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1950s
Miss Toni Fisher's, "The Big Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting to hear footsteps that sern, love will appear and dis time to spay.
Original Lyrics:
Waiting to hear footsteps that say, love will appear and this time to stay.
 
1960s
Donovan's, "The Fat Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fly tarantula airways, get you there on time
Original Lyrics:
Fly Translove Airways, get you there on time.
 
1970s
Aretha Franklin's, "Spanish Harlem"
Misheard Lyrics:
It only doesn't
Original Lyrics:
It only comes up
Barry White's, "You're the First, the Last, My Everything"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goose egg
Original Lyrics:
Could bring
Bill Withers', "Lean on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just might have your father
or
I just might have your brother
Original Lyrics:
I just might have a problem
Curtis Mayfield's, "Superfly"
Misheard Lyrics:
The man of the tower
Has hair of great power
(later)
This captain slug
or
This captain slump
Had a lot, was a dump
Original Lyrics:
The man of the hour
Has an air of great power
(later)
This cat of the slum
Had a mind, wasn't dumb
Misheard Lyrics:
Grape-Nuts
Original Lyrics:
Layla
Donna Summer's, "I Feel Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Iron lung
Original Lyrics:
I feel love
Leo Sayer's, "When I Need You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And oh that I so wanna kiss you
Original Lyrics:
And all that I so wanna give you
Player's, "This Time I'm In It for Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Predict a summer day
Original Lyrics:
Predict a sunny day
Spinners', "The Rubberband Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get down, mother
or
Goddamn mother
Original Lyrics:
Get down, rubber
 
1980s
Dead or Alive's, "That's the Way (I Like It)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gasoline
Original Lyrics:
That's the way
Elvis Costello's, "Veronica"
Misheard Lyrics:
And they call her gay
Original Lyrics:
And they call her a name
Foreigner's, "I Want to Know What Love Is"
Misheard Lyrics:
In my life, there's been horrible pain
Original Lyrics:
In my life, there's been heartache and pain
Gloria Estefan's, "Don't Wanna Lose You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want an Isuzu now
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna lose you now
John Lennon's, "Borrowed Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was in London
Original Lyrics:
When I was younger
Living in a Box's, "Blow the House Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
All alone in the clouds
Original Lyrics:
All alone in the crowd
New Model Army's, "Vagabonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Moving in a river of rain
Original Lyrics:
Moving in a river of red
New Order's, "Round and Round"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's driving me wow
Original Lyrics:
And it's driving me wild
Peter Cetera's, "Glory of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want an Isuzu
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna lose you
Thomas Dolby's, "She Blinded Me with Science"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cyborg!
Original Lyrics:
Science!
Wang Chung's, "Everybody Have Fun Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody have fart
Original Lyrics:
Everybody have fun
ZZ Top's, "Sharp Dressed Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Isuzu
Original Lyrics:
New shoes
 
1990s
49ers', "Touch Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I'm bigger now
Original Lyrics:
Well, I'm a big girl now
Ace Of Base's, "Always Have, Always Will"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause it's all part of the misery
Original Lyrics:
'Cause it's all part of the mystery
Amy Grant's, "Every Heartbeat"
Misheard Lyrics:
L.A.'s hot here and longs to you
Original Lyrics:
Every heartbeat belongs to you
Bananarama's, "Preacherman"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like a mattress
Original Lyrics:
It's like a magic
Boyz II Men's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was wrong
or
I was robbed
Original Lyrics:
I was young
CeCe Peniston's, "Finally"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buttery
Original Lyrics:
Finally
Disney's 'The Lion King''s, "Circle Of Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
NAAAA SAVANAHHHHHH THEE MIGHTYYY CHIHUAHUAAAAAA
Original Lyrics:
Nants ingonyama bagithi baba.
Duran Duran's, "Electric Barbarella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Christmas of my dreams
Original Lyrics:
Princess of my dreams
Gob's, "I Hear You Calling"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s some kind of hint a look on your face,
But your writing ‘bout it’s something I just can’t do now
Original Lyrics:
It’s so charming to look on your face but your eyes
Inviting something I just can't do now
Soho's, "Hippy Chick"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got no flowers for Madonna
Original Lyrics:
Got no flowers for your gun
Soul for Real's, "Candy Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you ever known someone
or
Have you ever known the one
So much you thought you'd lie?
(later)
All that I need in mind
or
All that I need in mine
Original Lyrics:
Have you ever loved someone
So much you thought you'd die?
(later)
All that I need in life
Spice Girls', "Say You'll Be There"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say you will be gay
Original Lyrics:
Say you will be there
Sting's, "Fields of Gold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go beyond the fields of gold
Original Lyrics:
As we walk the fields of gold
Sting's, "If I Ever Lose My Faith in You"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I have the blues and faith for you
Original Lyrics:
If I ever lose my faith in you
TLC's, "Red Light Special"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a good book by it
Original Lyrics:
Take a good look at it
 
2000s
Craig David's, "7 Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did she look out? No
Original Lyrics:
Did she decline? No
Lemon Demon's, "The Ultimate Showdown (Of Ultimate Destiny)"
Misheard Lyrics:
When Eric Cartman came out of the blue
Original Lyrics:
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
Linkin Park's, "One Step Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ate a little root today.
Original Lyrics:
I need a little room to breathe.
Melanie C's, "I Turn to You"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're inside out
Original Lyrics:
When you're upside down
Plain White T's', "Hey There Delilah"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heyday Madonna
or
Hey there Madonna
or
Lady Madonna
Original Lyrics:
Hey there Delilah
Rihanna's, "Don't Stop the Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Weezer's got the music
Original Lyrics:
Please don't stop the music
Sean Paul's, "Temperature"
Misheard Lyrics:
I gotta let her take a bow
Original Lyrics:
I got the right temperature
 
2010s
Uncle Kracker's, "Smile"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me snot
Original Lyrics:
You make me smile
 
country
Keith Urban's, "You're My Better Half"
Misheard Lyrics:
It makes me bully
or
It makes the police
Original Lyrics:
It makes me believe
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
You must be frozen, right?
Original Lyrics:
You must be joking, right?
 
misc
Charles Trenet's, "La Mer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Avec les hommes si purs
Original Lyrics:
Avec les anges si purs
Traditional's, "Rain, Rain Go Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yay, yay, go away
Original Lyrics:
Rain, rain, go away

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