I could write about having a messed up life, doing drugs and living on the streets with a gun for company...but I'd be lying through my keyboard.
Anyway, 13th October 1985 was the day I came from my mother's womb - with a weird sense of humour. I started parody writing around August 2001 with my first parody 'Xander-9-9-9' to Purple Hills by D-12. One thing I claim to and boast about is being the weirdest lyracist (doesn't exactly mean that I'm the best) with lyrics that don't make sense half the time. I'm gonna keep on parodyin' and 'PARODY THE SPILL' (new catchprase: Patent Pending!) and see more of me on AmIRight! I'LL BE THE BIGGEST STAR HERE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st of The Season | 1st Of The Month | Bone Thugs N Harmony | 3.0 | 3.3 | 3.0 | 209 | |
| Xander 9-9-9 | Purple Hills | D-12 | 3.5 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 147 | |
| My Name Is...ZELL DINCT! | My Name Is... | Eminem | 3.9 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 150 | |
| Invasion | Criminal | Eminem | 3.2 | 3.4 | 3.3 | 139 | |
| Spoof Music | Fight Music | D-12 | 2.6 | 2.9 | 2.8 | 5781 | |
| It Wasn't Me (Buffy Remix) | It Wasn't Me | Shaggy | 3.9 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 190 | |
| Hit by the Cane | Eternal Flame | Bangles | 4.1 | 4.2 | 3.9 | 159 | |
| AmIRight.com | Karma Hotel | The Spooks | 3.2 | 3.6 | 3.8 | 135 | |
| Television | Revelation | D-12 | 2.8 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 173 | |
| Cancelled TV Hit | Fat Lip | Sum41 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 160 | |
| Parody | Who We Be | DMX | 4.1 | 3.5 | 3.7 | 192 | |
| Angel | Dammit | Blink 182 | 1.6 | 1.4 | 1.4 | 139 | |
| Garden Paradise | Gangsta's Paradies | Coolio | 3.7 | 2.6 | 3.1 | 1105 | |
| Turning Very Angry | Turning Japanese | The Vapors | 1.1 | 2.3 | 2.0 | 136 | |
| We're Teenz | One Week | Barenaked Ladies | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 131 | |
| Binges | Changes | 2Pac | 3.2 | 4.0 | 3.7 | 210 | |
| Return of Xand | Forgot about Dre | Dr Dre f/Eminem | 3.5 | 3.0 | 3.5 | 130 | |
| Baa Baa Baa Baa | Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm | Crash Test Dummies | 3.2 | 2.6 | 2.0 | 138 | |
| Without Me | Without Me | Eminem | 2.2 | 2.4 | 2.2 | 153 | |
| BK Over You | My Friends Over You | New Found Glory | 3.8 | 3.9 | 3.8 | 157 | |
| Stars All The Bad Films Want | Girl All The Bad Guys Want | Bowling For Soup | 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 134 | |
| What am I On About? | What We're All About | Sum41 | 2.5 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 151 | |
| What's Fun? | What's Luv? | Fat Joe f/Ashanti | 2.4 | 2.0 | 2.2 | 116 | |
| Before I Know (ode To GCSE Results) | Before I Go | Bizzy Bone | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 149 | |
| Original Was Better | Crossroads | Blazin Squad | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 145 | |
| It's Love-Ah | It's Over | Kurupt | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 142 | |
| X-Three-Nine Dunn | Romeo Dunn | Romeo | 2.0 | 3.0 | 2.3 | 166 | |
| She Pastes Me | She Hates Me | Puddle of Mudd | 3.7 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 110 | |
| What's The Problem - Newbie Gang Tribute | What's The Difference | Dr Dre f/ Xzibit and Eminem | 4.0 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 112 | |
| I'm Back | I'm Back | Eminem | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 112 | |
| Crap Game (Rise Of The Robots Tribute) | Rap Name | Obie Trice | 4.7 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 132 | |
| Download Free Tones For Your Mobile Phone! | World Of Our Own | Westlife | 4.2 | 4.8 | 4.1 | 735 | |
| Azazeal's There | Hip to be Square | Huey Lewis and The News | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 175 | |
| Fallen Angel | Proper Crimbo | Avid Merrion | No Votes | 151 | |||
| Pull In Bars | Life On Mars | David Bowie | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 219 | |
