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1960s
Bobby Fuller Four's, "I Fought the Law"
Misheard Lyrics:
I brought my mom and my mom won
Original Lyrics:
I fought the law and the law won
The Archies', "Sugar, Sugar"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are offended, girl
Original Lyrics:
You are my candy girl
 
1970s
Boney M's, "Rasputin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ra ra Rasputin lover of the Russian queer
Original Lyrics:
Ra-Ra-Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen
Cat Stevens', "Oh, Very Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh very young, what will you be leaving this time?
You're only dancing on dessert for a short while.
Original Lyrics:
Oh very young
What will you leave us this time?
You're only dancin' on this earth for a short while.
Don McLean's, "American Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Them good ole boys were drinkin' whisky and dry...
Original Lyrics:
And good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Donna Summer's, "I Feel Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a freak, what a freak, what a freak
Original Lyrics:
Running free, running free, running free
Electric Light Orchestra's, "Evil Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ha, ha, woman, it's a cryin' shame
But you ain't got nobody else to blame

Medieval woman
Medieval woman
Medieval woman
Medieval woman
Original Lyrics:
Ha, ha, woman, it's a cryin' shame
But you ain't got nobody else to blame

Evil woman
Evil woman
Evil woman
Evil woman
Led Zeppelin's, "Over the Hills and Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe more than you know
Original Lyrics:
Maybe more than enough
Nicolette Larson's, "Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s gonna take Lyle Lovett
Original Lyrics:
It’s gonna take a lotta love
Rickie Lee Jones', "Chuck E’s in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Toughie’s in love
Original Lyrics:
Chuck E’s in Love
Stevie Wonder's, "Sir Duke"
Misheard Lyrics:
For there's Basic Miller, such a mole
And the king you wanna seduce
And with a voice like Elvis ringing out
There's no way the band could lose
Puking feelings all over
Puking feelings all over people
Original Lyrics:
For there's Basie, Miller, Satchmo
And the king of all, Sir Duke
And with a voice like Ella's ringing out
There's no way the band could lose
You can feel it all over
You can feel it all over people
Van Halen's, "Ain’t Talkin’ ‘bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard the Moog baby
Original Lyrics:
I heard the news baby
 
1980s
Dead or Alive's, "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want sideways bums
Original Lyrics:
I want some, want some
Debbie Gibson's, "Electric Youth"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ex gen-er-etion
Original Lyrics:
Next Generation
Dionne and Friends', "That's What Friends Are For"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep smelling
Original Lyrics:
Keep smiling
Fastway's, "Easy Livin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you know, you know I can't spell
Original Lyrics:
And you know, you know what that spells
Guns n’ Roses', "Paradise City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to the paralyzed city
Original Lyrics:
Take me down to the Paradise City
Janet Jackson's, "Miss You Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it makes my body hop
Original Lyrics:
And it makes my body hot
Joan Jett's, "I Love Rock 'N' Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
So put another dime in the toolbox, baby
or
So put it another time in the toolbox, baby
Original Lyrics:
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder's, "Ebony and Ivory"
Misheard Lyrics:
A&P, ING
Original Lyrics:
Ebony, ivory
Simple Minds', "Don't You (Forget About Me)"
Misheard Lyrics:
No, no, no, no
Original Lyrics:
Don't, don't, don't, don't
The B-52's', "Love Shack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love Shat! Baby, Love Shat!
Original Lyrics:
Love Shack! Baby, Love Shack!
The Bangles', "Walk Like an Egyptian"
Misheard Lyrics:
World's like an eviction
Original Lyrics:
Walk like an Egyptian
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I bless the rains down in America
I bless the rains down in America
Original Lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa
Wham!'s, "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
My feets fermented down in the sand.
Original Lyrics:
My beats per minute will never be the same.
Wham!'s, "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my baby, I'm you're fool.
Original Lyrics:
You're my lady, I'm your fool.
Whitney Houston's, "Saving All My Love for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And made me your bed
Original Lyrics:
And they need you there
 
1990s
Alice in Chains', "Man in the Box"
Misheard Lyrics:
Berries in my ship
Original Lyrics:
Buried in my s***
Brand New Heavies', "Midnight at the Oasis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, captivate our friend
Original Lyrics:
Come on, Cactus is our friend
Bush's, "Everything Zen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Should I fly to Australia
Original Lyrics:
Should I fly to Los Angeles
Commercial's, "Disney's One Too"
Misheard Lyrics:
Want to?
Original Lyrics:
One Too
Janet Jackson's, "Escapade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me take you for some Special K
Original Lyrics:
Let me take you on an escapade
Oasis', "Live Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lately, did you ever feel the pain
In the morning rain
As it assaults you to the bone?
Original Lyrics:
Lately, did you ever feel the pain
In the morning rain
As it soaks you to the bone?
R.E.M.'s, "The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me Tom Baker
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
R.E.M.'s, "The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only Tom Baker
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Under the Bridge"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I feel like I don't have a problem
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner
Misheard Lyrics:
Beneath the naked Riley
Original Lyrics:
Beneath the milky twilight
U2's, "All I Want Is You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You stink, you won
Original Lyrics:
You say you want
 
2000s
Dido's, "Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
My tears gone cold
I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all.
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold
I’m wondering why I got out of bed at all.
Kelly Clarkson's, "Breakaway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out of the darkness and into the sky
or
Out of the darkness and into the stars
Original Lyrics:
Out of the darkness and into the sun
Nelly's, "Country Grammar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pass the TV Guide
Original Lyrics:
Pass it to me now
Outkast's, "Hey Ya!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alfredo, alfredo, alfredo, alfredo, alfredo alfredo, alfredo, alfredo, alfredo, alfredo alfredo, alfredo, alfredo, alfredo
Original Lyrics:
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright Alright, alright, alright, alright
Rihanna's, "Unfaithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see him dining
Original Lyrics:
I can see him dying
The Backyardigans', "The Rules"
Misheard Lyrics:
You must eat Snickers now
Original Lyrics:
You must be sneaky now
 
2010s
Adele's, "Rolling in the Deep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dizzy carnivore
Original Lyrics:
Tears are going to fall
Fun.'s, "Some Nights"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you're trying to forgive
Original Lyrics:
I know you're trying to forget
Lil Nas X's, "Star Walkin’"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don’t ever say you’re sober for free
Original Lyrics:
Don't ever say it's over if I'm breathin'
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish it wasn’t so damn hard to meet you
Original Lyrics:
I wish it wasn't so damn hard to leave you
 
christian
Mormon Tabernacle Choir's, "All We Like Sheep"
Misheard Lyrics:
A wee blind sheep have gone astray
Original Lyrics:
All we like sheep have gone astray
 
misc
Carl Orff's, "O Fortuna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Summer Lychees
Original Lyrics:
Semper Crecis

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