Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for December 16, 2022

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1950s
Doris Day's, "Tea for Two" Misheard Lyrics: Eat for two and two to eat Original Lyrics: Tea for two and two for tea

1960s
Herman's Hermits', "Something Good" Misheard Lyrics: Something tells me I’m into sausage, dude Original Lyrics: Something tells me I’m into something good

1970s
Barry Manilow's, "Ready to Take a Chance Again" Misheard Lyrics: You remind me I live on a shelf Original Lyrics: You remind me I live in a shell	Barry Manilow's, "Ships" Misheard Lyrics: We only read you when you're right Original Lyrics: We only read you when you write
Barry Manilow's, "Somewhere in the Night" Misheard Lyrics: But it's gameday, if you wanna believe Original Lyrics: But it's daybreak, if you wanna believe	Barry Manilow's, "Somewhere in the Night" Misheard Lyrics: Honalee or Harmony Original Lyrics: Come with me
Captain and Tennille's, "You Never Done It Like That" Misheard Lyrics: To the Pacific Original Lyrics: To be pacific	Computer Games', "Mi-Sex" Misheard Lyrics: I'm busy with the big tick-tock to try an exit here As the actual connects the spot But the metric script don't care Gotta listen to my mother ... Looking down their tubes at bay ... There's safety in numbers, they say 'Cause the dickheads never lie No perfect parson's ever noticed one computer die ... It's a suicide run till the work gets done 'Cause the metric script don't say ... The vents will live along green These opportune computers ... I fix it with the D-jet dots But grease still rules out there Original Lyrics: I fidget with the digit dots and cry an anxious tear As the XU-1 connects the spot But the matrix grid don't care Get a message to my mother ... Looking down their tubes at me ... There's safety in numbers, they say 'Cause the figures never lie No perfect persons ever noticed one computer die ... Is it suicide run till the work gets done 'Cause the matrix grid don't say ... Advance one level on green These opportune commuters ... I fidget with the digit dots Frustration rules out there
Eddie Money's, "Two Tickets to Paradise" Misheard Lyrics: Waited to load Original Lyrics: waited so long.	Hall & Oates', "It's a Laugh" Misheard Lyrics: We were in Paramus Original Lyrics: We were forever
Jimmy Castor Bunch's, "Supersound" Misheard Lyrics: Super Sugar Crisp! Original Lyrics: Supersound!	Pablo Cruise's, "Don't Want to Live Without It" Misheard Lyrics: Sometimes it seems like Maverick Original Lyrics: Sometimes it seems like magic
Reunion's, "Life Is a Rock (But the Radio Rolled Me)" Misheard Lyrics: CBS and Warner Bros., dossier and all the others Original Lyrics: CBS and Warner Bros., RCA and all the others	Stephen Bishop's, "Everybody Needs Love" Misheard Lyrics: And don't make me feel like Pooh Original Lyrics: And don't make me feel like a fool
The New Seekers', "Dance, Dance, Dance" Misheard Lyrics: Never thought love had a ringer on it Original Lyrics: Never thought love had a rainbow on it

1980s
Barry Manilow's, "I Made It Through the Rain" Misheard Lyrics: I made a new beret Original Lyrics: I made it through the rain	Blondie's, "Rapture" Misheard Lyrics: Barely sleeping Original Lyrics: Barely breathing
David Bowie's, "Blue Jean" Misheard Lyrics: Emoji Original Lyrics: Blue Jean	Donna Summer's, "There Goes My Baby" Misheard Lyrics: Moving on borderline Original Lyrics: Moving on down the line
Glenn Frey's, "True Love" Misheard Lyrics: You read my diary like an open book Original Lyrics: You read my heart like an open book	Lindsey Buckingham's, "Go Insane" Misheard Lyrics: And the rumors are lying Original Lyrics: And the rumors are flying
New Edition's, "If It Isn't Love" Misheard Lyrics: So don't tonight Original Lyrics: So don't deny	Peter Cetera's, "One Good Woman" Misheard Lyrics: You bring my fiber Original Lyrics: You bring me fire
Roberta Flack and Peabo Bryson's, "Tonight I Celebrate My Love" Misheard Lyrics: And that midnight storm or And that midnight sky Original Lyrics: And that midnight sun	The Cure's, "Lullaby" Misheard Lyrics: On candy stripe lanes Original Lyrics: On candy stripe legs

