Song Parodies -> Crap Game (Rise Of The Robots Tribute)
| Original Song Title: | "Rap Name" |
| Original Performer: | Obie Trice |
| Parody Song Title: | "Crap Game (Rise Of The Robots Tribute)" |
| Parody Written by: | Xander999 |
Bleh.
[Verse - 1]
Robots Rise, "Brill Game! Great Graphics!"
Mags; They be in it ever since it was invented
That's cuz then Acclaim hype it.
Rise Robots weild places in history - gamerz you be the witness
All of gamers mad at 'em,
Cuz 'Claim sold another soul, boy they be gamer happy,
Magazines, Reviews know talent,
Rise of the Robots, that's why they fired,
You hit the games, with booze and friends,
And play until you throw the game pad at your friends
"BLOODY 'ELL!" Or how we say it "game ain't swell".
"Good loard!" This game blows, then we off to them stores,
We off to them - lunge!, until purchases refund,
This travasty - big hype, acts like it's tha best,
But it's the most crappest, I cheer
[Chorus]
That's why it is such a, ("Crap Game")
The game's ("Robots Rise")
("They saw it on the screens they be like 'It Looks Nice!' ")
So they came to the game ("Brill game, great graphics")
Acclaim lying...that's why it is such a ("Crap game!")
The game's ("Robots Rise")
("They saw it on the screens they be like 'It Looks Nice!' ")
So they came to the game ("Brill game, great graphics")
Acclaim lying...that's why it is such a
[Verse - 2]
It didn't take much - one bad review (WHOOPS!)
Put downs and no sales you goofs!
The industry answered back with fire arms
With no holding back cus Robots was crap.
What is all that, fighting game that,
Had one of mu-zack's best guitar's strummin'
Bri' May's chords in the halls hummin',
Even the main-fight-er; famous (Cyborg's the good 'un?)
Please believe it, Cy's as "Down to Earth" as Trek's Spock
Comin to clock, evil ro-bots.
A big jump-kick to ya weakspot
Jump-Kick arrogant bots, he keeps the bots off.
Whether or not you believe the status
It's prepared to be the baddest on the map that's happenin'
Put the cartridge back on the rack with others and play else...
[Chorus]
That's why it is such a, ("Crap Game")
The game's ("Robots Rise")
("They saw it on the screens they be like 'It Looks Nice!' ")
So they came to the game ("Brill game, great graphics")
Acclaim lying...that's why it is such a ("Crap game!")
The game's ("Robots Rise")
("They saw it on the screens they be like 'It Looks Nice!' ")
So they came to the game ("Brill game, great graphics")
Acclaim lying...that's why it is such a
[Verse - 3]
Well it's two-play-er, but still I gotta be
Cy' [*Metal noise and two metal*] and sen-try,
But when I jump, robots parts get beat,
And whoa...they might not make it as it's feet
The only move which then sprays damage ways,
Meet the little friends on backgrounds i'm in,
Beat 'em up, but when's the action begin?
Try to block, remind you the Jump-kick's the sh...
Diluted, that word's the description,
1992 - 'Claim up in ya section
([*vocal scratch*] - On any system)
Rise up in ya homes
([*vocal scratch*] - But if it's winning)
Then Rise up jimp-kick those!
I suppose that I am kinda roughy, when it's dealin
With Gameplay, and controls to mock me,
I handled it like Sentry, Help me!
Sequel! Robots 2 - Kick me please!
[Chorus]
That's why it is such a, ("Crap Game")
The game's ("Robots Rise")
("They saw it on the screens they be like 'It Looks Nice!' ")
So they came to the game ("Brill game, great graphics")
Acclaim lying...that's why it is such a ("Crap game!")
The game's ("Robots Rise")
("They saw it on the screens they be like 'It Looks Nice!' ")
So they came to the game ("Brill game, great graphics")
Acclaim lying...that's why it is such a
[*scratching*]
"Crap Game"..."Crap Game"..."Rise Robots
You can play Rise of The Robots...
DON'T!!!!!
Robots Rise, "Brill Game! Great Graphics!"
Mags; They be in it ever since it was invented
That's cuz then Acclaim hype it.
Rise Robots weild places in history - gamerz you be the witness
All of gamers mad at 'em,
Cuz 'Claim sold another soul, boy they be gamer happy,
Magazines, Reviews know talent,
Rise of the Robots, that's why they fired,
You hit the games, with booze and friends,
And play until you throw the game pad at your friends
"BLOODY 'ELL!" Or how we say it "game ain't swell".
