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Fun Music Information -> Total Coelo
This is the most recent information about Total Coelo that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Total Coelo, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
Possible Misspelled Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Toto CoeloNew Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Totally Cool | A name that UK and US *could* agree on for them. | Reptone |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "I Eat Canada" | "I Eat Cannibals" | Opie M. |
| "I Eat Cannonballs" | "I Eat Cannibals" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name |
| "Why Are You Alive?," The Vandals | "I Eat Cannibals," Total Coelo |
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"I Beat Cannibals" originally "I Eat Cannibals"
Bob
Change a Letter:
"I Rat Cannibals" originally "I Eat Cannibals"
As in "ratting them out"
Karen Smith
"I Bat Cannibals" originally "I Eat Cannibals"
Karen Smith
"I Pat Cannibals" originally "I Eat Cannibals"
Sonia Rinzaimayor
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "I Eat Cannibals" | "I Use Bowling Balls" | Arcade Junkie |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| I Eat Cannibals | Cannibal hotline | Brit Boxx |
| I Eat Cannibals | Butcher shop | Spalph |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| I Can't Help Myself The Four Tops | I Eat Cannibals Total Coelo | I Can't Help Myself, I Eat Cannibals! Yummy! | crazydon |
| I Eat Cannibals Total Coelo | Candy Cameo | I Eat Candy | Ed |
Misheard Lyrics:
"I Eat Cannibals"
Misheard Lyrics: I will take you home
Original Lyrics: I got steak at home
| "I Eat Cannibals"
Misheard Lyrics: Can't stop biting on a chop-chop
Original Lyrics: Can't stop dicing on a chop-chop
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"I Eat Cannibals"
Misheard Lyrics: The weight of the animal in me
Original Lyrics: You bring out the animal in me.
| "I Eat Cannibals"
Misheard Lyrics: I eat cannibals
It's incredible Incredibly edible To me I eat cannonballs. Original Lyrics: I eat cannibals
It's incredible You bring out the animal In me I eat cannibals. |
| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
How to Pronounce a Band Name:
"Total co-EH-lo
The British one-hit wonder band with "I Eat Cannibals." While known in their native UK as Toto Coelo, they are known in the US as Total Coelo as to not be confused with the American band Toto (and possibly to avoid being sued by them).
Submitted by: David
Band Name Anagrams:
Ol' Lace, Otto Submitted by: Carolyn Morgenstern
Ol' Ace Lotto Submitted by: Carolyn Morgenstern
Locate Tool Submitted by: Ed
Locate Loot Submitted by: Ed
What a robber tries to do?
Collate, Too Submitted by: Ed
Song Title Anagrams:
"Elicit Bananas" originally "I Eat Cannibals"
Submitted by: Harlow Goobley
