Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for May 12, 2016

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1950s
Bill Haley & His Comets', "Rock Around the Clock" Misheard Lyrics: When the clock strikes twelve we'll pull off our pants, Stand up rockin' 'round the clock again Original Lyrics: When the clock strikes twelve, we'll cool off then, Start rockin' 'round the clock again

1960s
Merrilee Rush's, "Angel of The Morning" Misheard Lyrics: Just touch my teeth before you leave me baby Original Lyrics: Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby.	The Peppermint Trolley Company's, "The Brady Bunch" Misheard Lyrics: 'Til the one day when the lady ate this Jell-O Original Lyrics: 'Til the one day when the lady met this fellow

1970s
Atlanta Rhythm Section's, "So Into You" Misheard Lyrics: When you walked into the room, there was doo-doo in the bag. Original Lyrics: There was voodoo in the vibes	Creedence Clearwater Revival's, "Lookin' out My Back Door " Misheard Lyrics: Jews, Jews, Jews, looking out my back door. Original Lyrics: Doo, Doo, Doo, looking out my back door.
Johnny Mathis and Deniece Williams', "Too Much, Too Little, Too Late" Misheard Lyrics: Pretty olden bridges tumbling down Original Lyrics: Pitty all your bridges tumbling down	Johnny Mathis and Deniece Williams', "Too Much, Too Little, Too Late" Misheard Lyrics: Yes, it's over, the chimps are drowned Original Lyrics: Yes, it's over, the chips are down
Prince's, "Why You Wanna Treat Me So Bad?" Misheard Lyrics: There's some pop going round town or There's some popular round tongue or There's some taco round town or There's some tropical round tongue Original Lyrics: There's some talk going round town	Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody" Misheard Lyrics: Hit me with the window Doesn't really shatter. Original Lyrics: Any way the wind blows Doesn't really matter.
Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody" Misheard Lyrics: Is this the real life? Is this just Butterfree? Original Lyrics: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?	Steely Day's, "Kid Charlemagne" Misheard Lyrics: Although Dago freaks that used to run the place Original Lyrics: All those day-glow freaks who used to paint their face

1980s
Alvin and the Chipmunks', "Alvin and the Chipmunks" Misheard Lyrics: It's been a while back, we're back in stop Original Lyrics: It's been a while but we're back in style	Alvin and the Chipmunks', "Alvin and the Chipmunks" Misheard Lyrics: We're the cheap ones Original Lyrics: We're the Chipmunks
Barry Manilow's, "Daybreak" Misheard Lyrics: It was date rape Original Lyrics: Daybreak	Billy Idol's, "Dancing With Myself" Misheard Lyrics: My ass begins to stink Original Lyrics: It will give me time to think
Billy Joel's, "Shameless" Misheard Lyrics: I'm Shaman Original Lyrics: I'm shameless	Dire Straits', "Walk of Life" Misheard Lyrics: Here comes Journey singing only Cold-Eeze Original Lyrics: Here comes Johnny singing oldies goldies
Gary Portnoy's, "Where Everybody Knows Your Name" Misheard Lyrics: Wouldn't you like a getaway? Original Lyrics: Wouldn't you like to get away?	John Fogerty's, "Centerfield" Misheard Lyrics: Put me in cold, Original Lyrics: Put me in, Coach
Johnny Mathis and Deniece Williams', "Without Us (Family Ties theme)" Misheard Lyrics: It's like I started reading on a night we kissed Original Lyrics: It's like I started breathing on the night we kissed	Johnny Mathis and Deniece Williams', "Without Us (Family Ties theme)" Misheard Lyrics: What would we do, baby, without lunch? Original Lyrics: What would we do, baby, without us?
Prince's, "Controvery" Misheard Lyrics: Do humans get high 'Cause you're a kind of guy? or Do you get high 'Cause you're Fanny's guy? or Well you need to get high 'Cause you're datin' a guy or Well eunuch, get high 'Cause you're playin' a guy or Well you need to get hot 'Cause you're playin' a gun or Well you need to get hot 'Cause you're playin' with God Original Lyrics: Do you get high? Does your daddy cry?	Red Rider's, "Lunatic Fringe" Misheard Lyrics: Let me take reds! (reds ...reds..) We all know they're out there. Original Lyrics: Lunatic fringe! We all know you're out there.
The Bangles', "Walk Like an Egyptian" Misheard Lyrics: When the butcher reads Original Lyrics: When the buzzer rings	Theme Songs', "Rainbow Brite" Misheard Lyrics: Rain or shine Original Lyrics: Rainbow Brite
U2's, "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" Misheard Lyrics: La da dee, la da da, wonderful people Original Lyrics: I still haven't found what I'm looking for	Z Z Top's, "Pearl Necklace" Misheard Lyrics: She wore a purple neckbrace... Original Lyrics: She wore a pearl necklace...

