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1960s
Shirley Bassey's, "I'll Get By"
Misheard Lyrics:
And carpet too
Original Lyrics:
And darkness too
The Beatles', "I'm Looking Through You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You were a bird-brain, but not today
Original Lyrics:
You were above me, but not today
 
1970s
Aerosmith's, "Chip Away at the Stone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won’t stop until your love is bumpy Ron
Original Lyrics:
And I won't stop until your love is my very own
David Essex's, "America"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flew out of llamas
Original Lyrics:
Flew out of London
David Essex's, "Gonna Make You a Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh is he alone
Original Lyrics:
Oh is he more
David Essex's, "Hold Me Close"
Misheard Lyrics:
With your lamplight shining
Original Lyrics:
With your love light shining
David Essex's, "Lamplight"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I get the Bee Gees
Original Lyrics:
But I get the feeling
David Essex's, "Rollin' Stone"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't feel like a sinister
Original Lyrics:
You don't feel like a sister
Michael Jackson's, "I Wanna Be Where You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Any way you are
Original Lyrics:
Anywhere you are
Olivia Newton-John's, "A Little More Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put a little more love, make it right
Original Lyrics:
Will a little more love make it right?
Roberta Flack's, "Killing Me Softly With His Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drumming my face with his fingers.
Original Lyrics:
Strumming my pain with his fingers.
The B-52's', "Rock Lobster"
Misheard Lyrics:
It wasn't a flock
Original Lyrics:
It wasn't a rock
The Rolling Stones', "Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's just Dominique, yeah
Original Lyrics:
That's just dying to meet you
 
1980s
Blondie's, "Island of Lost Souls"
Misheard Lyrics:
No lingerie
Original Lyrics:
No luxuries
Haircut 100's, "Love Plus One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it down to the lake of fear?
Original Lyrics:
Is it down to the lake I fear?
Living Colour's, "Cult of Personality"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gave me power in the old god's name
Original Lyrics:
You gave me power in your god’s name
Midnight Oil's, "Armistice Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're watching people biting
Original Lyrics:
You're watching people fighting
Midnight Oil's, "Don't Wanna Be the One"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe the purple families on my color TV
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe the perfect families on my color TV
Midnight Oil's, "Power and the Passion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go to backwoods
Original Lyrics:
Going backward
Midnight Oil's, "Put Down That Weapon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Under the lullaby
or
Under the alibi
Original Lyrics:
Under the waterline
Midnight Oil's, "The Dead Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't say you're gay
Original Lyrics:
Don't serve your king
Midnight Oil's, "US Forces"
Misheard Lyrics:
US forces gave the nog
Original Lyrics:
US forces gave the nod
Pretenders', "Message of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talk to me Barney
Original Lyrics:
Talk to me darling
The Cars', "Shake It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chase is on
Original Lyrics:
Shake it up
The Cure's, "Just Like Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost and roaring
Original Lyrics:
Lost and lonely
The Doobie Brothers', "China Grove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time to grow
Original Lyrics:
China Grove
The Escape Club's, "Wild, Wild West"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rolex
Original Lyrics:
Wild West
The Fixx's, "Saved by Zero"
Misheard Lyrics:
3-5-0
Original Lyrics:
Saved by Zero
The Police's, "Synchronicity II"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another suburban edamame
Original Lyrics:
Another suburban family morning
The Rolling Stones', "She's So Cold"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I touch her: my ass just froze.
Original Lyrics:
When I touch her: my hand just froze.
 
1990s
Beck's, "Beautiful Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is someone going away?
Original Lyrics:
Is someone calling your name?
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I open the door...
I'm a New York baby
So why don't you tell me?
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby
So why don't you kill me?
Cast of Barney & Friends', "Silly Sounds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or maybe you're healing a neckbone
Original Lyrics:
Or maybe you're hearing an echo
Cast of Barney & Friends', "You Might Like Something New"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't ever say "me oh my"
Original Lyrics:
Don't hesitate, me oh my
Jagged Edge's, "Let's Get Married"
Misheard Lyrics:
See, worst of all
Original Lyrics:
See, first of all
Maxwell's, "Fortunate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never had broomsticks all night
Original Lyrics:
Never had room service all night
Midnight Oil's, "Blue Sky Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
There'll be Pooh at the table tonight
Original Lyrics:
There'll be food on the table tonight
Midnight Oil's, "Forgotten Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
The hottest years
Original Lyrics:
The hardest years
Midnight Oil's, "King of the Mountain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pushing my way through snow
Original Lyrics:
Pushing my way through slow
Midnight Oil's, "Sometimes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes your feet can get too cold
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes you're beaten to the call
Midnight Oil's, "Truganini"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a road train gone to Norway
Original Lyrics:
There's a road train going nowhere
Midnight Oil's, "Underwater"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the deeper ring
Original Lyrics:
In the deep marine
Seal's, "Kiss from a Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
But did you know that when it's slow...
Original Lyrics:
But did you know that when it snows...
Shawn Mullins', "Lullaby"
Misheard Lyrics:
AM/PM's gonna be alright
Original Lyrics:
Everything's gonna be alright
 
2000s
All Saints', "Pure Shores"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've crossed devils for miles
Original Lyrics:
I've crossed deserts for miles
Commercial's, "Family Auto Mart"
Misheard Lyrics:
1918 Tallulah Rd.
Original Lyrics:
1918 Aurora Rd.
Destiny's Child's, "Say My Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chick-fil-A, Chick-fil-A
Original Lyrics:
Say my name, say my name
Kylie Minogue's, "Love at First Sight"
Misheard Lyrics:
45 times I knew
Original Lyrics:
For the first time I knew
Miike Snow's, "Animal"
Misheard Lyrics:
There is a hole that I tried to fill it up with morning, Monday morning
Original Lyrics:
There is a hole and I tried to fill up with
Money, money, money
Samantha Mumba's, "Body II Body"
Misheard Lyrics:
Puppy II puppy
Original Lyrics:
Funky II funky

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