jackson originally "Ben"
What did MJ want us to ban?
Peter
"Jen," Michael Jackson originally "Ben"
Another gender change by altering a letter.
Serafina
"Bun," Michael Jackson originally "Ben"
Cassandra
"Bet," Michael Jackson originally "Ben"
Serafina
"Ren," Michael Jackson originally "Ben"
Stimpy's partner, of course.
Eric J.
"Men," Michael Jackson originally "Ben"
Serafina
"Bea," Michael Jackson originally "Ben"
Changing the end letter alters the gender.
Frank
"Beg," Michael Jackson originally "Ben"
Serafina
"Ken," Michael Jackson originally "Ben"
A different man's name.
Serafina
"Bed," Michael Jackson originally "Ben"
Serafina
"Pen," Michael Jackson originally "Ben"
Serafina
"Ben Larson," Brockhampton originally "Ben Carson"
Jessica Childress
"Bea Carson," Brockhampton originally "Ben Carson"
Jessica Childress
"Bev Carson," Brockhampton originally "Ben Carson"
Jessica Childress
"Ben's Gong," Sarah McLachlan originally "Ben's Song"
Yvette Bristle
"Jen's Song," Sarah McLachlan originally "Ben's Song"
Yvette Bristle
"Bee's Song," Sarah McLachlan originally "Ben's Song"
Yvette Bristle
"Len's Song," Sarah McLachlan originally "Ben's Song"
Yvette Bristle
"Ben's Bong," Sarah McLachlan originally "Ben's Song"
Yvette Bristle
"Ben's Long," Sarah McLachlan originally "Ben's Song"
Yvette Bristle
"Men's Song," Sarah McLachlan originally "Ben's Song"
Yvette Bristle
"Hen's Song," Sarah McLachlan originally "Ben's Song"
Yvette Bristle
"Bev's Song," Sarah McLachlan originally "Ben's Song"
Yvette Bristle
"Ben's Tong," Sarah McLachlan originally "Ben's Song"
Yvette Bristle
"Ken's Song," Sarah McLachlan originally "Ben's Song"
Yvette Bristle
"Bind and Not Break," Dashboard Confessional originally "Bend and Not Break"
Lizzie
"Bend And Now Break," Dashboard Confessional originally "Bend And Not Break"
Valerie Cameron
"Band and Not Break," Dashboard Confessional originally "Bend and Not Break"
Lizzie
"Rend And Not Break," Dashboard Confessional originally "Bend And Not Break"
An oxymoron?
Valerie Cameron
"Mend and Not Break," Dashboard Confessional originally "Bend and Not Break"
Lizzie
"Lend And Not Break," Dashboard Confessional originally "Bend And Not Break"
Valerie Cameron
"Tend and Not Break," Dashboard Confessional originally "Bend and Not Break"
Lizzie
"Send And Not Break," Dashboard Confessional originally "Bend And Not Break"
Valerie Cameron
"Bond and Not Break," Dashboard Confessional originally "Bend and Not Break"
Lizzie
"Wend And Not Break," Dashboard Confessional originally "Bend And Not Break"
Valerie Cameron
"Fend and Not Break," Dashboard Confessional originally "Bend and Not Break"
Lizzie
"Bond Me, Shape Me," American Breed originally "Bend Me, Shape Me"
Drew Scarymore
"Band Me, Shape Me," American Breed originally "Bend Me, Shape Me"
Drew Scarymore
"Bend Me, Shave Me," American Breed originally "Bend Me, Shape Me"
Wendy Torrance
"Bind Me, Shape Me," American Breed originally "Bend Me, Shape Me"
Drew Scarymore
"Bend Me, Shame Me," American Breed originally "Bend Me, Shape Me"
Natalie Snortman
"Bend Me, Share Me," American Breed originally "Bend Me, Shape Me"
Candace Mercer
"Bend Me, Shake Me," American Breed originally "Bend Me, Shape Me"
Candace Mercer
"The Beads," Radiohead originally "The Bends"
Jessica Childress
"Beneath Thy Skin," Memphis May Fire originally "Beneath The Skin"
Regina Olsen
"Beneath The Skit," Memphis May Fire originally "Beneath The Skin"
Regina Olsen
"Beneath The Spin," Memphis May Fire originally "Beneath The Skin"
Regina Olsen
"Beneath The Skip," Memphis May Fire originally "Beneath The Skin"
Regina Olsen
"Beneath The Shin," Memphis May Fire originally "Beneath The Skin"
Regina Olsen
"Beanie And The Jets," Elton John originally "Bennie And The Jets"
Grace
"Bernie And The Jets," Elton John originally "Bennie And The Jets"
Joe Siebert
"Bonnie And The Jets," Elton John originally "Bennie And The Jets"
Naomi Swanson
"Bennie And The Pets," Elton John originally "Bennie And The Jets"
Bridget Andrews
"Bennie And The Nets," Elton John originally "Bennie And The Jets"
Song about Bennie's favorite sports team?
Erika Clarkson
"Bennie And The Vets," Elton John originally "Bennie And The Jets"
Erika Clarkson
"Bennie And The Mets," Elton John originally "Bennie And The Jets"
Song about Bennie's favorite sports team?
Erika Clarkson
"Bennie And The Bets," Elton John originally "Bennie And The Jets"
Bennie is a bookie, perhaps?
Erika Clarkson

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