"Good loard!" This game blows, then we off to them stores,
We off to them - lunge!, until purchases refund,
This travasty - big hype, acts like it's tha best,
But it's the most crappest, I cheer
[Chorus]
That's why it is such a, ("Crap Game")
The game's ("Robots Rise")
("They saw it on the screens they be like 'It Looks Nice!' ")
So they came to the game ("Brill game, great graphics")
Acclaim lying...that's why it is such a ("Crap game!")
The game's ("Robots Rise")
("They saw it on the screens they be like 'It Looks Nice!' ")
So they came to the game ("Brill game, great graphics")
Acclaim lying...that's why it is such a
[Verse - 2]
It didn't take much - one bad review (WHOOPS!)
Put downs and no sales you goofs!
The industry answered back with fire arms
With no holding back cus Robots was crap.
What is all that, fighting game that,
Had one of mu-zack's best guitar's strummin'
Bri' May's chords in the halls hummin',
Even the main-fight-er; famous (Cyborg's the good 'un?)
Please believe it, Cy's as "Down to Earth" as Trek's Spock
Comin to clock, evil ro-bots.
A big jump-kick to ya weakspot
Jump-Kick arrogant bots, he keeps the bots off.
Whether or not you believe the status
It's prepared to be the baddest on the map that's happenin'
Put the cartridge back on the rack with others and play else...
[Chorus]
That's why it is such a, ("Crap Game")
The game's ("Robots Rise")
("They saw it on the screens they be like 'It Looks Nice!' ")
So they came to the game ("Brill game, great graphics")
Acclaim lying...that's why it is such a ("Crap game!")
The game's ("Robots Rise")
("They saw it on the screens they be like 'It Looks Nice!' ")
So they came to the game ("Brill game, great graphics")
Acclaim lying...that's why it is such a
[Verse - 3]
Well it's two-play-er, but still I gotta be
Cy' [*Metal noise and two metal*] and sen-try,
But when I jump, robots parts get beat,
And whoa...they might not make it as it's feet
The only move which then sprays damage ways,
Meet the little friends on backgrounds i'm in,
Beat 'em up, but when's the action begin?
Try to block, remind you the Jump-kick's the sh...
Diluted, that word's the description,
1992 - 'Claim up in ya section
([*vocal scratch*] - On any system)
Rise up in ya homes
([*vocal scratch*] - But if it's winning)
Then Rise up jimp-kick those!
I suppose that I am kinda roughy, when it's dealin
With Gameplay, and controls to mock me,
I handled it like Sentry, Help me!
Sequel! Robots 2 - Kick me please!
[Chorus]
That's why it is such a, ("Crap Game")
The game's ("Robots Rise")
("They saw it on the screens they be like 'It Looks Nice!' ")
So they came to the game ("Brill game, great graphics")
Acclaim lying...that's why it is such a ("Crap game!")
The game's ("Robots Rise")
("They saw it on the screens they be like 'It Looks Nice!' ")
So they came to the game ("Brill game, great graphics")
Acclaim lying...that's why it is such a
[*scratching*]
"Crap Game"..."Crap Game"..."Rise Robots
You can play Rise of The Robots...
DON'T!!!!!
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Spell-check your parodies and don't use 'z's as 's'es, and then I'll check whether it's any good :-P.
Okay, I'll do that on my next parodiez. ;-p ;-)
(Rap Parody) Glorious! Some fine rhyming and humour to boot!
(Rap #1) DKTOS, nor the topic, so it was very hard for me to get into this song. There wasn't enough info for me to learn about what the song was about. So you hated the game...I couldn't understand why. The ebonics weren't really necessary, either--not to be PC or anything like that, but it just made it very hard to read and comprehend. (as Wolveroses would say, "Because I am white, because I am white...)
Apart from being rife with spelling errors (which is okay in this case because that's how it sounds like most rappers talk), the parody has a somewhat familiar topic to me, having been a gamer a long time, and reading about these overhyped games (I'll never live down Blasto for PS1). However, the idea could have been conveyed a lot better. DKTOS, so I'll take your word for it on the pacing. 534
Good rhyming and stuff
(Rap) Man, too many monitor x-rays, dude! LOL!
It reads well. Probably a little lost on me since I don't know the game.
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