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1950s
Frank Sinatra's, "Come Fly with Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't cry with me
Original Lyrics:
Come fly with me
Frank Sinatra's, "Love and Marriage"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't have one without the otter
Original Lyrics:
You can't have one without the other
 
1960s
Blood, Sweat and Tears', "Spinning Wheel"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're never in
Original Lyrics:
You never win
Frank Sinatra's, "Strangers in the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wandering in the night
Original Lyrics:
Wondering in the night
Glen Campbell's, "Gentle on My Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
My beard a roughning coal pile,
And a dirty hat pulled over 'cross my face
Original Lyrics:
My beard a rustling, cold towel,
And a dirty hat pulled low across my face
 
1970s
Billy Joel's, "The Entertainer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the alligator
Original Lyrics:
I am the entertainer
Cliff Richard's, "Miss You Nights"
Misheard Lyrics:
But these tissue nights are the longest
Original Lyrics:
But these miss you nights are the longest
Commodores', "Slippery When Wet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bein' a Mary Mack
Original Lyrics:
Bein' a married man
England Dan and John Ford Coley's, "I'd Really Love to See You Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not talkin' 'bout gorillas
Original Lyrics:
I'm not talkin' 'bout movin' in
Natalie Cole's, "This Will Be (an Everlasting Love)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Enough, enough, enough, enough
Original Lyrics:
Love, love, love, love
Peter Frampton's, "Do You Feel Like We Do?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bump man
Original Lyrics:
Bob Mayo on the keyboards, Bob Mayo
Radio Theme's, "American Top 40"
Misheard Lyrics:
Casey's close to close
Original Lyrics:
Casey's coast to coast
Radio Theme's, "American Top 40"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Casey Cason
Original Lyrics:
I'm Casey Kasem
The Doors', "Riders on the Storm"
Misheard Lyrics:
In fact we're all alone.
Original Lyrics:
An actor on a loan.
 
1980s
Billy Idol's, "White Wedding"
Misheard Lyrics:
That the sultan lived in this world
Original Lyrics:
Look for something left in this world
Bon Jovi's, "Bad Medicine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love is like dad's medicine
Original Lyrics:
Your love is like bad medicine
Bon Jovi's, "Born to Be My Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
And lady I was made to be your man
Original Lyrics:
And baby I was made to be your man
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you breathe, I wanna breathe the air for you
Original Lyrics:
When you breathe, I wanna be the air for you
Bon Jovi's, "Lay Your Hands on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pray your hands on me
Original Lyrics:
Lay your hands on me
Bon Jovi's, "Living in Sin"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't need no diapers
Original Lyrics:
I don't need no diamonds
Bon Jovi's, "Runaway"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a little overweight
Original Lyrics:
She's a little runaway
Hall & Oates', "I Can't Go for That (No Can Do)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't bust a nut
Original Lyrics:
I can't go for that
John Parr's, "St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up and where the eagles flyin' higher and higher
Original Lyrics:
I'll be where the eagles flyin' higher and higher
Mental As Anything's, "Live It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you smile, you won't fall down
On all the people in this pickup joint
Original Lyrics:
If you smiled, the walls would fall down
On all the people in this pickup joint
 
1990s
Bon Jovi's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
This rodeo is bleeding
Original Lyrics:
This Romeo is bleeding
Bon Jovi's, "Bed of Roses"
Misheard Lyrics:
And some Bond gave me nightmares
Original Lyrics:
And some blonde gave me nightmares
Bon Jovi's, "Keep the Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have suffered for my hunger
Original Lyrics:
I have suffered for my anger
Dubstar's, "Anywhere"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even perspiration couldn't stay
Original Lyrics:
Even persistination couldn't stay
Dubstar's, "Elevator Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes I'll be the one who's dead
Original Lyrics:
Yes I'll be the one who's there
Dubstar's, "I Will Be Your Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the gun on your shoes
Original Lyrics:
I'm the gum on your shoes
Dubstar's, "No More Talk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soft enough to try
Original Lyrics:
Soft enough to cry
Dubstar's, "Stars"
Misheard Lyrics:
To know these Zonks and to see them
Original Lyrics:
To know these songs and to sing them
Initial D Soundtrack's, "Deja Vu"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you see my commission, the nation
Is gonna run it again
Original Lyrics:
Don't you see my condition, the fiction
Is gonna run it again
Joan Osborne's, "One of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a stranger bites the dust
Original Lyrics:
Just a stranger on the bus
Lisa Stansfield's, "All Around the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why he's gonna wait
Original Lyrics:
Why he's gone away
 
2000s
Adina Howard's, "Nasty Grind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nasty crack
Original Lyrics:
Nasty grind
Arctic Monkeys', "Fluorescent Adolescent"
Misheard Lyrics:
The older boy's a slag
Original Lyrics:
Oh, the boy's a slag
Ashanti's, "Only U"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep you to Marcella
Original Lyrics:
Keep you to myself
Daddy Yankee's, "Rompe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rope it, rope it, rope it
Original Lyrics:
Rompe, rompe, rompe
Dubstar's, "I (Friday Night)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another time I sang your mind
Original Lyrics:
Another time I sang, "You're mine"
Fleetwood Mac's, "Peacekeeper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheeseburger, take your time
Original Lyrics:
Peacekeeper, take your time
John Mayer's, "Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
Better put it in rotation
Original Lyrics:
Better put it in quotations
Radiohead's, "Everything In Its Right Place"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yesterday I woke up stuck in Alamo
Original Lyrics:
Yesterday I woke up suckin' on a lemon.
 
2010s
Commercial's, "Daisy Sour Cream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do a double, do, do a double
Original Lyrics:
Do a dollop, do, do a dollop
Fifth Harmony's, "Worth It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give it to me, I'm working
Original Lyrics:
Give it to me, I'm worth it
Gotye's, "Somebody That I Used to Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you didn't have to snoop so long
Half your friends collect your rackets
And you change your number
Original Lyrics:
No, you didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your records
And then change your number
Sheppard's, "Geronimo"
Misheard Lyrics:
miles away
Original Lyrics:
Bombs away
Zayn's, "Pillowtalk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peeing the bed all day
Original Lyrics:
Be in the bed all day
 
country
Martina McBride's, "Valentine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Know where to speak
Original Lyrics:
No way to speak
Nelly featuring Tim McGraw's, "Over and Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think she's breathing
Original Lyrics:
I think she's leaving

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