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1960s
Elvis Presley's, "It's Now or Never"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love won't win
Original Lyrics:
My love won't wait
Strawberry Alarm Clock's, "Incense and Peppermints"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turtle looks cockeyed and what does it do, throw him by the wood side
It's the least you can do.
Original Lyrics:
To divide this cockeyed world in two, throw your pride to one side,
It's the least you can do
The Grass Roots', "Let's Live For Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sha la la la la let's live for today
Original Lyrics:
Sha la la la la la live for today
 
1970s
Aretha Franklin's, "Day Dreaming"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take three when I think of you
Original Lyrics:
Day dreaming and I’m thinking of you
Bay City Rollers', "Remember"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sha la la la la la la la shoo be doo I,
Wonder why you never told me you were a guy
Original Lyrics:
Sha la la la la la la la shoo be doo I,
Wonder why we ever had to say goodbye
Clive Dunn's, "Grandad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been sitting here all day wanking
Original Lyrics:
I've been sitting here all day thinking
Gladys Knight & The Pips', "Best Thing That Ever Happened To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
There was a moment that I'd spit, or just loving you
Original Lyrics:
There was a moment that I spent, ah, just loving you
Gladys Knight & The Pips', "Best Thing That Ever Happened to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
For whatever reason they're my feet
Original Lyrics:
For whatever reason there might be
Journey's, "Wheel in the Sky"
Misheard Lyrics:
When will we sh*t again, oh Lord?
Original Lyrics:
Winter is here, again, or Lord
Led Zeppelin's, "All My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
All My Children
Original Lyrics:
all my love
Led Zeppelin's, "Over the Hills and Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe more than a lot
Original Lyrics:
Maybe more than enough
Santana's, "Black Magic Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
God-ness so fine I can see
Original Lyrics:
Got me so blind I can't see
Sly and the Family Stone's, "Everybody Is a Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody is in Sparta
Original Lyrics:
Everybody is a star
Steve Miller Band's, "The Joker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some people call me the same cowboy
Original Lyrics:
Some people call me the space cowboy
Wayne Newton's, "Daddy Don't You Walk So Fast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy, slow down son
'Cause you're makin' me run
Original Lyrics:
Daddy, slow down some
'Cause you're makin' me run
 
1980s
Aretha Franklin and George Michael's, "I Knew You Were Waiting (for Me)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I knew you were winning
Original Lyrics:
I knew you were waiting
Jesse Frederick's, "As Days Go By"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a medical condition
Original Lyrics:
It's a rare condition
Spandau Ballet's, "True"
Misheard Lyrics:
This smudge is a triple
Original Lyrics:
This much is so true
Steve Miller Band's, "Abracadabra"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lettuce and tomato
Original Lyrics:
Leather and lace
 
1990s
Cast of Rent's, "Seasons of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
How do you measure a year in the light?
Original Lyrics:
How do you measure a year in the life?
Fugees', "Killing Me Softly"
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt all frustrated
Original Lyrics:
I felt all flushed with fever
Hootie and the Blowfish's, "Let Her Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said Dad's the one I love the most
But Stipe's not far behind
Original Lyrics:
She said Dar's the one I love the most
But Stipe's not far behind.
Moonspell's, "Opium"
Misheard Lyrics:
Acid abuse with drugs
Original Lyrics:
As we fuse with your root
Natalie Imbruglia's, "Big Mistake"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's blood on your face
Original Lyrics:
And there's mud on your face
Natalie Imbruglia's, "Smoke"
Misheard Lyrics:
My wallaby, hung out to try
Original Lyrics:
My lullaby, hung out to dry
No Doubt's, "Don't Speak"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know what you're singing
And I don't need your raisins
Original Lyrics:
I know what you're thinking
And I don't need your reasons
Radiohead's, "No surprises"
Misheard Lyrics:
A heart that's full of black, a landfill
Original Lyrics:
A heart that's full up like a landfill
Rod Stewart's, "Faith of the Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody is going to bend and rape me
Original Lyrics:
Nobody is going to bend or break me
Smashing Pumpkins', "Bullet with Butterfly Wings"
Misheard Lyrics:
Despite all my rage
I am still operating, hey.
Original Lyrics:
Despite all my rage,
I am still just a rat in a cage.
Wiggles', "In The Wiggles World"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's The Wiggles' World
Original Lyrics:
In the Wiggles world
Winger's, "Down Incognito"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm all out of junk
Original Lyrics:
And I'm all out of time
 
2000s
Natalie Imbruglia's, "Beauty on the Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cover my de-scent
Original Lyrics:
Cover my decent
Natalie Imbruglia's, "Counting Down the Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no rules
Original Lyrics:
There's no room
Natalie Imbruglia's, "Glorious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking down the 5th Street
Original Lyrics:
Walking down the Frith Street
Natalie Imbruglia's, "Shiver"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just wake up
Original Lyrics:
I just break up
Natalie Imbruglia's, "That Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
I lay down beside Michelle
Original Lyrics:
I lay down beside myself
SlipKnot's, "Skin Ticket"
Misheard Lyrics:
give me myself alive
Original Lyrics:
Keeping myself alive
The Killers', "Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turning into wallabies
Toking on your alibi
Original Lyrics:
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
The Prodigy's, "Omen"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's an old man
Original Lyrics:
It's an omen
Toploader's, "Dancing in the Moonlight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody treats a woman's right
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's feeling warm and bright
 
2010s
Maroon 5's, "Animals"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I'm paying for you tonight
Original Lyrics:
Baby I'm preying on you tonight
Meghan Trainor's, "Me Too"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buddha sixteen thing acting over there
Original Lyrics:
Who's that sexy thing I see over there?
Panic! At the Disco's, "Hey Look Ma, I Made It"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the Garden of Eden
Original Lyrics:
In the Garden of Evil
Pink's, "What About Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
What about trucks?
Original Lyrics:
What about trust?
Post Malone's, "Circles"
Misheard Lyrics:
You thought that it was special, special
But it was just a sex doll, sex doll
Original Lyrics:
You thought that it was special, special
But it was just the sex though, sex though
Selena Gomez's, "Hate You to Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you love Big Bird
Original Lyrics:
And you let it burn
Tame Impala's, "On track"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strictly speaking, I'm still on crack
Original Lyrics:
Strictly speaking, I'm still on track
 
country
Carrie Underwood's, "Before He Cheats"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's probably eating Friskies
Original Lyrics:
She's probably getting frisky
Lee Ann Womack's, "I Hope You Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you never lose your sense of hunger
Original Lyrics:
I hope you never lose your sense of wonder
 
xmas
Traditional's, "Away in a Manger"
Misheard Lyrics:
The little Lord Jesus laid down in Sweden
Original Lyrics:
The little Lord Jesus laid down his sweet head

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