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1960s
Procol Harum's, "Whiter Shade of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
And so it was that later
As the melodrama's tale
That her face, at first just ghostly
Turned a whiter shade of pale
Original Lyrics:
And so it was that later
As the miller told his tale
That her face, at first just ghostly
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
Robin Gibb's, "Saved by the Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
On your own car sale
Original Lyrics:
On your own carousel
The Who's, "Pinball Wizard"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a pinhead wizard
Original Lyrics:
He's a pinball wizard
Theme Songs', "Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street.
Gone to go and see a double feat.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride with the family down the street.
Through the couserty of Fred's two feet
 
1970s
Blondie's, "Heart of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Locked inside
Original Lyrics:
Lost inside
Crosby, Stills, and Nash's, "Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the downhill run
To Papee-te Bay
Original Lyrics:
And the downhill run to Papeete
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Defended old guitar is all he can't afford
Original Lyrics:
Left-handed old guitar is all he can afford
Heatwave's, "The Grooveline"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave your woman behind
Original Lyrics:
Leave your worries behind
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
don't tell me no lies, maybe you have been there
Original Lyrics:
don't tell me no lies, make me a happy man
Robin Gibb's, "Oh! Darling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh! Dolly
Original Lyrics:
Oh! Darling
Scrooge (The Musical)'s, "I Like Life "
Misheard Lyrics:
I like living the life of leisure, pausing only to check my liver.
Original Lyrics:
I like living the life of pleasure, pausing only to take my leisure.
Traditional's, "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Apple butter dreams
Original Lyrics:
Life is but a dream.
 
1980s
Alice Cooper's, "Hello Hooray"
Misheard Lyrics:
Loving every second, every movement, every scream
Original Lyrics:
Loving every second, every moment, every scream
Bill Medley's, "Doin' It the Best I Can (Just the Ten of Us Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** and I say
Original Lyrics:
What can I say?
Commercial's, "Flintstones Vitamins"
Misheard Lyrics:
10 minutes long and growing
Original Lyrics:
10 million strong and growing
Dire Straits', "Money for Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want my ATV
Original Lyrics:
I want my MTV
Dire Straits', "Money for Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
We got an in store microwave oven
Original Lyrics:
We gotta install microwave ovens
Dire Straits', "Walk of Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
He do the song about the Six Million Dollar Woman
Original Lyrics:
He do the song about the sweet lovin' woman
Huey Lewis and the News', "The Power of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't need no pretty car to ride this train.
Original Lyrics:
Don't need no credit card to ride this train.
John Mellencamp's, "Cherry Bomb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Outside the club Cheddar Bomb
Original Lyrics:
Outside the club Cherry Bomb
Journey's, "Separate Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
If he ever hurts you
True no one deserves you
Original Lyrics:
If he ever hurts you
True love won't desert you
Michael Jackson's, "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’ve been saved by the sound of Michael’s song
Original Lyrics:
Ma ma say, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa.
Michael Jackson's, "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're hiding an ogre
Get over get under
Original Lyrics:
Too high to get over
Too low to get under
Prince's, "Alphabet St."
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna die to Alphabet St.
Original Lyrics:
I'm going down to Alphabet St.
Prince's, "Sign o' the Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now he's doing whores
Original Lyrics:
Now he's doing horse
REO Speedwagon's, "Keep On Loving You"
Misheard Lyrics:
All cut up and missing
Original Lyrics:
All coiled up and hissing
Robin Gibb's, "Boys Do Fall in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one wants to find it
Original Lyrics:
No one wants to fight it
Tears For Fears', "Sowing the Seeds of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Read the books children, if you can even read, sell books to read
Original Lyrics:
Read it in the books, in the crannies and the nooks, there are books to read
Tears For Fears', "Sowing the Seeds of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
So back off the promised land
Original Lyrics:
So without love and a promised land
 
1990s
Bad English's, "Price of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Price of Luvs
Original Lyrics:
Price of love
Cher's, "Believe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can hear something that Simon Says
Original Lyrics:
I can hear something inside me saying
Los Del Rio's, "Macarena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Makan Rendang!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Macarena!
Marcy Playground's, "Sex and Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I smell sexy
Can't be here
Original Lyrics:
I smell sex and candy here.
R.E.M.'s, "Man on the Moon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Andy did you you hear about Miss Swan?
Original Lyrics:
Andy did you hear about this one?
Richard Marx's, "The Way She Loves Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna hold her, we're gonna...my, my!
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna hold on with all of my might
Roxette's, "It Must’ve Been Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay a wet spot, on my pillow..
Original Lyrics:
Lay a whisper, on my pillow..
The Cranberries', "Linger"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'm searching food for you
Original Lyrics:
You know I'm such a fool for you
The Lion King's, "Circle of Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
aaaaaaaaaaaaah the beña konnichiwa s t o o m
Original Lyrics:
Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba Sithi uhm ingonyama
 
2000s
3 Doors Down's, "Citizen Soldier"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing on God
Original Lyrics:
Standing on guard
Commercial's, "Jones' Good Ass BBQ and Foot Massage"
Misheard Lyrics:
Craze pumpkin feet massage
Original Lyrics:
Jones' barbecue and foot massage
Commercial's, "Jones' Good Ass BBQ and Foot Massage"
Misheard Lyrics:
Draise pumpkin feet massage
Original Lyrics:
Jones barbecue and foot massage
Li'l Jon's, "Snap Yo Fingers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Snap yo finals!
Original Lyrics:
Snap yo fingers!
 
2010s
Clean Bandit's, "Rather Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kyoto to L.A.
Original Lyrics:
Kyoto to The Bay
Commercial's, "Rain-X"
Misheard Lyrics:
And get superior driving disability at a great value
Original Lyrics:
And get superior driving visibility at a great value
Imagine Dragons', "Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pain, oh let the boots fly up in the rai.
Original Lyrics:
Pain, oh let the bullets fly, oh let them rain.
Imagine Dragons', "Monster"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm only a man and the camel got me
Original Lyrics:
I'm only a man with a chamber who got me
Miley Cyrus', "Who Owns My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a tiled way
Original Lyrics:
Like a tidal wave
Pink's, "Just Like Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
We came here to party, party, party
or
We can get 'em running, running, running
Original Lyrics:
We came here to run it
Run it, run it
Shawn Mendes', "There's Nothing Holdin' Me Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a father where she goes
Original Lyrics:
I wanna follow where she goes
 
country
Garth Brooks', "The Thunder Rolls"
Misheard Lyrics:
as the storm goes on that of control
Original Lyrics:
As the storm blows on
Out of control

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