Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for February 14, 2023

At the aisle of a store

So high that I could almost see you turn a tear

Far, far, far

Doing it one way

She got electric boobs
And no hair soon

Just one singing cheer

Then we can come

Doo duh Balloo duh

I ate my bones
And my curtain calls

Oota falootar 'cause we are the champions

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fart'n to the end

And the weak shall empower the earth

Won’t you forbid me, girl

You always knew me very well

Takin’ it to this week

CSI is painless

Marmots come out of the sky and just stand there

Welcome to the wrong place.

When I’m Big Bird
Cry in the life into hell, but no one else

There must be some McDonald’s sandwich

Because your chimps are what I miss

I need you alive

I don’t have to listen to you one more a talk!

You got the kind of mind that does everything

You’ve got a lotta nerve to call on the queen!

The Mormon, you are one

I was hoppin' mad, I was hoppin' mean
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I've seen all of opera and I'm not impressed at all
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And there the sharp window outers to me just looked the same
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'Cause at this moment in time there's nothing sudden
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Ooooh, see it's a funny thing when it falls upon you
But I know as much as the day I was born and
Though that was the last time my a**e will stay and
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And when you're knocked on your back an' you loves a butt
And when you're done on the bottom there's nothing else
But to shart to the top

She's been working out

I’m fun crazy

Now I’m dying to forget you

I’m gonna take my clothes off to you

How would you like it if I came over with mike Vick 🤣🤣

Gimme fuel gimme fire
Gimme double charizard

Dance on my balls
Cat f***ing a handbag
Yours only yours
I wanna sleep with Winston
It's no lie
Lisa in the crowd said:
"Look! Harry had a vagina malfunction."

But you can’t escape my dog

As bunnies hump.

I'm digging on this ice-cream
This metaphysic's sheet is pope
And if all this can make me mope
You know I'm just as high

In the memory you'll find me, ass burning up

Now you've got me cognac

You know my kids know why

There's an endless touring

Butterfly biscuits

I took another Shirley Temple, they're incredible, love!

I've switched to ginger, different beers, and now I'm back on rum

I wanna stay a whore

Omicron is coming to town

Curly head dolls that toddle and poo

He'll seize you when you're sleeping

The kids in girl and boy land
Will have, would you believe?
They're going to build a toilet town
All around the Christmas tree

You need a big fat man with the wrong light beer