1990s
Bee Gees', "Night Fever" Misheard Lyrics: Knife feeder Original Lyrics: Night fever	Blind Melon's, "No Rain" Misheard Lyrics: And all I can do is eat a boog' to stay awake. Original Lyrics: And all I can do is read a book to stay awake.
Bon Jovi's, "Bad Medicine" Misheard Lyrics: Yellin' is like bad medicine. Original Lyrics: Your love is like bad medicine.	Notorious B.I.G's, "Juicy" Misheard Lyrics: Putting five carrots in my baby girl ear Original Lyrics: Putting five karats in my baby girl ear
Primal Scream's, "Loaded" Misheard Lyrics: Hotdogs lose you love Original Lyrics: I don't wanna lose your love.	Rockapella's, "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?" Misheard Lyrics: She's a stinky finger filter Original Lyrics: She's a sticky fingered filcher
Snow's, "Informer" Misheard Lyrics: I lick yo bum bum now Original Lyrics: I licky boom boom dem	Theme Songs', "Bookmice" Misheard Lyrics: Three curious nights who love to read Original Lyrics: Three curious mice who love to read
Theme Songs', "California Dreams" Misheard Lyrics: Feelin' yellow Original Lyrics: Feelin' mellow

2000s
DMX's, "X Gonna Give It to Ya" Misheard Lyrics: I'm stainless steel Original Lyrics: I'm standin' still	Fall Out Boy feat. John Mayer's, "Beat It" Misheard Lyrics: No one wants to be a penis Original Lyrics: No one wants to be defeated
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance Dance (Linbergh Palace Remix)" Misheard Lyrics: I'm two heroes in a half shell Original Lyrics: I'm two quarters and a heart down.	Justin Timberlake's, "Sexyback" Misheard Lyrics: I'm bringing Nessie back Original Lyrics: I'm bringing sexyback
Taylor Swift's, "Our Song" Misheard Lyrics: Our song is the way to laugh The first date man, I didn't kiss her in the s*** house Original Lyrics: Our song is the way you laugh The first date man, I didn't kiss her and I should have	Theme Songs', "Dora the Explorer" Misheard Lyrics: Keep it super cool, master of Dora Original Lyrics: Boots and super cool explora Dora
Theme Songs', "Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman" Misheard Lyrics: Bitch! Original Lyrics: Fetch!

2010s
Fall Out Boy's, "Alone Together" Misheard Lyrics: I'm a dead cat, I'm a nest Original Lyrics: I'm on deck and I'm up next	Katy Perry's, "Dark Horse" Misheard Lyrics: So you wanna play with my dick? Original Lyrics: So you wanna play with magic?
Theme Songs', "The Chica Show" Misheard Lyrics: Welcome to the cheaper show Original Lyrics: Welcome to The Chica Show	Theme Song's, "Six Same Faces" Misheard Lyrics: don't be a racist Original Lyrics: don't be a nuisance

country
Gretchen Wilson's, "Redneck Woman" Misheard Lyrics: I'm just a pride of Dublin raising. I say "hey y'all" and "yee haw." Original Lyrics: I'm just a product of my raising. I say "hey y'all" and "yee haw."	Lila McCann's, "To Get Me to You" Misheard Lyrics: And I don't forget Lorraine Original Lyrics: And I don't forget the rain

misc
Traditional's, "The Star Spangled Banner" Misheard Lyrics: Orlando of the free and the home of the bray. Original Lyrics: Over land of the free and the home of the brave.
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