1990s
Backstreet Boys', "As Long As You Love Me" Misheard Lyrics: What you did and where you're coming from, I don't care, as long as you love me, Big Man. Original Lyrics: What you did and where you're coming from, I don't care, as long as you love me, baby.	Backstreet Boys', "Get Down (You're the One for Me)" Misheard Lyrics: Bang bang bang Here we come, here we slam It's a Fun Factory with BSB's All my girls get on your knees Can you see a country breeze? Backstreet Boys, are you ready? AJ, kick it. Original Lyrics: Bang bang bang Here we come, here we slam It's the Fun Factory with the BSB's All the girls get on your knees Tryin' to scream or touch me please Backstreet Boys, are you with it? AJ, hit it.
Backstreet Boys', "Get Down (You're the One for Me)" Misheard Lyrics: Get down, get down and move your dick all around. Original Lyrics: Get down, get down and move it all around.	Backstreet Boys', "The One" Misheard Lyrics: I guess you realized when I met you Original Lyrics: I guess you were lost when I met you
Backstreet Boys', "We've Got It Goin' On" Misheard Lyrics: I'll be creeping up on your back And I get funky when I kick woodchucks I get ruthless when I get wet I get party packed in my horny I lick granite when I get high Creep on it just to get a bite What you want is what you're gonna get Backstreet's got the special effects, uh Original Lyrics: Well, I'm creepin' up on your left Straight up funky when I get with you Keep it ruthless when I get wet Keep the party packed in my corner Tough like granite to keep the crowd hype Get up on this just to get right What you want it what you gonna get Backstreet’s got the special effects, uh	Backstreet Boys', "We've Got It Goin' On" Misheard Lyrics: Jam on 'cause Backstreet jacked it Original Lyrics: Jam on 'cause Backstreet's got it
Blessid Union of Souls', "Let Me Be the One" Misheard Lyrics: I miss you before your God Original Lyrics: I miss you before you're gone	Deborah Cox's, "Sentimental" Misheard Lyrics: I used to dance around Original Lyrics: I used to mess around
Ginuwine's, "Pony" Misheard Lyrics: I'm just a banjo Original Lyrics: I'm just a bachelor	Kelly Price's, "Friend of Mine" Misheard Lyrics: She left with my meds Original Lyrics: She left with my man
Madonna's, "Rain" Misheard Lyrics: Take away my kids Original Lyrics: Take away my pain	Prince's, "I Hate U" Misheard Lyrics: In the first debris Original Lyrics: In the first degree
TQ's, "Westside" Misheard Lyrics: Know I'm insane? Original Lyrics: Know what I'm sayin'?

2000s
Aaliyah's, "I Care 4 U" Misheard Lyrics: I came for you Original Lyrics: I care for you	Black Eyed Peas', "Boom Boom Pow" Misheard Lyrics: I got that boom boom pow Them chickens draggin' my style They tryin' to cut Jack Swagger I'm on that makeshift now Original Lyrics: I like that boom boom pow Them chickens jackin' my style They try to copy my swagger I'm on that next s*** now
Ginuwine's, "Stingy" Misheard Lyrics: But I'm dingy Original Lyrics: But I'm stingy	Justin Timberlake's, "Señorita" Misheard Lyrics: Sayonara, I feel for you Original Lyrics: Señorita, I feel for you

2010s
Ariana Grande's, "NASA" Misheard Lyrics: Give you the whole world, I'm in deep space I'm in deep space, baby, I'm in deep space Original Lyrics: Give you the whole world, I'ma need space I'ma need space, I'ma, I'ma need space	Kelly Clarkson's, "Underneath the Tree" Misheard Lyrics: You're here, the greatest of fear Snow is falling and the Capital C Here on Christmas day Alone on Christmas day Bags here, what a beautiful sight Phone ain't ringing, you ain't holding me tight You're all that I need Underneath the tree Original Lyrics: You're here where you should be Snow is falling as the carolers sing It just wasn't the same Alone on Christmas day Presents, what a beautiful sight Don't mean a thing if you ain't holding me tight You're all that I need Underneath the tree
Mariah Carey's, "Oh Santa!" Misheard Lyrics: I know you're kinda busy but your elves ran out Original Lyrics: I know you're kinda busy with your elves right now

xmas
Hanson's, "Merry Christmas Baby" Misheard Lyrics: You sure did treat me right Original Lyrics: You sure did treat me nice	Sia's, "Candy Cane Lane" Misheard Lyrics: Christmas is ringing for you Original Lyrics: Christmas is waiting for you
Sia's, "Snowman" Misheard Lyrics: Can't hold your clothes, baby Original Lyrics: Can't hold you close, baby	Traditional's, "12 Days of Christmas" Misheard Lyrics: A cartridge in a bare tree Original Lyrics: A partridge in a pear tree
Videocraft Chorus', "The Most Wonderful Day of the Year" Misheard Lyrics: When Christmas cheer is here Original Lyrics: When Christmas day is here
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