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1950s
Little Richard's, "Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
New steal
Original Lyrics:
Lucille
 
1960s
Del Shannon's, "Little Town Flirt"
Misheard Lyrics:
With that little bottle of Squirt
Original Lyrics:
With that little town flirt
Elton John's, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not in prison for your friends to open
Original Lyrics:
I'm not a present for your friends to open
Jimmy Clanton's, "Venus in Blue Jeans"
Misheard Lyrics:
My penis in blue jeans
Original Lyrics:
My Venus in blue jeans
Millie Small's, "My Boy Lollipop"
Misheard Lyrics:
I needed soap
Original Lyrics:
I need it so
Misheard Lyrics:
Now way up there...
Original Lyrics:
Now wait a minute...
 
1970s
Bee Gees', "Night Fever"
Misheard Lyrics:
We love Hallelujah
Original Lyrics:
We know how to do it
Carly Simon's, "Nobody Does It Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
Though sometimes I wish I’m uncool
Original Lyrics:
Though sometimes I wish someone could
Don McLean's, "American Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drove my telly to the belly
Original Lyrics:
Drove my Chevy to the levee
Pablo Cruise's, "Whatcha Gonna Do?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatcha gonna do when she says good vibes?
Original Lyrics:
Whatcha gonna do when she says goodbye?
Raspberries', "Go All the Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never knew how complete he would pee
Original Lyrics:
I never knew how complete this would be
Seals & Crofts', "Summer Breeze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blowin' through the jazz club in my mind
Original Lyrics:
Blowing through the jasmine in my mind.
The Eagles', "Lyin' Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Late at night, a big ol’ louse gets lonely.
Original Lyrics:
Late at night, a big old house gets lonely.
 
1980s
ABBA's, "Super Trouper"
Misheard Lyrics:
when I called you last night from Tesco
Original Lyrics:
When I called you last night from Glasgow
Animotion's, "Obsession"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm circumcised in your naked dreams
Original Lyrics:
A circumstance in your naked dreams
Autograph's, "Turn Up the Radio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn on the Brady Bunch
Original Lyrics:
Turn up the radio
Billy Joel's, "Allentown"
Misheard Lyrics:
I play a joke
Original Lyrics:
Iron and coke
Billy Ocean's, "Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're out of ice cream
Original Lyrics:
Get outta my dreams
Devo's, "Whip It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tattoo to Texas
Original Lyrics:
Try to detect it, it's not too late
Janet Jackson's, "Nasty"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you messy boys
Original Lyrics:
All you nasty boys
John Waite's, "Missing You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I always cash my check
Original Lyrics:
I always catch my breath
Murray Head's, "One Night in Bangkok"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll find a guard in ever golden hoister
Original Lyrics:
You'll find a God in every golden cloister
Orchestral Manouvres in the Dark's, "If You Leave"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'd always say we'd leave again Sunday
Original Lyrics:
We'd always say we'd meet again someday
Pebbles', "Mercedes Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you want a bride?
Original Lyrics:
Do you want to ride?
Prince's, "When Doves Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dig if you will a picture of me and Marvin Gaye and the kids
Original Lyrics:
Dig if you will the picture of you and I engaged in a kiss
REO Speedwagon's, "Keep On Loving You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You made bail, but you never fled.
Instead, you lay still in the grass, all coiled-up and hissing
Original Lyrics:
You played dead, but you never bled.
Instead you lay still in the grass, all coiled-up and hissing
The Human League's, "Don't You Want Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was working as a rapist in a party store
Original Lyrics:
I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
 
1990s
Candlebox's, "Far Behind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now baby
Original Lyrics:
Now maybe
Dionne Farris', "I Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know Howdy Doody
Original Lyrics:
I know what you're doin'
Enrique Iglesias', "Rhythm Divine"
Misheard Lyrics:
The river divide
Original Lyrics:
The rhythm divine
Israel Kamakawiwo'ole's, "Somewhere Over the Rainbow/What a Wonderful World"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll watch Blue's Clues for me and you
Original Lyrics:
I'll watch them bloom for me and you
MC Hammer's, "Pray"
Misheard Lyrics:
Craig
Original Lyrics:
Pray
Madonna's, "Secret"
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby's gone to Sea Girt
Original Lyrics:
My baby's got a secret
Mr. Big's, "To Be with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can make my life with style
Original Lyrics:
You can make my life worthwhile
Natalie Imbruglia's, "Big Mistake"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you lie about my feet
OR
And you lie about my fate
Original Lyrics:
And you lie by my feet
Nirvana's, "All Apologies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Find my pass assault.
Original Lyrics:
Find my nest of salt.
Nirvana's, "All Apologies"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am always always wrong.
Original Lyrics:
All in all is all we are.
Ocean Colour Scene's, "The Day We Caught The Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do ya remember the day we caught the train
Original Lyrics:
(Write another song) like Jimmy heard the day we caught the train
Orgy's, "Revival"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's so typical to capture an amenity
Original Lyrics:
It's so typical to capture anonymity
SWV's, "Weak"
Misheard Lyrics:
I try hard to find it
Original Lyrics:
I try hard to fight it
TLC's, "No Scrubs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sits on his bookcase
Original Lyrics:
Sits on his broke ass
U2's, "Staring at the Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's an instinct in your ear
Original Lyrics:
There's an insect in your ear
Will Smith's, "Fresh Prince Of Bel Air"
Misheard Lyrics:
In Westville Winovia, born and raised.
Original Lyrics:
In West Philadelphia, born and raised
 
2000s
Dizzy X's, "SupaSaturation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's put some supasaturation on those muthas because
Original Lyrics:
Let's put some supasaturation on those mutha speakas.
Eminem's, "Like Toy Soldiers"
Misheard Lyrics:
like small soldiers
Original Lyrics:
like toy soldiers
Eminem's, "Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I’m as big as Stan
Original Lyrics:
But I’m the biggest fan
Foo Fighters', "Learning to Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m looking for the constipation
Original Lyrics:
I’m looking for the complication
U2's, "Magnificent"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only love can be such a star
Original Lyrics:
Only love can leave such a scar
 
2010s
Lizzo's, "Good As Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
I do my hair toss, check my nails.
Baby, how you feelin'?
(There's a man on fire)
Original Lyrics:
I do my hair toss, check my nails.
Baby, how you feelin'?
(Feelin' good as hell)
 
christian
Flyleaf's, "Perfect"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm only perfect industrial strength alone
Original Lyrics:
I'm only perfect in just your strength alone

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