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1950s
Stanley Holloway's, "Get Me to the Church on Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull out the stopper
I've got a whopper
So get me to the church on time
Original Lyrics:
Pull out the stopper
Let's have a whopper
But get me to the church on time
 
1960s
The Association's, "Everything That Touches You"
Misheard Lyrics:
No
Original Lyrics:
Love
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a boner
Original Lyrics:
Ride your pony
 
1970s
Aerosmith's, "Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
See with me
Original Lyrics:
Sing with me
America's, "Sister Golden Hair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you see it in wild rice?
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see it in my eyes?
Anita Ward's, "Ring My Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can be my guest
Original Lyrics:
You can ring my bell
Ashford & Simpson's, "Found a Cure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Found a cube
Original Lyrics:
Found a cure
Barry Manilow's, "Copacabana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tony sailed across the bar
And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two
There was blood and a gun
But gazoo shot who?
Original Lyrics:
Tony sailed across the bar
And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two
There was blood and a single gunshot
But just who shot who?
Billy Joel's, "Big Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
You had to be in pictures, did ya?
Original Lyrics:
You had to be a big shot, did ya?
Carroll O'Connor and Jean Stapleton's, "Those Were the Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
G. R. Ola sal'rate rate
Original Lyrics:
Gee, our old La Salle ran great
Earth, Wind & Fire's, "September"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hallelujah
Original Lyrics:
Ba de ya
Fleetwood Mac's, "Go Your Own Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go! You're homely!
Original Lyrics:
Go your own way!
Gary Wright's, "Love Is Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Belarus
Original Lyrics:
There's a mirror
Kool & the Gang's, "Hollywood Swinging"
Misheard Lyrics:
You forgot to say
Original Lyrics:
What you got to say?
Lynyrd Skynyrd's, "Saturday Night Special"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you like to drink cold whiskey
Original Lyrics:
And if you like to drink your whiskey
Lynyrd Skynyrd's, "Saturday Night Special"
Misheard Lyrics:
So why don't we dump all people to the bottom of the sea?
Original Lyrics:
So why don't we dump 'em, people, to the bottom of the sea?
Marvin Gaye's, "Got to Give it Up, Pt. 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long as you're groovy
Original Lyrics:
Long as you prove it
Parliament's, "Give Up the Funk (Tear the Roof Off the Sucker)"
Misheard Lyrics:
We got the bunk
Original Lyrics:
We got the funk
Steve Miller Band's, "Jungle Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cover up
Original Lyrics:
Jungle love
Supertramp's, "Breakfast in America"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never seem to get along
Original Lyrics:
I never seem to get a lot
The Doobie Brothers', "Listen to the Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa-oa, whistle to the music
Original Lyrics:
Whoa-oa, listen to the music
Wings', "Mull of Kintyre"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love Kintyre
Original Lyrics:
Mull of Kintyre
 
1980s
Aerosmith's, "Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
I put away my price
Original Lyrics:
I put away my pride
Berlin's, "The Metro"
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember the night before the war (was) declared.
Original Lyrics:
I remember the night we walked along the Seine.
Eric Carmen's, "Hungry Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hungry ass
Original Lyrics:
Hungry eyes
Kim Wilde's, "You Keep Me Hangin' On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Such a freak, why don't you, baby?
Original Lyrics:
Set me free, why don't you, baby?
 
1990s
Bee Gees', "For Whom The Bell Tolls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn't stop, take a local myself and save me losing you
Original Lyrics:
I didn't stop, take a look at myself and see me losing you
C+C Music Factory's, "Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let them play Blue's Clues
Original Lyrics:
Let the rhythm move you
Cast of Barney & Friends', "Barney Theme Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when he's gone
Original Lyrics:
And when he's tall
Celine Dion's, "Because You Loved Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm everything I ain't
Original Lyrics:
I'm everything I am
Christina Aguilera's, "Genie in a Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
My body's saying I think so
Original Lyrics:
My body's saying let's go
Dave Matthews Band's, "Ants Marching"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never changes to think
Original Lyrics:
Never changes a thing
Gloria Estefan's, "Coming Out of the Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
Save-a-Lot
Original Lyrics:
See the light
Lutricia McNeal's, "Someone Loves You Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
No matter what, just be my god, baby
Original Lyrics:
No matter what, just be my guy, baby.
Metallica's, "Nothing Else Matters"
Misheard Lyrics:
No matter, have fun
Original Lyrics:
No matter how far
Michael Jackson's, "You Are Not Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
But first I need your head
Then forever can begin
Original Lyrics:
But first I need your hand
Then forever can begin
Monica's, "The First Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Skin is a lake
Original Lyrics:
It's getting so late
Movie Scripts', "Phenomenon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you get that rubbish?
Original Lyrics:
Did you get that rabbit?
Rockell's, "In a Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a dream I love
Original Lyrics:
In a dream my love
Snow's, "Informer"
Misheard Lyrics:
A Ricky boom boom now
Original Lyrics:
A licky boom boom down
Texas', "Black Eyed Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tidy up your odyssey
Original Lyrics:
Tie me up with your deceit
Xscape's, "The Arms of the One Who Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strong enough to let you grow
Original Lyrics:
Strong enough to let you go
 
2000s
Dido's, "White Flag"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you live by the road-side, it's all right
And I'm sure that that makes sense
Original Lyrics:
And if you live by the rules of it's over
Then I'm sure that that makes sense
Melanie B's, "Tell Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kill me
Original Lyrics:
Tell me
 
2010s
Ed Sheeran's, "Thinking Out Loud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe just the touch of your head
Original Lyrics:
Maybe just the touch of your hand
Grace Petrie's, "Your Favourite Joke"
Misheard Lyrics:
Find me sitting on my own egg salmon
Original Lyrics:
Find me sitting on my own examining
Lower Than Atlantis', "Here We Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shut up, we're coming through, we're heading for you
Original Lyrics:
Shout, we're coming through, we're heading for you
Miley Cyrus', "Wrecking Ball"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess I should have let you win
Original Lyrics:
I guess I should have let you in
Rihanna's, "Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shining bright like a diaper
Original Lyrics:
Shining bright like a diamond
 
misc
The Wizard of Oz's, "If I Only Had a Brain "
Misheard Lyrics:
I could while away the hours
Ejaculate on flowers
Consulting with the rain
Original Lyrics:
I could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consulting with the rain

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