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Song Parodies -> "Invasion"

Original Song Title:

"Criminal"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Invasion"

Parody Written by:

Xander999

The Lyrics

About the WCW/ECW Alliance invasion of the WWF
VINCE:
A lot of people ask me...
Stupid flippin' questions.
A lot of people think...
That what they say in the ring,
Or what they talk about un the ring,
Is that it's actually real life,
Or that I believe in it,
Or if they say that they're gonna kill somebody
That they're actually gonna do it,
Or that they believe in it...
Oh Hell...
If you believe that...
Then they'll kill you...you know why?

cuz it's an INVASION!
INVASION!
you flippin' right...
IT'S AN INVASION!
yeah it's an INVASION,

XANDER999:
Vince's kids are like daggers with jagged edges,
They'll stab you in the back, Intact that's a fact,
Hit you on the mat? Laugh, and then answer back,
Think they're best, hate dad? The answers yes.
Challenge-a-phobic? Nah, your jealous-a-phoic,
Jealous of your dad watching his paycheck buldge over,
That's his succesful business, You've better let get go of 'em,
They belong in his pocket, you'll never get hold of it!
'Hey it's me! RVD! Opps! Somebody punched me!
And I was just being nice.' Get it? Just being nice?
How many titles you expecting to win?
After the Alliance leader overdoses of Gin?
'C'MON THREE SIXTEEN! I NEED THE OLD STONE COLD, RIGHT KID?
GIMME AN HELL YEAH! (hell no...)
Please Lord, Vince sure needs Austin,
We need him to stop Shane imposting;
Oh and please send The Rock right back,
And Triple H, while he's off sleeping in the hospital,
Angle! Angle! He's found Stone Cold!
You can't reach him, Vince tried so bold,
He's drunk in some bar, and he knows cuz,
He watches TV and the bar's got cable,
The Taker's able to bring the thougts,
Of being Chicken, and losing parts,
So the Rattlesnake comes back and makes his Mark,
With a new PPV to stop these flippin retards,
And too think Austin was free.
Turned his back on his boss, and hope he bleeds...


Its an INVASION!
Everyone thought it was fine, the WWF was divine, but not in some minds.
I guess its an INVASION.
Shane and Steph know, playing dirty is their goal, they need protection from every one.
Its an INVASION!
Everyone thought it was fine, the WWF was divine, but not in some minds.
I guess its an INVASION.
Shane and Steph know, playing dirty is their goal, they need protection from every one.

XANDER999:
The alliance must have Sting, Hulk Hogan, Jeff Jarret, gee...
They have Rhyno, Rob Van Dam, Booker T, and Dudleyz
The Rock returned Monday at Raw you see,
Challenged Stone Cold but instead got BOOKER T!
It's an INVASION!, Summerslam will be here in few days,
But how will Austin beat Angle if he is in a haze?
The event got closer and The Rock grew in anger,
Angle frustration greater Austin's ego got larger,
Summerslam came here, Angle came nearer,
But screwed out the title as Austin weren't winner.
His calm went (pfft) when Austin grabbed his medals
Angle then pedalled, after his Gold he won,
Austin screwed him, and abused him, threw his gold nearby,
Over the the bridge, He pissed, Angle then vowed his revenge,
On the bad guy, who Angle made publicly cry,
And pushed him in a paddling pool as long has it wasn't him,
Kurt Angle, is as crazy as Austin and The Book combined,
Replacing the commish, cuz Regal couldn't make it today,
Unforgiven he won the tiele so he's taken Cold's place.
Oh! That's Shane with Socko to his face,
Don't shove him in his mouth too and stink his face all over he place,
'I told you Shane! You shoulda put Booker T away!
I get that'll teach you not to let him at The Rock yet again.
It's an INVASION!

-
Angle goes to pin Booker T! He can win it!
Austin is up aswell! What the?
Wait! Austin is moving Angle over and putting Booker T on top of him!
YEAH!
*Heymann walks to the ring.*
Austin has turned his back on the Federation! WHY AUSTIN? WHY?
-

XANDER999:
Angle's got the title and it's great innit?
And it may be The Rock and him for both World titles great innit?
So Vince may just winn it.
And if Steph and Shane attack their dad in it they'll be alive for five minutes.
Come back, fire the eye witness,
Bribe the private eye, hired to pry in their business.
Alliance itches, but they have pep.
Led by example is what Stone Cold said.
If they ever gave a dam they'd just go nuts,
Go crackers and shove Angle and Rock in a box,
But Austin you know, isn't brave enough,
To win against Angle so he goes and just runs off.
Man, half the things they do, they just make it up,
To make you glad, so let's kick Alliance ass,
And if Vince prevails over he kids he has,
Proven to be the best in Wrestling MAN!


Its an INVASION!
Everyone thought it was fine, the WWF was divine, but not in some minds.
I guess its an INVASION.
Shane and Steph know, playing dirty is their goal, they need protection from every one.
Its an INVASION!
Everyone thought it was fine, the WWF was divine, but not in some minds.
I guess its an INVASION.
Shane and Steph know, playing dirty is their goal, they need protection from every one.
(Repeat Until fade...)

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