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Song Parodies -> "Pull In Bars"

Original Song Title:

"Life On Mars"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

David Bowie

Parody Song Title:

"Pull In Bars"

Parody Written by:

Xander999

The Lyrics

I'm aim to write at least one parody a month for the next 33 months. It's been a long while since I wrote a parody...hope I still have it in me...
It's bloody awful to stare
At the girl with the lousy hair
And the gentlemen's saying "No,"
And his best friend has told her to go
Now her friends are nowhere to be seen
And she walks through the crowd to see
Guy called Keith is now working Sue
But she's hooked on his best mate Pete,
But now Pete is a mad manwhore,
For he's slept with ten girls or more
He can look in the eyes of girls
And he gets their phone numbers

Suitors flirting on the dancefloor
Oh man! Look at those sad men go
It's the funniest show
Take a look at the woman
Chatting up that tall guy
Oh man! Wonder if she'll ever know
His girlfriends right there you know...
Can you pull in Bars?

It's on Jessica's worried lips
That Mickey's house has turned out a tip
Now the hormones have struck her brain
The booze's controlled again
See the mice in their million hordes
From the kitchen across the floorboards
Pornography is all abound
As Readers wives is all around
But Jess is a drunkern whore
'Cause she's slept with ten guys or more!
It's about to happen again...
As I ask you to recall the

Suitors flirting on the dancefloor
Oh man! Look at those sad men go
It's the funniest show
Take a look at the woman
Chatting up that tall guy
Oh man! Wonder she'll ever know
His girlfriends right there you know...
Can you pull in Bars?

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Peregrin - April 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Well, I liked it, wasn't quite sure where it was going, but i know from experience it is a hard song to parody.
littleCupCakes - April 10, 2008 - Report this comment
I know the scene well , Sir, the ~ Birds & the Bees~ in action!

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