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Song Parodies -> "I Use Bowling Balls"

Original Song Title:

"I Eat Cannibals"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Total Coelo

Parody Song Title:

"I Use Bowling Balls"

Parody Written by:

Arcade Junkie

The Lyrics

What's the one thing to use out there when you go to the bowling alley?
I use bowling balls
Black-ball animals
My balls can be used to go bowling
I use bowling balls

I use bowling balls
They're incredible
They bring out the 300 in me
I use bowling balls


What can you do
on rolls of 2
Strike strike, spare it up
I'm never gonna stop
Making a strike
Make pins goodbye
Oh no, gutterball
Use 2 chances and that's all

Oh, I use bowling balls
balck-ball animals
My balls can be used to go bowling
I use bowling balls

I use bowling balls
They're incredible
They bring out the 300 in me
I use bowling balls

Colors to spice
How much the price?
Knocking pins of ten
Do it all again
sizes to dish
I can't resist
sporting recipe
What I play is good for me

Oh, I use bowling balls
Black-ball animals
My balls can be used to go bowling
I use bowling balls

I use bowling balls
They're incredible
They bring out the 300 in me
I use bowling balls

All I wanna do
Make a strike out of you
Nothing to compare
With my kind of spare

Got a roller for my love
(strike, strike, spare it up, I'm never gonna stop)
It's all i'm thinkin' of
(oh no, gutterball, use 2 chances and that's all)
Which hand would you throw?
(knocking pins of ten, do it all again)
To send the pins home
(I use bowling balls)


I don't need no softball game
No football to run all the way
I rally to the alley where the pins are
can't you see
I'm not into frisbee platters
bowling balls is all that matters
You're the kind of ball
who puts the 300 in me

I use bowling balls
black-ball animals
My balls can be used to go bowling
I use bowling balls

I use bowling balls
they're incredible
They bring out the 300 in me
I use bowling balls

Striking, sparing, any size you're wearin'
Green, red and blue and sometimes even wacky, too
tonight, today, can you roll it which way?
Don't drop, don't shake, there's a bag that you can take

Green, red and blue and sometimes even wacky, too
Tonight, today, cann you roll it which way?
Don't drop, don't shake, there's a bag that you can take
speed up, slow down, knock all 10 pins downtown

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Agrimorfee - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Possibly the sickest little pop song about cannibalism has been turned into the cutest little pop song about the sport of bowling. Nice job! 545
Serafina - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I voted straight 5's; this was a really great parody. Very nicely written, too.
nally - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Great one. 5-5-5
Blue Ant - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Ditto on all the above comments.

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