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1950s
Commercial's, "Pepsi - For Those Who Think Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
The lively crown today agrees
Original Lyrics:
The lively crowd today agrees
 
1960s
Disney's 'Lady and The Tramp''s, "The Siamese Twins Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are Siamese if you please.
Reaper's Scythe is minty if you don't please!
Original Lyrics:
We are Siamese if you plee-ease.
We are Siamese if you don't please.
Paul Newman's, "Plastic Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goin' ninety-five ain't scary...
Original Lyrics:
Goin' ninety, I ain't scary...
 
1970s
Abba's, "Lay All Your Love on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a jailbird before we met
Now every woman I see is on detention break
Original Lyrics:
I wasn't jealous before we met
Now every woman I see is a potential threat
Dr. John's, "Walk On Guilded Splinters"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peanut butter
Original Lyrics:
'Til I burn up
Eddie Money's, "Baby Hold On"
Misheard Lyrics:
The future is lost in sea
Original Lyrics:
The future is ours to see
Elton John's, "Daniel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Danielle, my brother
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, my brother
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me Darlin', she supplanted
You had a busy day today
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
Eric Clapton's, "I Shot the Sheriff "
Misheard Lyrics:
But I swear it was in septic tanks
Original Lyrics:
But I swear it was in self defense
Jose Feliciano's, "Chico and the Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a nudist has begun
Original Lyrics:
And a new day has begun
Stephen Stills', "Love the One You're With"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love the Loma Linda
Original Lyrics:
Love the one you're with
Steppenwolf's, "Magic Carpet Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
On America's park and ride
Original Lyrics:
On a magic carpet ride
Sylvester's, "I Need You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I meet you
Original Lyrics:
I need you
The Doors', "L.A. Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or a another lost thing y'all.
Original Lyrics:
Or just another lost angel.
Theme Songs', "Good Times (closing)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just looking out of my window
Watching the apples grow
Thinking how the whole world's said and done
Good times (yeah), good times
Keeping your hands in the water
Making a rave when you can
Original Lyrics:
Just looking out of the window
Watching the asphalt grow
Thinking how it all looks hand-me-down
Good times (yeah), good times
Keeping your head above water
Making a wave when you can
 
1980s
Aerosmith's, "Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do this like a leader!
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady!
Commercial's, "Big Red"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunkist a little longer
Original Lyrics:
So kiss a little longer
Commercial's, "Juicy Fruit"
Misheard Lyrics:
The test is gonna move it when you pop it in your mouth
Original Lyrics:
The taste is gonna move you when you pop it in your mouth
Golden Earring's, "Twighlight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feces in my mouth
Feels like there's some corn
Original Lyrics:
This place is a madhouse
Feels like being cloned
John Mellencamp's, "Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon
Make us swim in a can.
Original Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon
Make us women and men.
M/A/R/R/S's, "Pump Up the Volume"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bump on the volume
Original Lyrics:
Pump up the volume
Misfits 's, "Earth AD"
Misheard Lyrics:
You bet your life there's gonna be a fight
You bet your life because I'm here to fight yeah
Bet your life there's gonna be a fight
You bet your life because and good god, you're gonna dance alight, my gift releasing you.
Original Lyrics:
You bet your life there's gonna be a fight
You bet your life because the Hills Have Eyes said
You bet your life there's gonna be a fight
You bet your life because the Hills Have Eyes
I said guns are God, I said that death is mine to give to you.
Misfits 's, "Queen Wasp"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot stick it in your back baby, my cigarette burning you baby
Original Lyrics:
Hot stinger in your back baby, hot stinger burning you baby
Phil Collins', "Don't Let Him Steal Your Heart Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't let him steal your hardware
Original Lyrics:
Please don't let him steal your heart away
Rush's, "Tom Sawyer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mean, mean bride
Original Lyrics:
Mean, mean pride
The Cult's, "Sweet Soul Sister"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's a little slut
Original Lyrics:
Hustle and strut
The Outfield's, "Your Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Try to stop my head from shaking
Original Lyrics:
Try to stop my hands from shaking
 
1990s
Ace of Base's, "The Sign"
Misheard Lyrics:
I found a nude man
Original Lyrics:
I found a new life
Boa's, "Duvet"
Misheard Lyrics:
help me to breed
Original Lyrics:
help me to breathe
Cast of Barney & Friends', "Nothing Beats a Pizza"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pizza, pizza
Nothing pizza, pizza
Original Lyrics:
Pizza, pizza
Nothing beats a pizza
Commercial's, "Taco Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Run for the boredom
Original Lyrics:
Run for the border
Danzig's, "Mother"
Misheard Lyrics:
9 to 5 I see your light!
And if you wanna find hell with me
Original Lyrics:
Not about to see your light.
And if you wanna find hell with me.
Live's, "Lightning Crashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a ruler coming down chasing the wind
Original Lyrics:
Like a rolling thunder chasing the wind
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Scar Tissue"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm asleep with Colin Powell
Original Lyrics:
Autumn's sweet, we call it fall.
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Scar Tissue"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the birds of shade, it's a lonely view
Original Lyrics:
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
Smash Mouth's, "All Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey now, you're a monster
Original Lyrics:
Hey now, you're an all star
Sugar Ray's, "Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no time to think
About the starving audience
Original Lyrics:
There's no time to think
About the starting or the end
 
2000s
Bemani's, "Space Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
can you heal me?
Original Lyrics:
can you hear me?
Danzig's, "The Coldest Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blessed are the rays, blessed ice.
Kiss the hand that's over this, kiss the hand that holds this life- damn.
There something out there all my own, the coldest sunlight of them all.
There's nothing out there all my own, the coldest sun where art thou-
Original Lyrics:
Blessed morning rays, blessed ice.
Kiss the hand that offers this
Kiss the hand that holds this life- Ahh
There's something out there alone, the coldest sun that I found.
There's something out there all alone- the coldest sun where I lie
Eiffel 65's, "Move Your Body"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on now in the bonnet
Original Lyrics:
Come on now everybody
Jennifer Lopez's, "Jenny from the Block"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still Jimmy from the block
Original Lyrics:
I'm still Jenny from the block
Kotoko's, "Princess Bride"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't be your princess I won't be your princess
Sell me muffins, what can I do for you?
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be your princess I wanna be your princess
Tell me my prince, what can I do for you?
Mika Kanai's, "Sukizuki oo Nii Nii"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nii Nii, I die
Original Lyrics:
Nii nii aitai
 
2010s
Adele's, "Turning Tables"
Misheard Lyrics:
Torment ego
Original Lyrics:
Turning tables
Coldplay's, "Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parallel, parallel, paradise.
Original Lyrics:
Para, para Paradise
Fall Out Boy's, "Church"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you were church I'd get on my niece
Confess my love I'd know where to be
Original Lyrics:
If you were church I'd get on my knees
Confess my love I'd know where to be
Maroon 5's, "What Lovers Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh ooh ooh ooh which chef are you?
Original Lyrics:
Ooh ooh ooh ooh been wishin' for you
Nicki Minaj's, "Side to Side (with Ariana Grande)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you wanna menage you need twice the girl
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna Minaj, I got a tricycle
Zeal And Ardor 's, "Come on Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a house with burning roast, we are the love, the lives,the lies!
Original Lyrics:
And when the house it burns to rust, we will discern the lives we lost.
 
misc
Commercial's, "Bic Perfume"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big Ben is in your pocket
Original Lyrics:
Put Paris in your pocket

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