Song Parodies -> Garden Paradise

Original Song Title:

"Gangsta's Paradies"

Original Performer:

Coolio

  
Parody Song Title:

"Garden Paradise"

Parody Written by:

Xander999

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QUISTIS:
As I talk to my class on how to stop doom,
Including how to prevent planet going ka-boom.
But I've been teaching and showing for long,
Even Cid Kramer knows that my mind has gone.
It is now well focused on one of my students,
His name is Squall - social - he don't do it,
You'd better pay attention, cuz his comprehension,
All adds up in his own world of thought.
I really hate to boast, you have to face,
I'm teaching the best looking student in this place, fool,
I'm the type of SeeD that the groupies wannabe like,
In my room in the night,
Saying prayers - my life's not right.

SELPHIE + IRVINE:
Been training most our lives,
Living in this Garden Paradise,
Fought T-Rexaur's once or twice
Living in this Garden Paradise,
We're loyal all our life,
For Cid Kramer's Paradise,
We'll die for what is right,
Balamb Garden Paradise

ZELL:
'Z' to the 'E' and, add the double 'L'
And my surname is Dinct, I was raised this distinct,
I was raised in Balamb, why can't you see?
That too many glory story get ya chasing dreams...
They called me Chicken-Wuss everyday of my life,
But on the battlefield I'm the toughest they find,
I'm a martial artist armed with meteor strikes,
And I attack those people who I don't like, fool.
Death ain't nothing just use pheonix-downs,
We're kicking ass all around, in all of the towns,
I'm seventeen now, and I'm gonna reach seventy,
The way I was trained I say 'YEE!'

RINOA:
Tell me - Can't you see? - Their loyalty?
Garden - they live - Garden - they bleed.

SELPHIE + IRVINE:
Been training most our lives,
Living in this Garden Paradise,
Fought T-Rexaur's once or twice
Living in this Garden Paradise,
We're loyal all our life,
For Cid Kramer's Paradise,
We'll die for what is right,
Balamb Garden Paradise

SQUALL:
Weapons and the money, para-magic, GF's,
Every single minute, Every single hour,
Monsters are coming, but half of them are runnin',
Cuz they know what's comin', but they don't know what hit 'em.
We ain't got much to learn, cuz we're the ones that teach thee,
If you can't understand, then you don't belong in See-D!
If we then lose -- I think we won't,
But if we do; you know that it's going to be rare, cuz...

SELPHIE + IRVINE:
Been training most our lives,
Living in this Garden Paradise,
Fought T-Rexaur's once or twice
Living in this Garden Paradise,
We're loyal all our life,
For Cid Kramer's Paradise,
We'll die for what is right,
Balamb Garden Paradise

Been training most our lives,
Living in this Garden Paradise,
Fought T-Rexaur's once or twice
Living in this Garden Paradise,
We're loyal all our life,
For Cid Kramer's Paradise,
We'll die for what is right,
Balamb Garden Paradise

RINOA:
Tell me - Can't you see? - Their loyalty?
Garden - they live - Garden - they bleed.
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