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1960s
Cast Of 'Mary Poppins''s, "Let's Go Fly a Kite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up through the atmosphere
Up where the air is near
Original Lyrics:
Up through the atmosphere
Up where the air is clear
Led Zeppelin's, "Living Loving Maid (She's Just a Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alimony, alimony paying for your beer
Living, loving, Kentucky woman
Original Lyrics:
Alimony, alimony paying your bills,
Living, loving, she's just a woman.
Marvin Gaye's, "Let's Get It On"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been feeling tryin' baby
Original Lyrics:
I've been really tryin' baby
The Beatles', "Yellow Submarine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Full speed ahead, Mr. Parker, full speed ahead!
Full speed over here, sir!
Action station! Action station!
Aye, aye, sir, fire!
Heaven! Heaven!
Original Lyrics:
Full speed ahead, Mr. Parker, full speed ahead!
Full speed ahead it is, Sergeant!
Cut the cable! Drop the cable!
Aye, aye, sir, aye-aye!
Captain! Captain!
 
1970s
Billy Paul's, "Me and Mrs. Jones"
Misheard Lyrics:
We both know that it's long
Original Lyrics:
We both know that it's wrong
Elton John's, "Rocket Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' down the streets of Aragon
Original Lyrics:
Burning up his fuse up here alone
James Taylor's, "Don't Let Me Be Lonely Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say you're high and say you're low
Original Lyrics:
Say goodbye and say hello
Ocean's, "Put Your Hand in the Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy kissed his wife, two kids and a wife
Original Lyrics:
Daddy lived his life, two kids and a wife
Patrick Hernandez's, "Born to Be Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Born to be wild
Original Lyrics:
Born to be alive
Stevie Wonder's, "Pastime Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Separation
Original Lyrics:
Segregation
 
1980s
AC/DC's, "Hell's Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Care Bears
Original Lyrics:
Hell's Bells
AC/DC's, "Highway to Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
seen the nigger on the welfare line
Original Lyrics:
season ticket on a one way ride
Culture Club's, "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Killing time
Original Lyrics:
Give me time
Fuzzbox's, "International Rescue"
Misheard Lyrics:
The darling girl's so bold
To seal a nation's goals
The foursome's launched for catchment, whoa!
Original Lyrics:
A daring crime so bold
To steal a nation's gold
The force is launched to catch them cold
Prince's, "Raspberry Beret"
Misheard Lyrics:
She wore a mask baby, hooray
Original Lyrics:
She wore a raspberry beret
Rod Stewart's, "Lost in You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m in Boston
Original Lyrics:
I am lost in...
Squeeze's, "Pulling Mussels (from the Shell)"
Misheard Lyrics:
But behind the Chevy
Original Lyrics:
But behind the chalet
Squeeze's, "Tempted"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tempted by the truth of your mother
or
Tempted by the truth of another
Original Lyrics:
Tempted by the fruit of another
Sting's, "Love Is the Seventh Wave"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the CDs
Original Lyrics:
All the cities
Suzi Quatro's, "Rock Hard"
Misheard Lyrics:
She never takes a s***
Original Lyrics:
She never takes a chance
Technotronic's, "This Beat Is Technotronic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get into the sound, keep rollin' the tune
Feel like rockin' the whole track team, it's only for you
Original Lyrics:
Get into the sound, keep rollin' the tune
Feel like rockin' the whole track through, just stand only for you
The Pogues', "Boys of the County Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stay on the other side of the road
'Cause you can never tell
We're a fast-talking gang of devils
We're the boys from the county hell
Original Lyrics:
Stay on the other side of the road
'Cause you can never tell
We've a thirst like a gang of devils
We're the boys from the county hell
The Sugarhill Gang's, "Rapper's Delight"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the rest is black and white
Original Lyrics:
And the rest is F-L-Y
Tina Turner's, "What's Love Got To Do With It?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Makes my balls react
Original Lyrics:
Makes my pulse react
 
1990s
Cast's, "Sandstorm"
Misheard Lyrics:
But my feet are feeling like a lamb
Original Lyrics:
But my feet are feeling like lead
Cast's, "Sandstorm"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop being bad
Original Lyrics:
Stop being bled
Coolio's, "Fantastic Voyage"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you sail ships just get inside
Original Lyrics:
Don't you say s*** just get inside
Coolio's, "Too Hot"
Misheard Lyrics:
No protection for their election
Original Lyrics:
No protection, for they erection
Gabrielle's, "Give Me a Little More Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
I cannot tonight
Original Lyrics:
I cannot deny
Kylie Minogue's, "I Guess I Like It Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because I like it
Original Lyrics:
I guess I like it
Lenny Kravitz's, "Are You Gonna Go My Way?"
Misheard Lyrics:
So that's why we've got to tie
We've got to breathe in the house of fun
Original Lyrics:
So that's why we've got to try
We've got to breathe and have some fun
Manic Street Preachers', "If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you tolerate this
Then you’ll be in Shoeburyness
Original Lyrics:
And if you tolerate this
Then your children will be next
Metallica's, "Enter Sandman"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's my life
Original Lyrics:
Exit life
Michael Jackson's, "Remember the Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you remember when I fell alone?
Original Lyrics:
Do you remember when we fell in love?
Oasis', "Live Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady
Original Lyrics:
Lately
Oasis', "Whatever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Before we get on the bus and cause no fuss
Rip off yourself, it's all coasting
Free to be whatever I, whatever I choose, and I'll sing the music, oh wow
Original Lyrics:
Before we get on the bus and cause no fuss
Get a grip on yourself, it don't cost much
Free to be whatever I, whatever I choose, and I'll sing the blues if I want
Paul Weller's, "Out of the Sinking"
Misheard Lyrics:
Past midnight's cold
Original Lyrics:
Past midnight's hold
Shaggy's, "Why You Treat Me So Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
If it's screaming it's screaming like a demon
Original Lyrics:
If it's scheming it's scheming like a demon
 
2000s
Christina Aguilera's, "Dirrty"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's about time that I came to stop the party
Original Lyrics:
It's about time that I came to start the party
Misheard Lyrics:
First Blood
Original Lyrics:
What's Luv?
Feeder's, "Burn the Bridges"
Misheard Lyrics:
You sold me out when wounds still bleed
Original Lyrics:
You sew me up when wounds still bleed
Incubus', "Wish You Were Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish you were killed
Original Lyrics:
I wish you were here
Mika's, "Grace Kelly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Having a baby, having a baby, putting my life on the brink
Original Lyrics:
Hello my baby, hello my baby, putting my life on the brink
Nickelback's, "If Today Was Your Last Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you leave old tickles in the past?
Original Lyrics:
Would you leave old pictures in the past?
 
2010s
Misheard Lyrics:
We want to kill this witch.
Original Lyrics:
We gotta kill this switch.
Mark Ronson's, "Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't believe me just why
Original Lyrics:
Don't believe me just watch
 
christian
Amy Grant's, "Sing Your Praise to the Lord"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say, say, say
Original Lyrics:
Sing, sing, sing
Michael W. Smith's, "Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a friend, when I say never
Original Lyrics:
And a friend will not say never
Rich Mullins', "Awesome God"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the Lord wasn't choking
Original Lyrics:
And the Lord wasn't joking
 
country
Jerry Reed's, "Breakin' Loose"
Misheard Lyrics:
See a great big piece of this one
Original Lyrics:
See a great big piece of this world

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