Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for December 29, 2022

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1950s
Brenda Lee's, "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" Misheard Lyrics: Rockin' around the Christmas tree have a Christmas hardy har Original Lyrics: Rockin' around the Christmas tree at the Christmas party hop

1970s
Carole King's, "So Far Away" Misheard Lyrics: So tolerate Original Lyrics: So far away	Gordon Lightfoot's, "Daylight Katy" Misheard Lyrics: She's making a home. Original Lyrics: Daylight Katy come on.
Sweet's, "Ballroom Blitz " Misheard Lyrics: As a matter of fact, his eyes are as red as a sign Original Lyrics: As a matter of fact, his eyes are as red as the sun	The Five Stairsteps', "O-o-h Child" Misheard Lyrics: Moonshine things will be right on Original Lyrics: O-o-h child things will be brighter
The Ramones', "I Wanna Be Sedated" Misheard Lyrics: I wanna be some angel or I wanna be some ninja Original Lyrics: I wanna be sedated	The Staple Singers', "I'll Take You There" Misheard Lyrics: I know a lake Original Lyrics: I know a place
Toby Beau's, "My Angel Baby" Misheard Lyrics: Your mind ain't your baby Original Lyrics: You're my angel baby	Wings', "Band on the Run" Misheard Lyrics: Man on the rug Original Lyrics: Band on the run

1980s
Barry Manilow's, "Mandy" Misheard Lyrics: Looking in their eyes, I see a mermaid Original Lyrics: Looking in their eyes, I see a memory	Dan Fogelberg's, "Another Auld Lang Syne" Misheard Lyrics: And I toucher her on her sleep Original Lyrics: And I touched her on her sleeve
Dan Fogelberg's, "Same Old Lang Syne" Misheard Lyrics: As the condensation dragged Original Lyrics: As the conversation dragged	Diana Ross', "Mirror, Mirror" Misheard Lyrics: Into a pay-per-view movie Original Lyrics: Into a paperback novel
Keith Sweat's, "I Want Her" Misheard Lyrics: Saw your stamps in there Original Lyrics: Saw you standing there	Matthew Wilder's, "The Kid's American" Misheard Lyrics: Pickin' up the same crown, whoa or Pickin' up the same clown, whoa Original Lyrics: Pickin' up the same crowd, whoa
Morris Day's, "Fishnet" Misheard Lyrics: Crapped at first glance Original Lyrics: Trapped at first glance	Scarlett & Black's, "You Don't Know" Misheard Lyrics: I don't know Original Lyrics: I know more
Shirley Murdock's, "As We Lay" Misheard Lyrics: As we swept the night away Original Lyrics: As we slept the night away	Stevie Wonder's, "That Girl" Misheard Lyrics: That girl stinks that she's so bad Original Lyrics: That girl thinks that she's so bad
Stevie Woods', "Just Can't Win 'em All" Misheard Lyrics: New backward glancing Original Lyrics: No backward glancing

1990s
Backstreet Boys', "Anywhere for You" Misheard Lyrics: I'd walk you free around the world. Original Lyrics: I'd walk halfway around the world.	Backstreet Boys', "The One" Misheard Lyrics: I can show you what true love's kiss Original Lyrics: I can show you what true love means
Gabrielle's, "Dreams" Misheard Lyrics: Put your ar*e around me, you make me feel so sad Original Lyrics: Put your arms around me, you make me feel so safe	Michael Jackson's, "Remember the Time" Misheard Lyrics: Every morning birds would swim Original Lyrics: Every morning birds would sing
Mono's, "Life in Mono" Misheard Lyrics: Mon cheri, mon cheri. I just don’t know what to do. Original Lyrics: Ingenue. Ingenue. I just don't know what to do	Stone Temple Pilots', "Meatplow" Misheard Lyrics: Not when the music's on Original Lyrics: Not when the news is on

2000s
Backstreet Boys', "Inconsolable" Misheard Lyrics: Keeping in the sun, it's killing me Original Lyrics: Keeping it inside is killing me	Gamma Ray's, "Real World" Misheard Lyrics: And there is no underwear below Original Lyrics: And there is no underworld below
Gorillaz's, "Feel Good Inc." Misheard Lyrics: And all I wanna hear is "The Message" beat Original Lyrics: And all I wanna hear is the message beep	Linkin Park's, "Breaking the Habit" Misheard Lyrics: I'm raping the Hobbits to lies. Original Lyrics: I'm breaking the habit tonight.
Linkin Park's, "Hit the Floor" Misheard Lyrics: A miniature hot dog! Original Lyrics: One minute you're on top!	Linkin Park's, "Hit the Floor" Misheard Lyrics: A miniature rockstar! Original Lyrics: One minute you're on top!
Linkin Park's, "Lying from You" Misheard Lyrics: I'd rather bake all alone. Original Lyrics: I'd rather be all alone.	Linkin Park's, "Nobody's Listening" Misheard Lyrics: I'll never forget the boobs, s***, and tears Original Lyrics: You never forget the blood, sweat, and tears
Linkin Park's, "Nobody's Listening" Misheard Lyrics: Tried to get you horny but everyone ignores me. Original Lyrics: Tried to give you warning but everyone ignores me.

2010s
Jessie J's, "Bang Bang" Misheard Lyrics: Bang bang sit on my cock Original Lyrics: Back back seat of my car	Josh Groban's, "The Mystery of Your Gift" Misheard Lyrics: If you sing out of the fire The courage you need comes from God. Original Lyrics: If you sing out of the fire The courage you need comes from you.
Justin Bieber's, "Intentions" Misheard Lyrics: Have fun watching video nasties Original Lyrics: Heart full of equity or an asset	Linkin Park's, "In My Remains" Misheard Lyrics: Set the silence free To Russian way the worst of me Original Lyrics: Set this silence free To wash away the worst of me
Machel Montano's, "Mr. Fete" Misheard Lyrics: When the music start to flow Make sure you’re a sliding taco Original Lyrics: When the music start to flow Make sure your waistline in tack now	Sia's, "Cheap Thrills" Misheard Lyrics: I ain’t got gas Original Lyrics: I ain't got cash

xmas
Cliff Richard's, "Mistletoe and Wine" Misheard Lyrics: The child is a king, this carol I sing Original Lyrics: The child is a king, the carolers sing	Jose Feliciano's, "Feliz Navidad" Misheard Lyrics: Repeat la di dah. Original Lyrics: Feliz Navidad.
Josh Groban's, "Believe" Misheard Lyrics: We find it all again on whispers say. Original Lyrics: We find it all again on Christmas day.	Josh Groban's, "Believe" Misheard Lyrics: We find ourselves again on whispers say. Original Lyrics: We find ourselves again on Christmas day.
Josh Groban's, "Thankful" Misheard Lyrics: And on this day we hopeful Original Lyrics: And on this day we hope for	Josh Groban's, "Thankful" Misheard Lyrics: It's so long overdue. Original Lyrics: We're so long overdue.
Josh Groban's, "Thankful" Misheard Lyrics: So for tonight we grateful Original Lyrics: So for tonight we pray for	Mariah Carey's, "Oh Santa!" Misheard Lyrics: So you can, stupid mutha... Original Lyrics: So you can scoop him up
The Pogues feat. Kirsty MacColl's, "Fairytale of New York " Misheard Lyrics: I can see a better time, will all our dreams come true? (Later) All the drunks, they were swinging Original Lyrics: I can see a better time when all our dreams come true (Later) All the drunks, they were singing
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