Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for November 30, 2022

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1960s
The Banana Splits', "Tra La La (One Banana, Two Banana)" Misheard Lyrics: Four bananas make 'em butcher, so do many more Original Lyrics: Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more	The Beatles', "Good Day Sunshine" Misheard Lyrics: I need a laugh Original Lyrics: I need to laugh

1970s
ABBA's, "I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do" Misheard Lyrics: Love me or hate me Original Lyrics: Love me or leave me	ABBA's, "Ring Ring" Misheard Lyrics: Yes I'm done with feeding you Original Lyrics: Yes I'm down and feeling blue
ABBA's, "Summer Night City" Misheard Lyrics: Waiting for the solar-I Original Lyrics: Waiting for the sunrise	Carly Simon's, "That's the Way I've Always Heard It Should Be" Misheard Lyrics: His silhouette glows in the dark Original Lyrics: His cigarette glows in the dark
Orchestra of St. Luke's', "The People Are the Heroes Now" Misheard Lyrics: The people are the heroes now Behemoth holds the presents above Original Lyrics: The people are the heroes now Behemoth pulls the peasants' plough	Parliament's, "Give Up the Funk (Tear the Roof Off the Sucker)" Misheard Lyrics: Pick up the phone Original Lyrics: We got the funk
Queen's, "Killer Queen" Misheard Lyrics: Met a man from China Turned out he was a minor Original Lyrics: Met a man from China Went down to Geisha Minah	Ray, Goodman & Brown's, "Special Lady" Misheard Lyrics: Sittin' on top of the whirl Original Lyrics: Sittin' on top of the world
Sister Sledge's, "He's the Greatest Dancer" Misheard Lyrics: I want the black He's the greatest dancer Original Lyrics: Oh what, wow He's the greatest dancer	The Miracles', "Love Machine" Misheard Lyrics: I'm just a rogue machine Original Lyrics: I'm just a love machine
The Rolling Stones', "Bitch" Misheard Lyrics: Yeah, you got to nix it, child Original Lyrics: Yeah, you got to mix it, child

1980s
ABBA's, "Head Over Heels" Misheard Lyrics: I have a mutual friend Original Lyrics: I have a very good friend	ABBA's, "Under Attack" Misheard Lyrics: My residence running home Original Lyrics: My resistance's running low
Climie Fisher's, "Love Changes (Everything)" Misheard Lyrics: Love makes the rules for fools to keep Original Lyrics: Love makes the rules from fools to kings	Devo's, "Whip It" Misheard Lyrics: Tattoo the Texas. It’s not too late. Original Lyrics: Try to detect it, it's not too late
Marillion's, "Jigsaw" Misheard Lyrics: Casual fissions haunt the ripples of the trading room Dream coins for the fountain, or to cover your eyes Original Lyrics: Puzzled visions haunt the ripples of a Trevi moon Dream coins for the fountain, or to cover your eyes	Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark's, "Genetic Engineering" Misheard Lyrics: Teacher, judges, potion, entertainment Original Lyrics: Creature, judgement, butcher, engineer
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark's, "Joan of Arc" Misheard Lyrics: Who loves to see Original Lyrics: Who longs to see	Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark's, "Messages" Misheard Lyrics: We're taking size 18 Original Lyrics: We're taking sides again
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark's, "Souvenir" Misheard Lyrics: It's my erection Original Lyrics: It's my direction	Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark's, "Talking Loud and Clear" Misheard Lyrics: Lying in my grasp Original Lyrics: Lying in the grass
The Buggles', "Video Killed the Radio Star" Misheard Lyrics: Anyone killed the radio song Original Lyrics: Video killed the radio star

