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1960s
The Skip-Jacks', "Cousins (Theme from the Patty Duke Show)"
Misheard Lyrics:
So sensible to barf in there
Original Lyrics:
From Zanzibar to Barclays Square
The Supremes', "I Hear a Symphony"
Misheard Lyrics:
A feeling so defined
Original Lyrics:
A feeling so divine
 
1970s
ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you change your mind, on the first day of life
Original Lyrics:
If you change your mind, I'm the first in line
Bread's, "Everything I Own"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I would give pennies I owe
Original Lyrics:
And I would give anything I own
John Prine's, "Sam Stone"
Misheard Lyrics:
There’s a hole in Daddy’s heart where all the money goes
Original Lyrics:
There’s a hole in Daddy’s arm where all the money goes
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
Without Maggie
Original Lyrics:
Wake up, Maggie
Schoolhouse Rock's, "Conjunction Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up words and phrases and closets
Original Lyrics:
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up words and phrases and clauses
 
1980s
ABBA's, "Super Trouper"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I do is eat and sleep and s***
Original Lyrics:
All I do is eat and sleep and sing
ABBA's, "Super Trouper"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's gonna be so different
When I wanna stash you in my arms
Original Lyrics:
And it's gonna be so different
When I'm on the stage tonight
ABBA's, "Super Trouper"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when you shake me in your arms and hold me tight
I know it's gonna mean so much to the light
Original Lyrics:
And when you take me in your arms and hold me tight
I know it's gonna mean so much tonight
ABBA's, "Super Trouper"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when you shake me in your arms and hold me tight
I know it's gonna mean so much to the night
Original Lyrics:
And when you take me in your arms and hold me tight
I know it's gonna mean so much tonight
ABBA's, "Super Trouper"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I won't feel blue, like I always do
'Cause somewhere in the crowd there's Sue
Original Lyrics:
But I won't feel blue, like I always do
'Cause somewhere in the crowd there's you
ABBA's, "Super Trouper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Facing twenty thousand love affairs
Original Lyrics:
Facing twenty thousand of your friends
ABBA's, "Super Trouper"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was sick and tired of being thin
Original Lyrics:
I was sick and tired of everything
ABBA's, "Super Trouper"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was sick and tired of wedding rings
Original Lyrics:
I was sick and tired of everything
ABBA's, "Super Trouper"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was sick and tired of wedding rings,
When I called you last night from Law-School
Original Lyrics:
I was sick and tired of everything,
When I called you last night from Glasgow
ABBA's, "Super Trouper"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would set the toilet paper free!
Original Lyrics:
I was sick and tired of everything
ABBA's, "Super Trouper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Juniper Juniper
Original Lyrics:
Sup-p-per Troup-p-per
ABBA's, "Super Trouper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somewhere in the crowded zoo
Original Lyrics:
Somewhere in the crowd there's you
ABBA's, "Super Trouper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Super Duper, beat you gonna behind please
Original Lyrics:
Super trouper, beams are gonna blind me
ABBA's, "Super Trouper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Super Trouper, beans are gonna blind me
Original Lyrics:
Super Trouper, beams are gonna blind me
ABBA's, "Super Trouper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Super trooper beans are gonna find me.
Original Lyrics:
Super trouper beams are gonna find me.
ABBA's, "Super Trouper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Super trooper, beans are gonna blind me
But I won't be blue, like I always do
'Cause somewhere in the cloud there's you
Original Lyrics:
Super trouper, beams are gonna blind me
But I won't be blue, like I always do
'Cause somewhere in the crowd there's you
ABBA's, "Super Trouper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Super trouper pizza gonna fly me
Original Lyrics:
Super trouper beams are gonna blind me
ABBA's, "Super Trouper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Super trouper think they gonna find me.
Original Lyrics:
Super trouper beams are gonna blind me.
ABBA's, "Super Trouper"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's someone in a cardboard shoe
Original Lyrics:
'Cause somewhere in the crowd there's you
ABBA's, "Super Trouper"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I called you last night from Padstow
Original Lyrics:
When I called you last night from Glasgow
ABBA's, "Super Trouper"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I called you last night from Transco
Original Lyrics:
When I called you last night from Glasgow
ABBA's, "Super Trouper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Zooper Dooper, beat you gonna behind please
Original Lyrics:
Super trouper, beams are gonna blind me
B.J. Thomas and Jennifer Warnes', "As Long as We Got Each Other (Growing Pains theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bastard is ready to begin
Original Lyrics:
The best is ready to begin
Greg Kihn Band's, "The Breakup Song (They Don't Write 'em)"
Misheard Lyrics:
They don't ride my car anymore
Original Lyrics:
They don't write 'em like that anymore
Metallica's, "Battery"
Misheard Lyrics:
We gon' rip the dawn away
Original Lyrics:
Weak are ripped and torn away
Nena's, "99 Luftballons"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even big for having fun
Original Lyrics:
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
REO Speedwagon's, "Can't Fight This Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, I can't eat this spinach anymore
Original Lyrics:
Baby, I can't fight this feeling anymore
The Waitresses', "I Know What Boys Like"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go slide
or
Go slime
Original Lyrics:
Boys like
 
1990s
Death's, "Trapped in a Corner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make that two, your mind and appear
What you will function of the dreams you destroy
Original Lyrics:
Fake down to your mind and appearance
You will fall short of the dreams to destroy
Extreme's, "More Than Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more words
Original Lyrics:
More than words
Soundgarden's, "Spoonman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel the river with your hands
Original Lyrics:
Feel the rhythm with your hands
Spice Girls', "Wannabe"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you wanna be at Ramada
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna be my lover
The Black Crowes', "Jealous Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I feel like dirty laundry
City Slickers all down the line
Original Lyrics:
Well, I feel like dirty laundry
Sendin’ sickness all down the line
Vengaboys', "We Like to Party"
Misheard Lyrics:
We like Chipotle
Original Lyrics:
We like to party
Ziggy Marley's, "Believe in Yourself (Arthur theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bullying yourself
Original Lyrics:
Believe in yourself
 
2000s
Destiny's Child's, "Independent Women, Pt. 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
By golly
or
My golly
or
Good golly
Original Lyrics:
I bought it
Gym Class Heroes', "Cupid's Chokehold"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know it sounds slo mo
Original Lyrics:
And I know it sounds so old
My Chemical Romance's, "Thank You for the Venom"
Misheard Lyrics:
If this is what you want, then, fine! I will!
Original Lyrics:
If this is what you want, then fire at will
The Ataris', "The Boys of Summer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw a Jack Black sticker on a Cadillac
Original Lyrics:
I saw a Black Flag sticker on a Cadillac
Vanessa Carlton's, "Pretty Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have seven smiles for you
Original Lyrics:
I have been saving smiles for you
 
2010s
BTS's, "DNA "
Misheard Lyrics:
Put your ass on me
Original Lyrics:
Ujuui seomni
Ellie Goulding's, "Burn"
Misheard Lyrics:
We gonna let it bun, bun, bun, bun
Original Lyrics:
We gonna let it burn, burn, burn, burn
 
misc
Commercial's, "Walmart (Wipe)"
Misheard Lyrics:
White, white
Original Lyrics:
Wipe, wipe

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