1990s
Better Than Ezra's, "Good" Misheard Lyrics: It looks good, oh when oh Winnie whoa ho. Original Lyrics: It was good, living with you, ah-ah	Betty Boo's, "Where Are You Baby" Misheard Lyrics: I've used up all my tissues 'cause there's more serious sub-issues (Later) My wife has disappeared, this feeling is really weird Original Lyrics: I've used up all my tissues 'cause there's more serious of issues (Later) Oh why has he disappeared, this feeling is really weird
Black Box's, "Strike It Up" Misheard Lyrics: Sticky buns Original Lyrics: Strike It Up	Blind Melon's, "No Rain" Misheard Lyrics: All I can say is that my life is pretty plain You don't like my point of view You Saddam Hussein Original Lyrics: All I can say is that my life is pretty plain You don't like my point of view You think that I'm insane
Janet Jackson's, "Again" Misheard Lyrics: My saw you took away Original Lyrics: My soul you took away	Lightning Seeds', "Sugar Coated Iceberg" Misheard Lyrics: I don't care if it kills me, coffee thrills me Original Lyrics: I don't care if it kills me 'cause it thrills me
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark's, "Dream of Me" Misheard Lyrics: Say it isn't night Original Lyrics: Say it isn't right	Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark's, "Stand Above Me" Misheard Lyrics: We'll always stink together Original Lyrics: We'll always stick together
Simply Red's, "Stars" Misheard Lyrics: Can't you see that I Wanna fall from the stars Straight into your arms, ah Ophelia, I hope you comprehend Original Lyrics: Can't you see that I Wanna fall from the stars Straight into your arms, I I feel ya, I hope you comprehend

2000s
Everclear's, "Wonderful" Misheard Lyrics: Everything is muddy for now Original Lyrics: Everything is wonderful now	Jennifer Lopez featuring LL Cool J's, "All I Have" Misheard Lyrics: Be easy, don't make decisions that are mad OR Be easy, don't make decisions that are bad Original Lyrics: Be easy, don't make decisions while you're mad
Madonna's, "Don’t Tell Me" Misheard Lyrics: Tell the song not to shine Original Lyrics: Tell the sun not to shine

2010s
Ava Max's, "Kings and Queens" Misheard Lyrics: You may think I’m weak without a soul Original Lyrics: You may think I’m weak without a sword	Rihanna's, "What's My Name" Misheard Lyrics: Looking for a guy, a postal worker Original Lyrics: Looking for a guy, to put in work uh

misc
ABBA's, "Don't Shut Me Down" Misheard Lyrics: Now it's a choir Original Lyrics: Now it's quiet	ABBA's, "I Still Have Faith in You" Misheard Lyrics: Do you have it in meat? or Do you have it in need? Original Lyrics: Do you have it in me?

xmas
Backstreet Boys', "Christmas Time" Misheard Lyrics: The smell of jigsaws in the air Original Lyrics: The smell of chestnuts in the air	Backstreet Boys', "It's Christmas Time Again" Misheard Lyrics: Bells shine inside a peephole Original Lyrics: Bells shine inside a steeple
Band Aid's, "Do They Know It's Christmas?" Misheard Lyrics: The greatest gift they'll get this year is flies Original Lyrics: The greatest gift they'll get this year is life	Bing Crosby's, "Silver Bells" Misheard Lyrics: Evening stoplights Original Lyrics: Even stoplights
Frank Sinatra's, "Jingle Bells" Misheard Lyrics: One horse soap and sleigh Original Lyrics: In a one-horse open sleigh	The Royal Guardsmen's, "Snoopy’s Christmas" Misheard Lyrics: And three guilty men Original Lyrics: And good will to men
VeggieTales', "Can't Believe It's Christmas" Misheard Lyrics: My favorite time of ear Original Lyrics: My favorite time of year	Vince Guaraldi Trio's, "Christmas Time is Here" Misheard Lyrics: Movies everywhere Original Lyrics: Beauty everywhere
Wizzard's, "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday" Misheard Lyrics: Let the bells ring out for Hitler Original Lyrics: Let the bells ring out for Christmas	Wizzard's, "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday" Misheard Lyrics: Oh I wish it could be p***-ups everyday Original Lyrics: Oh I wish it could be Christmas everyday
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